Birthday Sluts

Submitted by BaconSlut on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 2:17pm.

Happy Birfday to Scott Wieland! *flashes bewbs* And yes. 'Til we were both black and blue.

HB also to Simon Le Bon. Just last night, I was at Tarjay looking for "All You Need Is Now." (I like to stay on top of things.) Anyhooker, a salestard asked me if he could help me find what I was looking for. I told him that it was Duran Duran's last disc. He flipped through the Roll-O-Dex of his mind before queefing out "Hmmmmm...I don't think that I have ever heard of them." I shot back that this was because he wasn't yet old enough to fart dust. Totally over his head. Which made me laugh even harder. To old horz!!!

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Baconslut=ROLFMAO!!!

Omg, I am almost peeing msyelf laughing at your post. You are my evil twin...sounds exactly like something I would do. I had an incident with a Chinese lady in a grocery store, when I accidentally hit her foot with my shopping cart bc she inexplicably stopped between two sets of exit doors for no reason. I apologized like nine times, saying "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, are you all right?" She just turned and very frostily said to me, "yes, I keep hearing you say that." Fucking bitch. The woman behind me, who saw and heard the whole thing, gasped out loud. I puffed out my chest, pulled on my bitch panties, and said, "You must be fine then. So here's some advice: go back to the old country,because in THIS country we wear SHOES." (She had on those crappy Chinese ballet slippers. And it was 30 degrees out and raining heavily.) The Chinese lady just turned and left the store. The lady behind me busted out laughing and said, "That was AWESOME!" I am still ashamed of my racism, but clearly some bitchery needed to be administered to the old cunt.

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Well, this day has turned to total butt-dust.

Wow, I had no idea that Simon LeBon and Scott Weiland were born on the same day.
Hot piccy, too. HB to those two gorgeous men!

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Well, this day has turned to total butt-dust.

I remember how we used to make fun of STP back in the day, especially Scott. We laughed about how he tried to emulate the look of Layne Staley and tried to sound like Eddie Vedder. Embarrassing.

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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 3:27pm.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 2:15pm.

Hiya ladies ♥ ♥

Submitted by shandi on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 10:42pm.
why is he wearing so much Maybelline?

Maybe he's born with it.

A bit late here, but had to wish HB to my long-standing crush, Simon! I think I will always have a soft spot for him and his blond swoopy hair of the 80's. I still listen to them.
And HB John Cleese!

A bit late here, but had to wish HB to my long-standing crush, Simon! I think I will always have a soft spot for him and his blond swoopy hair of the 80's. I still listen to them.
And HB John Cleese!

I used to drool at the mouth over Scott Weilend in high school. Now....not so much. Still love STP oldies though, my Pandora station will forever be 90's alternative.

Shandi maybe he was born with it...

(Isn't that how the old Maybelline commercials went?)
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He looks good in the picture, but why is he wearing so much Maybelline? A bit much.

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

A special birthday wish to Simon Le Bon, Jayne Kennedy, and Ms.Ruby Dee.

Scott Weiland is a brat, but I can't take him seriously. I did like STP. I'm surprised he's alive.

HB to Ruby Dee-awesome actress.
and xoxoxo to John Cleese- too bad he moved away from Santa Barbara, MK couldn've dropped in on him.

I've had a crush on Patrick Fugit since I first saw his adorable little face in Almost Famous. Happy Birthday, Patrick!!

Lucifer -- hey, love -- I keep missing you, too!!! :(

Within -- hey, hon!!!

Louise -- LaGrange you say? Wow, that is cool. And geez, will they ever finish 75th Street????

Mrs. Voorhees -- I'm going to have to watch "The Dead Files." I watched one episode, it was sort of scary, but I didn't follow up with it again. That reminds me, I'll start watching again. Thanks, hon.

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 2:10pm.
A crazy looking Chola in leopard print with huge hoop earrings is telling me I should be a substance abuse counselor. Weird ad of the day.

I had that same ad yesterday! She looks like she'll cut you if you don't become a substance abuse counselor.

Very cool about John Cleese! Someone once told me that John Cleese's sister...or some other close relative lived in LaGrange (a Chicago suburb) and he was in the area semi-frequently. I have no idea if it was true or not.

Hi Withy! I didn't get to see any of the Duran Duran members up close, but somebody (I think maybe Snowpiece) saw John Taylor at a book signing and said he was gorgeous still.

