Canadian Douche vs. Canadian Douche

October 29, 2012 / Posted by:

No, Kelly Clarkson didn’t go blond. This is Avril Lavigne’s bleached porcupine-looking ex-husband, Deryck Whibley as her and that’s his girlfriend Ari Cooper as Chad Kroeger. There’s no shade like Canadian shade. The last time I laughed at something Deryck did was when he actually married Avril Lavigne and now I’m laughing at Deryck showing Avril up by looking prettier than her.

This mess of a costume is tragic, desperate and sad, and I love all of it. It’s perfect. It’s even more perfect when you think about how later on in the night, “Avril” licked “Chad’s” pussy in the last stall in the men’s bathroom. Yeah, something tells me this isn’t the first time Deryck and Ari have dressed up as Avril and Chad. They probably have a sex swing made of torn Abbey Dawn t-shirts hanging in the corner of their bedroom and they both can’t bust out an orgasm unless a Nickelback is blaring in their ears. Sucio bitches.

To keep the Canadian shade going, Chad Kroeger lit a cigarette and burned Deryck back on Twitter:

This is like watching a catty fight between an overused butt plug and a factory-defected enema. You can’t choose a side. If you asked Deryck who won, he would say he did and if you asked Chad who won, he would say he did. But they both lose, because they both can say that they’ve bumped nipples with Avril Lavigne.

via Entertainment Weekly 

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