I don’t know why Shiloh is making a level 3 “over it” face. Maybe she just watched her daddy’s Chanel No. 5 commercial and is too embarrassed for words. Maybe she CAN’T with her mom once again wearing condom shoes that make St. Angie’s feet look even more like lizard hooves made of stretched foreskin. Maybe she wants to be Fred from Scooby Doo (homegirl does have the hair for it) and the cheap ass Halloween store in Sherman Oaks didn’t have that costume. Maybe one of the paps is wearing CROCs. Who knows, but I’m all for Shiloh’s grouch face, because I’m all for looking like you’re over it at ALL TIMES. Whenever you can make a bitchface, make one.
In fact, I’m making a bitchface right now over Vivienne’s costume. Just because Vivienne is a movie star now, doesn’t mean she can go around stealing other people’s costume. I was going to wear a droopy, sedated, half-dead pink unicorn apron for Halloween and now I can’t, because Vivienne already beat me to it. Damn you, chosen one. Damn you.