((CrazyinJapan!!)) You met John Cleese!?! Yeah, it's hard to recognize someone out of context, isn't it?

How about Simon LeBon? You just saw them, right? So lucky! ☺

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Happy birthday to John Cleese!

Happy Birfday to Scott Wieland! *flashes bewbs* And yes. 'Til we were both black and blue.

HB also to Simon Le Bon. Just last night, I was at Tarjay looking for "All You Need Is Now." (I like to stay on top of things.) Anyhooker, a salestard asked me if he could help me find what I was looking for. I told him that it was Duran Duran's last disc. He flipped through the Roll-O-Dex of his mind before queefing out "Hmmmmm...I don't think that I have ever heard of them." I shot back that this was because he wasn't yet old enough to fart dust. Totally over his head. Which made me laugh even harder. To old horz!!!

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Lucy♥!! ((Twatty)), ((Deb)), where have you been??

*licks screen again* ;p

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A crazy looking Chola in leopard print with huge hoop earrings is telling me I should be a substance abuse counselor. Weird ad of the day.

John Cleese! Love him! I met him once when I worked as a receptionist at an art gallery in Chicago. He was there with his family, but as usual when I see celebrities, I didn't recognize him. I offered to "hold his bags for his comfort" (which was really a way to prevent shoplifting). He was very gracious and gave me his bags. I asked him where he was from, and he said London and that he was in Chicago for business, but he brought along his family. I told him to have a good time in Chicago. A few minutes later, a dealer ran up to me and said, "John Cleese is here!" When Cleese came back to collect his bags, I told him that I loved his comedy. He said, "Thanks."

It was so cool!

And guess what?

This whole Frankenstorm nonsense and nonstop coverage (scaring the Hell out of people) is a timely opportunity for the press to NOT turn their attention to Benghazi.

How convenient.................

Twatty, my love, my darling, I keep missing you here ♥

SubmittedI'm less concerned with FOX news and MSNBC than I am what our supposedly objective newspapers are doing. Where is the coverage on Benghazi? I don't care what the fuck Obama claims he was said at the Rose Garden, the coverage of this even on extremely liberal websites (Gawker for one) portrayed this not as a terrorist attack but about Muslim rage against that movie. We now know that wasn't true and the administration had been requesting extra security. The backpeddling and pretending they were up front all along that it was a terrorist attack (one with plenty of warning and nothing done) is seriously fucked by sushi on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 1:03pm

Hi Sushi. I didn't understand how the BD's had politics in it--then I saw Drudge.
Your points above are SPOT ON. Every American, and I mean every American should be outraged about Benghazzi. The lack of security, the requests for security, the "film" reason and the cover-up. The left want to say it's the right making this a political issue---hard to believe.
This whole situation is an outrage and the press will not cover it. It's frightening the lengths the press will go to protect this administration.
Oh, it will come out---after the election.

Love love love Fran Lebowitz! <3

HB Nannet Fabray. 92!!!

HB Scott, Simon, John and the other birthday sluts today!

Scott looks lickable here. ;D

Happy Saturday all!

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I don't understand the physical appeal of him, nor do I like his generic grunge music.

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But isn't the concept of journalism -- the so-called 4th Estate -- all about functioning as an arbiter of news without injecting personal opinion? That we have a media that's so split into news channels that cater to specific dogma -- FOX vs MSNBC (though, that has a far more balanced programming, with Joe Scarborough, for instance) -- we've lost our way with modern media. It's discouraging.
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I'm less concerned with FOX news and MSNBC than I am what our supposedly objective newspapers are doing. Where is the coverage on Benghazi? I don't care what the fuck Obama claims he was said at the Rose Garden, the coverage of this even on extremely liberal websites (Gawker for one) portrayed this not as a terrorist attack but about Muslim rage against that movie. We now know that wasn't true and the administration had been requesting extra security. The backpeddling and pretending they were up front all along that it was a terrorist attack (one with plenty of warning and nothing done) is seriously fucked.

Submitted by Gaslight on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 12:27pm.

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 12:22pm.
That BITCH Drudge. You're not a journalist, or doing expose work, if it's tainted by your conservative slant. That's called muckracking for your cause, hack.

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However; if your work is tainted with a "liberal slant" it is called "objective journalism" and used as absolute fact.

