Canadian Douche vs. Canadian Douche
No, Kelly Clarkson didn't go blond. This is Avril Lavigne's bleached porcupine-looking ex-husband, Deryck Whibley as her and that's his girlfriend Ari Cooper as Chad Kroeger. There's no shade like Canadian shade. The last time I laughed at something Deryck did was when he actually married Avril Lavigne and now I'm laughing at Deryck showing Avril up by looking prettier than her.
This mess of a costume is tragic, desperate and sad, and I love all of it. It's perfect. It's even more perfect when you think about how later on in the night, "Avril" licked "Chad's" pussy in the last stall in the men's bathroom. Yeah, something tells me this isn't the first time Deryck and Ari have dressed up as Avril and Chad. They probably have a sex swing made of torn Abbey Dawn t-shirts hanging in the corner of their bedroom and they both can't bust out an orgasm unless a Nickelback is blaring in their ears. Sucio bitches.
To keep the Canadian shade going, Chad Kroeger lit a cigarette and burned Deryck back on Twitter:
This is like watching a catty fight between an overused butt plug and a factory-defected enema. You can't choose a side. If you asked Deryck who won, he would say he did and if you asked Chad who won, he would say he did. But they both lose, because they both can say that they've bumped nipples with Avril Lavigne.
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Which one is the girl in real life, up there?
@Hockey Fan - that is an insult to butt plugs everywhere...
How does nobody catch on to his stupidity?!
If they were celebrity theme parties he went to....and the sum41 guy dressed like avril....
Basically saying avril isn't a celebrity!!
WHICH IS SO TRUE THAT BITCH IS A WASTE
Fuck her.
AWESOME costume! Hahaha. Avril is a fucking asshole.
At first I thought the person on the right was supposed to be Madonna.
Sans, I know what you mean. Baseball blows, and the World Series was as boring as hell. Football? Well, I'll watch the Colts but since Peyton Manning and half the team left, I don't really care. College football is still good (Go Oregon Ducks and Oregon State Beavers!) but other than that...nope. I got nothin' without hockey.
booooooooooo
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Well, this day has turned to total butt-dust.
Submitted by purin on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 2:46pm.
Even tho Canada has unleashed some evil shit (Avril, JB, Nickelback), all is forgiven because of Ryan Gosling
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I'd say Ryan Reynolds, but...yeah. And all those hot Canadian hockey players...where's GG? She'll back me up on this.
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Well, this day has turned to total butt-dust.
sorry hockeyfan....it royally blows ass not having an NHL season. The World Series is over and done with, and it was boring as hell anyway. I like watching the NFL but I don't really cheer for any one team except maybe the Giants. And forget about college football or the NBA. So now I haz no sports to watch.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 1:11pm.
LOL. Or maybe the lack of a hockey season is making him all insane in the membraaaane.
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It's fucking up my shizz something fierce, and I'm not even Canadian.
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OMG, I love this. All four of them are useless butt-plugs, so I'm sure no one but them really cares, but if I were Deryck's new piece I'd wonder why he was willing to dress up as his ex wife??? That's some Norman Bates shit right there. And he should be asking himself why he wants his girl to dress up as his ex wife's new fuck piece?? There's some weird ass Freudian shizz goin' on in Canadianaland.
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Well, this day has turned to total butt-dust.
Pretty freaking hilarious on both sides, but so catty! Those bitches and their thinly veiled hate! Deryck so does this on the regular, ahahaha
"later on in the night, "Avril" licked "Chad's" pussy in the last stall in the men's bathroom" -- ollol MK!
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Wonder what happen to Avril and Brodie Jenner? Wonder what ever happend to Brodie Jenner? Must be so sad that his 15 minutes were up forever ago and Lauren Conrad still gets magazine covers.
Haha. But in all seriousness, I wonder if that dude ever got a job?
haha, I beg to differ, that's a pretty fucking good comeback!
these people have too much time on their hands but the tweet was pretty funny!
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Who dresses up as an ex? Also excluding the face and considering the petite woman size, he pulls it off so well.
BB, I am within the population of 5 million metro DETROIT-er's.
No Sandy for me but it's hella windy all day - like storm windy. The noise from outside is very Sandy-like!
Where are you?
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our version of the Grammys is pretty lame-o too Whammy. Nickelback, sk8ter ho and the Bieb won a bunch I think. ::hangs head in shame::
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The Who Knows?...lol Of which anyone of them would trade 10 Junos for 1 Grammy.
LOL, Whamo. I was going to say that this one stand up comedian I saw called them the Junos because when you're watching you're always saying, "Hey, Juno who that is?"
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 5:25pm
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IF, are you on the East Coast?
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 12:19pm.
Deryk has the fugliest squashed Mickey Dolenz type face. Chad looks like a rodent.
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Holy shit, this made me LMAO! Spot on, on both parts!!!
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Pretty fucking hilarious, and spot-on costumes.
If I were Deryck's girlfriend, though, I'd be a bit pissed at him still feeling pissy about his ex and who she married. Pretty obvious he can't let it go.
Only Celebrity theme eh, so I guess they all stayed home then.
Even though I think they're beyond pathetic for doing that, they nailed it!
GG, search Kroger's name here. MK had a post about him admitting he could chow on his own schlong. What a tool.
