Papa Joe's (Alleged) Sugar Baby Is (Allegedly) A Fame Whoring Twink
If Radar and The National Enquirer are both spreading the truth, then Papa Joe Simpson really does like to squeeze and lick the cream out of a Twinkie. The National Enquirer turned the knob and opened up Papa Joe's closet door earlier this week when they said that his marriage turned to butt dust when he told his family that he loves the dick. The Enquirer's source said that Papa Joe was slapping nuts with a 20-something boy toy and Radar thinks they know who it is.
Radar says that 21-year-old "aspiring model" Bryce Chandler Hill has been bragging to the gays in West Hollywood that he's climbing his way up the fame ladder by climbing on top of Papa Joe's good Christian dick. ONTD might've found some proof in this little flirty exchange on Twitter been BC and PJ last July. I don't know if it's because of that outfit or that flirty tweet from Papa Joe, but my b-hole just twitched itself into a temporary coma.
Radar's source says that Bryce met 54-year-old Papa Joe through TJ Espinoza, a back-up dancer and one of Jessica and Ashlee's friends. Even though Papa Joe was lounging in the back of the closet with the lights turned off, Bryce was still blabbing about how he was boning and using Papa Joe to get ahead. None of Bryce's friends believed him until this week. The source put it like this:
“Joe Simpson being outed by the National Enquirer was no surprise to the gay community in Hollywood, Bryce has been bragging about hooking up with Joe for a while now. Bryce is close to TJ Espinoza, who in turn is good friends with both Jessica and Ashlee and worked for Britney Spears as a back-up dancer. TJ introduced Bryce to the Simpsons – and that’s how he met Joe.
Bryce claims he’s been dating Joe for roughly a year and absolutely loves to boast about it because he loves being the center of attention. He’s also been quick to tell anyone that will listen that he’s using Joe to climb the showbiz ladder. Bryce is desperate to become famous, he’s done lots of modeling shoots and wants to become an actor. When he met Joe, he knew what a good job he had done in managing Jessica and Ashlee’s careers and wanted a piece of the pie himself. But the sad thing is, he mocks and laughs at Joe behind his back. He doesn’t care for him in the same way Joe does about him."
Bryce said on Twitter that this story is made of lies.
I should've known that Papa Joe's type would be a tanning bed-cooked twink who has side swept bangs just so he can fill the air with gold glitter when he flips his hair like a Breck Girl while dancing shirtless to a Robyn song in the middle of a WeHo gay club. The kind of twink who sprays Victoria's Secret passion fruit body mist on his bleached butt flower. That would be Papa Joe's type.
But you know, I feel sorry for Papa Joe. I don't feel sorry for Papa Joe because he's getting played by a spotlight-fucking, gold digging piece of tampon lint. I feel sorry for Papa Joe because he's obviously trying to twinkify himself. Have you seen those tragic pictures at TMZ? Dude looks like Gary Busey as Ellen DeGeneres. Papa Joe needs the right gays around him. Papa Joe needs someone to tell him that wearing that sweater is only okay if you're a Wakefield twin and that hair just made Ken Paves stroke his favorite shears and promise them that he'd never ever make them commit a hair massacre like that. Papa Joe's hair is a level 10 tragedy. And that white iPhone? No words.
A mid-life crisis should not involve peroxide. It just shouldn't.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 2:08pm.
LOL :)
She looks like Justin Bieber or Beaver or whatever her name is.
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Courtney Stodden in man drag? C'mon Joe!!? You can do better than some dime a dozen twink-face!
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You know nothing good could come out of this.
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What? Talking about dicks?? Chasing trolls? Salmon spawning? Must. Be. Specific. :)
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Well, this day has turned to total butt-dust.
You know nothing good could come out of this.
I'm with Hotmami. Let's talk about dicks. :) (and not Papa Joe's or the twink's. Sorry but that little girly boy is sucky and unattractive.)
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Well, this day has turned to total butt-dust.
