Wednesday, October 31st 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 30th!
JLo made Casper Smart walk home after he had been a vewwy, vewwy bad bear. - Reesey C
Runners-up:
Dear Doug Hutchinson: I don't think that's what Courtney Stodden meant when she said to walk a mile in her shoes. - Johnny Boy
Not to be outdone by super storm Sandy, Super Sucio Sally goes on the ho stroll. - MILF
The Octo-spawn who watched his mom diddle her biscuit finally managed to wash away the psychological scars by riding out Hurricane Sandy. - skabazzle
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:55am.
Skabazzle...that was GD funny!
Well done you dirty Hor Bags
Thank you, Whamo! Jeez I haven't been on the D in a couple of days - I didn't even realize I got a runner-up for this one! Woo!
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
I could not think of one funny thing to say about this funny visual but I knew some Dlisted wags would make me laugh this morning. Ta, horz!
Hahaha way to go winners!! Hilarious! LMAO @ "Dear Doug"
Skabazzle...that was GD funny!
Well done you dirty Hor Bags
LOL @ Reesey.
Thanks Randé!
Walk of Shame?
more like, the Crawl of Lame
With his Octomom in rehab, McCai gets the fuck out of dodge.
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
When Tommy rolled over in the morning he found his bed empty, One of his tricks somehow managed to sleep walk his way out of the compound.
CoCo's brother, NoNo, made his own home video of the storm.
Joe Simpson takes his obsession with looking young way over the line.
Immediately after hearing that his talkshow was canceled, Anderson Cooper braved the cold weather and ran straight to his mommy's house for condolences cuddles.
The Dutch McDonalds Halloween cheeseburger giveaway for the best baby costume somehow got lost in translation.
The story behind the name of Russian hipster band Not Getting Any Pussy Riot is actually straightforward and free of irony.
In Mother Russia, diaper wears you
"the only thing his face should host is a fist" MK
Until that moment, Taylor Swift didn't believe in love at first sight...
Ryan Lochte is sticking to his guns when it comes to his promise of community outreach and telling kids that it is OK not only to pee in the pool but, also, to pee in the snow.
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Unfortunately, just before Sandy's landfall, all the bread, bottled water, and batteries were gone from the grocery store, so Sam made do with some diapers and a McDonald's run.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
When Dmitry's mother refused to stop breastfeeding and co-sleeping as part of her adhesion to attachment parenting, he finally left her.
Tito Ortiz scours Russian back alleys for a plastic surgeon willing to perform vaginal rejuvenation on Jenna Jameson's nasty old cooch.
snookie's baby makes his great escape...
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I am > you.
Honestly dude it's cool, anybody can order a Happy Meal...
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...the end
"I swear to God, this is the LAST time I will ever walk to Tom Cruise's house, I mean MY house in my underpants." ~Jason Sullivan
Vladimir was too clever to be put off by McDonald's Moscow's Happy Meal age guidelines.
JLo made Casper Smart walk home after he had been a vewwy, vewwy bad bear.
The Octo-spawn who watched his mom diddle her biscuit finally managed to wash away the psychological scars by riding out Hurricane Sandy.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Inconti-Nancy.
"YNKEH BEKOH" is Russian for "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service."
Arnold Schwarzenegger's love-child with Brigitte Nielsen, conceived during her 1985 acting stints in Rocky IV and Red Sonja, comes forward.
I could understand the bib if it was delicious and juicy In-N-Out, but McEarthworms? WTF?
"This is THE LAST TIME I listen to Steven Tyler when he tells me to "Walk This Way."
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In former Soviet Russia Happy Meal buy YOU!
This new Adam Sandler movie looks just as infantile, bleak, and full of product placement as the others.
The walk of McShame.
Tolstoy's lesser known classic, "War and Pees"
Whenever he's teething and fussy, Boris always finds comfort in a Happy Meal.
The annual success of the seasonally offered McRib sandwich led McDonald's to introduce the McBabyBackRib.
Hoping to stay undetected, one of Octomom's kids make a run for it! Whatevs!
Russia's version of Let's Make A Deal is filmed on location at McDonald's.
Not to be outdone by superstorm Sandy, Super Sucio Sally goes on the ho stroll.
"Dammit! I forgot the bonnet. Now this outfit is just plain stupid."
It was evident that Vladimir was going through the "terrible twenty-two's" after he threw a tantrum over getting the wrong happy meal toy.
To accommodate the growing number of adult baby prostitutes, Pampers introduces its new line, "Pampers Street-Walkers."
People in Russia will do anything to get the Happy Meal discount.
Russian mail order brides are sure getting younger and younger...
octo mom called she wants her kids back baby daddy
The return of the E Hollywood Story brings us a look into the life of one of Octomom's offspring, now forty and hooking for burgers.
Beanie Baby from Chenobyl.
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When I want your opinion, I'll take my dick out of your mouth.
He knows a sure shortcut to CRUISE's mansion....
Cross country hissy-fitting a winter olympic sport?! I could do this.