Sunday, October 28th 2012

My Thoughts Exactly, Shiloh

I don't know why Shiloh is making a level 3 "over it" face. Maybe she just watched her daddy's Chanel No. 5 commercial and is too embarrassed for words. Maybe she CAN'T with her mom once again wearing condom shoes that make St. Angie's feet look even more like lizard hooves made of stretched foreskin. Maybe she wants to be Fred from Scooby Doo (homegirl does have the hair for it) and the cheap ass Halloween store in Sherman Oaks didn't have that costume. Maybe one of the paps is wearing CROCs. Who knows, but I'm all for Shiloh's grouch face, because I'm all for looking like you're over it at ALL TIMES. Whenever you can make a bitchface, make one.

In fact, I'm making a bitchface right now over Vivienne's costume. Just because Vivienne is a movie star now, doesn't mean she can go around stealing other people's costume. I was going to wear a droopy, sedated, half-dead pink unicorn apron for Halloween and now I can't, because Vivienne already beat me to it. Damn you, chosen one. Damn you.

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Submitted by dbella on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 11:38am.
She probably pissed because she wanted a pink princess costume and Angelina said it wouldn't go with her "Montenegro" style.
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HAHAHAHA!!!

I can't believe these two were only able to make one attractive kid (Knox, who doesn't resemble either of them. Rather, Angelina's mother.) I had high hopes for Shiloh, since she was a precious baby, but she already seems to be screwed up. Vivienne looks like she might be missing half a chromosome. So I'm on Team Knox.

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More whoring out the kids for PR by BRANDgelina. What's the reason? Pittstain's new movie? The suck ass Chanel ad?

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Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 9:51am.

Knox= Michael Pitt when he grows up
Shiloh= Scarlett Johannson if she embraces her feminine side or Chastity Bono if she keeps this look
Vivienne= Kelly Osbourne-ish in the face so I'll go with her

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You nailed it !!!

jelliebean's picture

Yes, yes, yes, to all the comments about the obviously staged pap'd shots micro managed by a narcissistic drama queen desperate to be in the shot. And yes, craigypants, the younger kids have looked drugged for a long time. And I think it's more than the second hand high from daddy's bong hits.
This IS Joan Crawford light (AJ could never hold her own to Joan on screen) and oh the irony that Angie has made herself an international children's ambassador, traveling incessantly around the world to help the underprivileged kids. Yet, her own kids look like they need some help themselves, to get away from their controlling, fame obsessed mom.

Andrei's picture

I think it's interesting that Jolie never wears jeans, though, and she is sure slutting around that Vuitton.

Andrei's picture

The kids look normal to me. Unlikely that with all those siblings, all of them are going to be happy at the same time. Shiloh is probably annoyed at one of her sibs. My sib and I fought all the time at that age, even though our parents were good, lol.

i hate the name knox

shiloh's hair is tragic. i know she's a kid, but still. she's very cute looking though.

Wouldn't surprise me if that little girl is gay. I wish her parents had stuck with their promise of not marrying until everyone could.

Where are all the adopted ones? I guess only the chosen ones get to dress up for halloween.

Seriously though. You never see her with all the kids, its only a few at a time. If you can't manage all your children at once, stop buying them.

stefystef's picture

I'm home with my doggies chilling out.
TV has nothing but the hurricane shit.
My dog keeps crying to eat my lunch, although she ate a big bowl of food, a bunch of snacks and half my lunch.

She's a spoiled bitch. *LOL* That's my day!

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stefystef's picture

PUT THOSE KIDS DOWN AND LET THEM WALK!!!
And why is she caring the boy and not the girl?
Please.

Like Shiloh, I'm so over Angie too. *LOL*

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FrappenBloat's picture

That dress prob cost a fortune but it bugs me, it looks too tight from the hips up and too baggy below the hips. I would hate that dress.