Drudge levels out the playing field just a teeny, tiny bit.
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But isn't the concept of journalism -- the so-called 4th Estate -- all about functioning as an arbiter of news without injecting personal opinion? That we have a media that's so split into news channels that cater to specific dogma -- FOX vs MSNBC (though, that has a far more balanced programming, with Joe Scarborough, for instance) -- we've lost our way with modern media. It's discouraging.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 12:43pm.
Deb -- OMG, we could never watch TV together. All I watch is horror stuff, well except for the NCIS marathon I've got on now. And AHS is really scary this year, even scarier than last year.

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

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Twat Muffin, Have you seen "The Dead Files" on Travel Channel? The episodes are on Youtube as well. Just started watching it this week and I'm hooked. Creepy, crazy shit!

He always struck me as way homo.

Deb -- OMG, we could never watch TV together. All I watch is horror stuff, well except for the NCIS marathon I've got on now. And AHS is really scary this year, even scarier than last year.

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

Twatty - Hey girl! Never say AHS. I am a complete scaredy-cat when it comes to: vampires, zombies, ghosteses and horror of all kinds. I can't even bring myself to watch "The Twilight Zone" for crissakes!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Scott Weiland use to be so fucking beautiful!I always had a crush on Patrick Fugit .

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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"

Submitted by Talkdirty2me on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 12:29pm.

HBD Scott and thank you Deb for reading my mind and posting Sour Girl. I also love Still Remains. "Take a bath I'll drink the water that you leave. If you should die before me ask if you can bring a friend..."
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"Still Remains" is so fucking romantic (without being sappy). Excellent song. Like many written by Scott...

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 12:08pm.

OH MY GOD DEB, I love that song! Now I know we are sisters!
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Which song? I know, sister - BOTH! I was just rocking out to a bunch of STP. Yeah, I wouldn't want to put up with Scott's shenanigans (kind of like Mick Jagger), but both men are the sexay essence of rock 'n' roll.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

YASSSsss!! I have a weakness for 90's rock lead singers. Guess I should be thankful I was too young to be a groupie then. I'd probably be infected with every std known to man.
HBD Scott and thank you Deb for reading my mind and posting Sour Girl. I also love Still Remains. "Take a bath I'll drink the water that you leave. If you should die before me ask if you can bring a friend..."

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"If you're going through hell, keep going" ~ Winston Churchill

HB John Cleese. I pulled out my Fawlty Towers DVD collection last week because I wanted to watch the rat show.
Sybil: "You have to get rid of that rat."
Basil: "I know!"
Sybil: "The hotel inspector will shut us down if he sees it."
Basil: "I know! Can we get you on TV, Sybil? 'Hello, I'm Sybil Fawlty, master of the bloody obvious'?!"

Prunella Scales was great, too.

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 12:22pm.
That BITCH Drudge. You're not a journalist, or doing expose work, if it's tainted by your conservative slant. That's called muckracking for your cause, hack.

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However; if your work is tainted with a "liberal slant" it is called "objective journalism" and used as absolute fact.

Drudge levels out the playing field just a teeny, tiny bit.

That BITCH Drudge. You're not a journalist, or doing expose work, if it's tainted by your conservative slant. That's called muckracking for your cause, hack.

Lucifer -- how are you, hon? <3

Deb -- LOL! I totally think Adam Levine is a twink. Did you see him on "American Horror Story"? He thinks he's so sexy (clue: he's not).

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

So pretty!

HB to John Cleese from a "Fawlty Towers" fanatic!

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

OH MY GOD DEB, I love that song! Now I know we are sisters!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

HB Scott! I still lust you!!!

Kelly Osbourne can suck it.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Deb on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 12:01pm.

That twink Adam Levine isn't fit to freshen Scott's eye make-up. Pffffft.
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...don't have a dog in this fight, but Adam Levine...'twink'...funny....
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...'...It's just a matter of common courtesy...you come in the house, you wipe your wheels!...'...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppE4bIEw5OQ&feature=BFa&list=TLeZNafjmgG_...

STP "Big Bang Baby"

That twink Adam Levine isn't fit to freshen Scott's eye make-up. Pffffft.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

He looks like a butch lesbian Emmanuelle in that pic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U-3kSvAXyk&feature=BFa&list=TLeZNafjmgG_...

STP's "Sour Girl"

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson