If it wasn’t for Whatshisname dressed up as Sir Golddigsalot, you wouldn’t know it was Skankoween and you’d think that Xtina had just pulled herself off of the puddle of chardonnay drool and mascara tears she was lying in to pick her kid up from school. When the kids at school see a bloated cloud of pressed powder, torn fishnets, frizzy pink wig hair and bits of dried self tanner gel coming toward them they know that Max’s mom is here to pick him up. But believe it or not, Xtina is actually wearing a costume.
Xtina threw a Halloween party last night and she took a little time out from drunkenly humping all of her guests to come outside and pose FOR HER LIFE between two pieces of lifeless wood. Xtina is not only a mess, but she’s an ice-hearted bitch too. Just look at how she’s smiling her fupa off and has no remorse about viciously murdering a family of Poochie dolls to make that wig. Cold bitch is the Ecuadorian Cruella De Vil.