And yeah what is with Viv, poor kid? She doesn't look right at all. She looks anaemic or something. Unhealthy looking kid.

kacky's picture

That manny probably got fired for not staying out of the shot.
How does this bitch even live with herself for whoring out these kids to the paps all the time.
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Cockadouche!

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Time will tell if all that cutting & pasting with rubber cement in the 80's has reduced my brain to mush but I actually think there's a good chance these kids will grow up less fucked that most celebrity kids. Time WILL tell, but in the meantime I wish them the best . . .

What is it with her and the black outfits with nude shoes? We get it, your legs are long and slender - you're as sinewy and willowy as a dancer (gags). It's as if she wants to look like she's melting into the pavement. 2011 called and wants its look back, sister. Get over yourself.
(flounces off under the weight of a giant chip on shoulder)

edited: Thinking of you East coasters! Enjoy the hurricaine and be safe! Have a boozy good time (I am SO jealous...Chicago won't have anything good until blizzard season...)
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I don't find the girls cute at all...the boy is though (the real boy she's carrying)

salacious's picture

The Fred Durst lookalike is way too short and pudgy to be a bodyguard. The ho usually hires bigger guys when they travel to other countries. This guy is carrying bags, instead of making sure the kids are safe. That really gives away how the kids are not threatened by the paps and might actually be familiar with them. It's no secret that Mommie Dearest hires them every now and then.

dbella's picture

She probably pissed because she wanted a pink princess costume and Angelina said it wouldn't go with her "Montenegro" style.

Shiloh is such a sweetie. All their kids are cute. Angie & Brad bore me to death though.

Richiegay's picture

St. Angie has taken the Photo Op to an Academy Award winning level.

Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion

warmislandsun's picture

Is Jesse James her new body guard? That guy looks creepy.

ethang's picture

I just don't get the natural motherly vibe from Angie at all. She looks like a model in a photo shoot with kids as accessories.

I think Shiloh has a far better relationship with her nanny.

Submitted by MizRo on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 10:27am.
skinny fat!! *muah* me too - I'm out by the beach - mandatory evacuations which of course no one followed... we must stay with our homes and canoe in the neighborhood!

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It's getting REALLY windy and raining here now. Be safe MizRo and BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES!!! There is NOTHING like watching an angry out of control ocean. She's the most magnificent force of nature there is.

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Skinny fat, my company is open but only for essential personnel and that doesn't include support staff. Our local Dunkin' is having a "Buy 1 doughnut, get 6 free" sale in order to get rid of the inventory before they close at noon.

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MizRo's picture

DogRo!! How are you my love? Yes, but a little unsettled... winds are whipping, tide is rising and all transportation suspended... I'll just hang out here today!

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Submitted by Gigaboob on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 1:31am.
Why is this chupacabra always in black? And now she's got her kids dressing in black. Everyday is Halloween for those poor kids.
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So true...
I had a co-worker dress her baby in black sometimes and it was very disturbing. Kids look strange in black- it's like their auras clash with the lack of color. Not to get too New-agey about it.

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MizDog! Hai! Haven't "seen" you in ages. All battened down?

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Rocket's picture

Wow! Angie's wearing black with nude shoes. Big surprise there.

MizRo's picture

skinny fat!! *muah* me too - I'm out by the beach - mandatory evacuations which of course no one followed... we must stay with our homes and canoe in the neighborhood!

I can't say anything bad about this family: kids seem normal, she seems hands on and loving toward her children and Pitt seems like a good Dad... everything else is superfluous in my opinion.

Submitted by fleur_de_lis on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 9:22am.
Submitted by beb on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 8:21am.

And yes, 4 year olds can walk, but they also like to make a run for it and seriously, if I was faced with a swarm of assholes with cameras yelling at my children I would carry them too.

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Yeah, then why isn't this twat holding the other twin? I see it's only a BIO kid outing. UGH I hope a house falls on her

boredasfuckyo's picture

That face Shiloh is giving looks like she has more common sense and knows whats up about her shitty vain veiny armed rexic lookin skeletor mother already. I hope when she grows up she becomes the most girly girlest one out of Angelina's kids and proves the tomboy bullshit was Angelina's fake ass way of trying to make it seem like it was just her way of letting her kids "EXPRESS" themselves and not of her own fucking doing to make her seem like an edgy free spirited mother. I can't with this fake bitch.
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as usual this cunt can only handle half her kids and STILL needs help. they really are grooming shiloh to be as masculine as possible aren't they? why is she picking up that huge kid? that vivi one looks 'special'. st angie ho really is a legend in her own mind isn't she? any normal mom would be wearing jeans, but noooooooooooooooooooo not st angie ho, she has to be in her black dress and nude heels. god i hate this cunt.

Craigypants's picture

These photos show all the signs of a put up job.
What a phoney this witch is.
Didn't she whore out one of her kids for that Maleficent film? Just for the extra publicity of course.

kbug's picture

Why do they always look like they're going to a goddamn funeral? Wear some colour for christsakes!

Husbands_and_Wives's picture

Knox= Michael Pitt when he grows up
Shiloh= Scarlett Johannson if she embraces her feminine side or Chastity Bono if she keeps this look
Vivienne= Kelly Osbourne-ish in the face so I'll go with her

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RandéSleepover's picture

How come Josh Beckett is working as their security guard?

Immodest Goddess's picture

*two* and *kid's*

Sorry.

FrappenBloat's picture

God those kids look so lost and miserable. I don't know any kid leaving a store where they could choose stuff come out looking like they just had shots.

Shiloh's showing the cracks and Angie's so overly keen to patch it up for the sake of the camera (I can almost hear her saying under gritted teeth, "smile goddamit! smile! like me look! Happy families!" that she's totally forgotten poor lil Viv who's had to resort to hanging on to the back of her dress :/ Stupid woman. Her legs should not be the same size as Shilohs.

FrappenBloat's picture

God those kids look so lost and miserable. I don't know any kid leaving a store where they could choose stuff come out looking like they just had shots.

Shiloh's showing the cracks and Angie's so overly keen to patch it up for the sake of the camera (I can almost hear her saying under gritted teeth, "smile goddamit! smile! like me look! Happy families!" that she's totally forgotten poor lil Viv who's had to resort to hanging on to the back of her dress :/ Stupid woman. Her legs should not be the same size as Shilohs.

Immodest Goddess's picture

Holding kids hand and walking = you might get photographed or the kid might get photographed. Paps might take photo of you too together, yes, but it's at a distance.

Kid in arms/on hips = perfect pap shot, they get the both of you and up close too.

See above + Tommy Girl.

Bigbendy's picture

The Voight gene must be dominat. The poor kids all look like Gandpa Jon Voight.

fredfred's picture

a 4yo can walk easily, yes. they have zero fucking impulse control though and love to run. couple that with the shitty gang of photographers who do not give a shit and, yeah, i can see why she'd pick him up.

eta: jinx fleur de lis.

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Dog's picture

All the money in the world and THAT'S what she let's Vivienne wear for Hollowpeen?

I wonder if she pays them any mind when the cameras aren't around. I honestly don't believe she does. She is way too insecure and self-centered to let someone else's needs get in the way of her own needs.

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Submitted by beb on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 8:21am.
Brad looks like a Limp Bizkit reject.

Brad isn't there, that's a bodyguard, lol.

And yes, 4 year olds can walk, but they also like to make a run for it and seriously, if I was faced with a swarm of assholes with cameras yelling at my children I would carry them too.

Ophelias evil twin's picture

Hey fake ass earth mother, I'm tired of being a pawn in your travelling freakshow.

What a fucked up childhood they have.

I think the kids are thinking
Who is this lady w/ the bony hands.
Who only cares about us when cameras are around.

Juniperjump's picture

Why is she carrying a child of that size and age? 4 year old can walk - easily.

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Submitted by Bossy on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 8:06am.
Can they please stop dressing Shiloh like a lesbian?

It's called 'Montenegro Style' geeeez!