These Terminator bitches are a mess. If one of them (Arnold Schwarzenegger) isn’t making every housekeeper in the Beverly Hills area cleanse her vagine with Windex (Windex really does work on everything) after letting him stick his gross Austrian schnitzel stick in there, then another one of them (Nick Stahl) is making his estranged wife put his face on a milk carton after going on another drug binge in Skid Row. And if one of them isn’t going missing all the time, then another one of them (Edward Furlong) is getting into fights with his piece at LAX.
Edward Furlong was arrested at LAX early this morning for allegedly getting violent with his girlfriend. The police showed up to Terminal 2 at LAX at around 1 this morning after security called them, because Edward and his girlfriend were getting messy. Edward allegedly grabbed his girlfriend’s arm so hard that he left marks. Marks on an arm equals JAIL, bitch, so they dragged Pecker off to a cell and set his bail at $50,000. Edward’s latest arrest will join his public intoxication charge from 2007 and his restraining order violation charge from 2011 on his police record.
Causing a scene at the airport is the definition of a dumb bitch move. Don’t get crazy in an airport, because they’re just looking for a reason to tase you, tackle you to the ground and drag you off to that locked room near the TSA checkpoint. Edward Furlong is a dim dumb douchebag. If Edward and his girlfriend were on Couples Therapy, that Couples Therapy lady would tell them that they should obviously break up, because the girlfriend deserves a man who won’t treat her like trash in the middle of an airport and Edward deserves a girlfriend who won’t accidentally shit and piss out the white balloons he made her shove up into her body during their quick trip to Peru. Really, Edward should look up the name “Dina Lohan” on Match.com
via The L.A. Times