Nothing Like A Good Old-Fashioned Restaurant Brawl
It’s been much too long since we’ve watched tricks and tramps get messy and foolish in the middle of a restaurant. But this time, bitches didn’t get crazy in a Denny’s (shocking) and it didn’t go down in Amurca. The Asians of Toronto are representing the fuckery this time. While Hurricane Sandy snatches weaves, exposes illegal tourist hotels, causes ConEd explosions, squirts up the subway stations and continues to be a real bitch, watch these Asians create a man-made disaster by getting messy in a Vietnamese restaurant. I want to say they’re whoopin’ each other’s asses Gangnam-style, but I’m pretty sure most of them are Vietnamese. Plates are flying! Jackets are coming off! Waitresses are stepping in!
The star of this video isn’t the dude shouting Worldstar over and over again, it’s the exquisite and delicate Asian flower with the mane of white blond hair. Of course that hair is all-natural. I used to think that the natural white blond Asian was just a myth like lesbian unicorns, but this video shows me that they exist in real-life. And they’re even more graceful, demure and refined than I imagined. I bet her nipples are made of cubic zirconia. She’s THAT genteel.
(Thanks, Jenn)