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I actually like Nickelback - but I would never admit that, you also haven't just read that I do, so..
I like the costumes, they're great, but on the other hand, how weird has one to be to dress as an ex? If they'd be all friends than it would be okay, but since Chad Kröger's response doesn't really sound friendly, they're obviously not, so this whole stunt leaves me with a "meh".
Even tho Canada has unleashed some evil shit (Avril, JB, Nickelback), all is forgiven because of Ryan Gosling
Submitted by lynniepoo on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 2:34pm.
I absolutely agree. It makes his gf look pathetic for being part of it. That said, I did laugh at his spot-on costume of Avril. It might be time for her to change up her look.
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I wonder who came up with the idea. Ari definitely needs some girlfriends that would have given her the "oh no he didn't, girl, you need to kick him to the curb" speech. And yeah avril has looked the same since 2002, she needs to update that look.
I thought that was one of the Olsens!!
Sum 41 dude wins, at least they have one or two passable songs. Avril and that Nickelback guy can GTFO
Wow, what a comeback. -_-
Maybe my old ass needs glasses but I can't seem to tell which one is the female.
Submitted by Darknight on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 1:00pm.
Hahaha i like this. Keep it up losers I'm entertained. But dressing like your ex on halloween screams as not over her. The new gf is stupid for going along with this.
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I absolutely agree. It makes his gf look pathetic for being part of it. That said, I did laugh at his spot-on costume of Avril. It might be time for her to change up her look.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 1:38pm.
"Now she's engaged to a man who publicly and proudly announced he can suck his own hogleg."
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You're kidding right? *gags*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
The Halloween costumes are pretty fucking funny. However, if I was dating some guy and he said "Let's dress up as my ex-wife and her new man!" I'd be headed out the door. Deryck's jellis of Chad's Ramen noodle head, obviously.
Hahahaha! Buncha Dumbfucks.
the point is they both banged Avril so they are both losers
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I hope they all show up on YouTube slap fights. Loozers.
Submitted by oceanlover998 on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 1:49pm.
I think his father was the inspiration for 'American Dad'...
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LOL, He did look like American Dad, that's too much.
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Oh wow, he's a tiny little fella, isn't he?!
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She could put him in her pocket and carry him around.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 12:29pm.
We have lamest entertainment news shows. eTalk has to be THE worst with the Mulroney spawn and Lainey.
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...that nattering buttah-faced harpie is Lainey??!!! THE Lainey of Lainey gossip?!!! Noooo....she is SOOOO LAME!!!!!
...shows how little I pay attention to homespun infotainment cr*p...
...oh and that Mulroney kid is INSUFFERABLE!!! cannot tolerate even a few seconds of him as I'm flipping thru channels...I think his father was the inspiration for 'American Dad'...looks just like him...may as well have been American too the way he kissed up to Reagan...
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Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 1:36pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 1:31pm.
It was cool to see them there in the flesh. :)
I wonder if Canadian shade should be called "frost". "Girl, she just threw frost at KD Lang!"
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Throwin Frost LOL, that's perfect!
Mind you NO bitch can throw frost on KD lol:)
Isn't the cartoonist who does Pearls Before Swine a Canadian? Epicly funny shit. Poor Zeeba.
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Advil Ravine acts all superior but let's take a look at this. Her first husband is one of the ugliest and least-talented men on the planet. Now she's engaged to a man who publicly and proudly announced he can suck his own hogleg. This is progress?
*golf clap*
Yaaaay Advil.
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 1:31pm.
It was cool to see them there in the flesh. :)
I wonder if Canadian shade should be called "frost". "Girl, she just threw frost at KD Lang!"
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That comeback by Chad is on a par with my 14yr old cousin's replies on facebook. Derek wins this one.. (not that it's even a decent shitfight).
Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 1:27pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 1:18pm.
ITA. The Trailor Park Boys
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TPB ROCK, I LOVED that show!!!
ya I agree, we'd all stop, stare, murmur and poke our friends but most of us would not make a scene at all.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 1:17pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 1:10pm.
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our version of the Grammys is pretty lame-o too Whammy. Nickelback, sk8ter ho and the Bieb won a bunch I think. ::hangs head in shame::
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The Who Knows?...lol Of which anyone of them would trade 10 Junos for 1 Grammy.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 1:18pm.
ITA. The Trailor Park Boys were filming some interview outside my office building (heart of the financial district) and besides 2-3 people stopping to look for a minute because of the camera crew no one was there.
I might stop and stare if Eugene Levy walked down the street but I wouldn't freak out!
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@Lisbet459 ;)
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Submitted by beware on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 1:10pm.
I like to think Canada does have a "star system", although I wouldn't call it that. It's got Leonard Cohen, the Tragically Hip, and the Kids in the Hall in it.
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We definatly have stars for sure but no real system per say. There doesn't seem to be such a thing as A list B list etc. In Canada your either a star and by that it means the US has recognized you or your not. As well I would think any Canadian star (other than Bieber) could pretty much walk around anywhere in Canada and not only not be hassled but hardly even draw attention.
We just don't seem to be wired the same way as our American(retarded )cousins...what!!?? who said that!!?? I'm just kidding guys I'm bored that's all:P