Oh yeah, Within, you can watch them!! It truly is spectacular...no exaggeration! : )
Cheers!! I just got distracted writing food reviews. lol.
Daniee, you can see salmon along the way? Wow! That's great the walk was enough of a distraction. Hope all's better soon! Cheers on the sherry! ;)
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Poor Hockey Fan.....yeh, dont think theres gonna be a season at all. : ( There has been some good AHL hockey I hear!
That sounds nice Within....nothing like a good book on a miserable day outside! : ) The sun came out today after being in hiding for almost 2 weeks. Got up, went for coffee and a hike. Travelled along some of the rivers to watch the salmon spawning...some of them so so big this year! It was a great day! Ive been having some lingering problems lately so it was great to forget them for a bit and lose myself in something more spectacular like nature. These salmon live just to finally make it to this point of spawning, giving more life and then they die. Just fixing some supper now and trying to come up with the energy to figure some things out coming up.
I could really use a nice sherry right now. Hmmm. ; )
Hockey Fan, figured you'd be on that, ha! Sucks that they're allowed to hold up the season indefinitely.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 2:00pm.
*waves at GG, Anonymouse73 and Hockey Fan!* ;p
Hockey fan, doesn't the nhl website let you watch archived games with a subscription? No idea how much that costs though. Either that or peewee league, lol
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I'm so desperate I'm watching beer league at our local rink...lol.
And yes on old games--- one night I watched the 1954 Stanley Cup-- Detroit v. someone....can't remember who...but damn, that was even before *I* was born.
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Well, this day has turned to total butt-dust.
Good Daniee, maybe she's inside and keeping out of trouble, lol It's been raining on and off. Just finished scanning some pages of a book in (took too long, grrr). Rather than photocopy them and waste paper I'm saving them in a file because I won't have access to it after tonight. Other than that it's been a quiet easy day. Hope yours has gone well too. You ok? ;p
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Yeh, I was thinking of Diamond too and her Halloween party. I dont think she lives on the central coast. Should be alright.
Hows your day going Within?
Daniee, that's good to hear! Wonder how DiamondDogs and any others out there are? Hopefully just fine. :)
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 5:01pm.
Hey also people out in B.C. they had an earthquake this morning! Hope they're ok too.
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Im not on the island but I am okay! : ) There wasnt any damage or fisherfolk out at sea or anything. Just a tsunami warning.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 3:39pm.
OMG, Beb! People were buying all this frozen food and I was like HUH? What're you gonna do with all that if the power goes out? People are just plain weird.
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OMG....I would have had to ask them what they were planning on doing with all of it!!
Mmmm, a house that smells of cooked cabbage is a good home in my heart. Makes me so homesick!
When I was walking home today, I could smell someone cooking with ginger and it was making me hungry. Gonna do a squash curry now for supper I think. Hopefully I have enough creamed coconut left.
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 6:33pm.
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I know Whamo, that was outta left field wasn't it? Not amusing at all.
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I love regular looking guys with regular looking penises b/c they'll cuni your lingus for as long as you want.
Submitted by SFRB on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 6:45pm.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
TEAM DICK PICS. THHHHHHHHHEEEEENNKKKK YEEEEEEEEWWWWWW
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Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Submitted by SFRB on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 6:45pm.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 5:34pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 5:14pm.
So I'm thinking Gaslamp will now be Patio Lantern?
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I'm thinking maybe she'll use Wall Sconce?
@ Reason......"gone with the wind" :)
I'm thinking she just wanted to use the word Negro lol! I mean WTF was she even getting at? What a whaky whackadoodle!
Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 5:52pm.
My mom in the old country used to make stuffed cabbage (golubtzi) all the time. So yummy. And schi (cabbage soup).
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My mom called cabbage rolls "gawumpki" while dad called them "haloopki" (I have no idea how these words are actually spelled). There were a bunch of us, so mom doubled up on the rice. She cooked them in a pressure cooker with carrots and tomato sauce, and made these potatoes with lots of butter that she baked in a dish in the oven to give them a little crispiness - I can't explain it.
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I just threw browned ground beef, a can of tomato soup, a can of diced tomatoes, cabbage, onions, garlic, carrots, brown sugar, and a ton of seasoning in the crockpot. I dont know what the fuck it is, but it smells damn good.
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Submitted by Hotmami on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 4:33pm.
Watching Notes on a Scandal...Dame Judi Dench is the hottest bitch ever.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 5:52pm
Little, I make veggie/beef soup with lots of cabbage. So Good. Make cabbage rolls, once a year, New Years Eve with a side of mashed potatoes.
My mom in the old country used to make stuffed cabbage (golubtzi) all the time. So yummy. And schi (cabbage soup).
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All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 5:39pm.
My house smells like cabbage and I don't care . My food is going to be delicious !!!
Cooked cabbage. Yum.
Cabbage rolls?
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 5:39pm.
My house smells like cabbage and I don't care . My food is going to be delicious !!!
Whatcha making, UBF?
My house smells like cabbage and I don't care . My food is going to be delicious !!!
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 5:14pm.
Well it seems MK closed out Bonnie Blue Ball Tongue. Soooo... we'll be getting another new name with a day on the D attacking the same people?
So I'm thinking Gaslamp will now be Patio Lantern?
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 5:14pm.
So I'm thinking Gaslamp will now be Patio Lantern?
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I thought "Gaslight" was because she thought everyone was gaslighting her ass the last time she was outted, telling her to take her meds/see a doctor?
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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 5:10pm.
How dare you, good point. Another idea (which i used during the last hurricane), is to fill ziplock-type plastic bags with tap water and put them in your freezer. It makes honkin huge ice cubes and keeps your stuff colder a little longer.
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If you add a little alcohol - rubbing or liquor - then the baggies won't freeze solid, so you can wrap them around stuff.
People come up with great ideas. I've never had to deal with hurricanes, but my backwoods electric company had some issues with my neighborhood equipment, and I kept throwing shit away after outages. Now I keep a milk jug filled with water in the freezer, so I can use the fridge like an icebox when it happens again.
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Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 5:14pm.
... So I'm thinking Gaslamp will now be Patio Lantern?
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Bwahahahaha Whamo, well you'll notice, I didn't bother with that person, and it's with good reason. Whatev!
Psss, still laughing at the Gone with the wind comment, LOL
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Brainzzzzzz....
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Well it seems MK closed out Bonnie Blue Ball Tongue. Soooo... we'll be getting another new name with a day on the D attacking the same people?
So I'm thinking Gaslamp will now be Patio Lantern?
GG, yeah, you can see it, lol the boil on the forehead and the dead eyes are a nice touch! Lady Gangrene! ahahaha :)
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How dare you, good point. Another idea (which i used during the last hurricane), is to fill ziplock-type plastic bags with tap water and put them in your freezer. It makes honkin huge ice cubes and keeps your stuff colder a little longer.
WR, no its rotten flesh. The pic is too small to show the detail.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 4:47pm.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 4:26pm.
*Pulls Whamo's pants down*
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Leenie, no need to pull Whamo's pants down, they're always around his ankles.
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Aww come on they are not!
*pulls pants up* :P
@ Mike....yes I guess you're right best to be ignored
@ Doggie......yes urinals flush, if you ever use one make sure you flush it while you're sitting there so you wash your back at the same time:D!
Hey also people out in B.C. they had an earthquake this morning! Hope they're ok too.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Bebeh, fat free chef boyardee? Didn't know they made that! Better not taste like paper! haha
ETA: Hi Zombie lady, err... GG too! ahhaha Are those zits on her face, ewwwww
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Hi Hockey Fan, Mike, Little_rascal, everyone.
@Hotmami, Judi Dench can do no wrong, liked Cate in that too! Perfect for a day like today.
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