Open Post: Hosted By An Anti-Gay Adoption Interpretive Dance
"Grace" and "subtle elegance" aren't words I'd normally use to describe a bunch of crazy Catholic fundamentalists protesting against gay adoption in Le Mans, France on Tuesday morning, but that's exactly what they gave us. Now we really know who did the dancing for Natalie Portman in Black Swan. It was Mo Rocca's homophobic French twin and here he is using the beautiful power of dance to protest against people saner than him giving children a home.
While wearing one of the Pope's old disco catsuits, the protester dances like an exquisite silver falcon who was just ran over by a truck, dragged 50 feet and then picked at by a family of wolves.
The dance is supposed to signify that only a heterosexual mother and a heterosexual father can make a grown man in a Spandex bodysuit spread his paper wings and pretend to fly with the help of their weird chanting. Or something like that. This is supposed to be a protest against gayness, but this is really an advertisement FOR gayness. It's the gayest thing to land on my eyeballs in a while and I've looked in the mirror twice today, so that's saying a lot. It's perfect. It's beautiful.
When dude starts twirling around in that silver bodysuit, millions of flecks of glittery gayness explodes into the universe. At that very moment, the phones of hundreds of gay couples rang and after they answered, they heard the words, "Your adoption application is approved!" This is a "Make It Rain Babies on Gay Couples" dance. I mean, if there was a gay stork, that's what he would look like.
And the only thing that would make this better is if after they start clapping at the very beginning, they bust into "Car Wash." Dude IS wearing the perfect outfit for it.
(Thanks, Anne)
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gee...we're always being told how backward the u.s. is and how socially advanced europe is and how we should strive to be more like them. turns out they hate homos in france too.
Sorry but I just don't get it!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 1:14pm.
Whamo, Gone With the Wind? AHAHAHAHAHA
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WR: Frankly My Dear , I Don't Give A Damn......
Whamo, Gone With the Wind? AHAHAHAHAHA
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NDNchief, you're more like the *too* early morning shift, hor! hahaha
@PrettyHateMachine, way to go! That's awesome, lol
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That is the thought that "I" had as I observed this situation back East.
History has a way of repeating itself and I enjoy history.
To sum it up, white women who are too busy to raise their children have women of color in a lower economic class attend to all of the needs of the white babies.
Submitted by Gaslight on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 2:03am.
My impression walking around fashionable neighborhoods in Manhattan are of many very young toddlers and babies being pushed in strollers by older Latino women. I wonder what the hourly wage is paid to them as their employers are busy chasing the dream.
The immediate thought i had was of the negro women who were wet-nurse mammies for the white women during the antebellum period.
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I'm too young to understand this shit about the wet nurse mammies??? huh? What does this crazy person mean?
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
UMmmm. . .I meant sweet nectar&good shit.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
KORN ! ! ! !
not really.
They're playin AZ State fair tomorrow.
SUP NIGHT SHIFT HORZ ! ! !
Submitted by Gaslight on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 2:03am.
My impression walking around fashionable neighborhoods in Manhattan are of many very young toddlers and babies being pushed in strollers by older Latino women. I wonder what the hourly wage is paid to them as their employers are busy chasing the dream.
The immediate thought i had was of the negro women who were wet-nurse mammies for the white women during the antebellum period.
Maybe Michelle Rodriguez can get an Academy Award for making The Help II.
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 2:24am.
ubmitted by Gaslight on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 2:03am.
The immediate thought i had was of the negro women who were wet-nurse mammies for the white women during the antebellum period.
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the antebellum period !? Negro women really..lol? what is this gone with the wind? Why do you think that?
--LOL!
ubmitted by Gaslight on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 2:03am.
The immediate thought i had was of the negro women who were wet-nurse mammies for the white women during the antebellum period.
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the antebellum period !? Negro women really..lol? what is this gone with the wind? Why do you think that?
My impression walking around fashionable neighborhoods in Manhattan are of many very young toddlers and babies being pushed in strollers by older Latino women. I wonder what the hourly wage is paid to them as their employers are busy chasing the dream.
The immediate thought i had was of the negro women who were wet-nurse mammies for the white women during the antebellum period.
Submitted by stinkbutt on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 1:24am.
WTF??
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Yes with tragedies like these you always get the few idiots that just haven't a clue.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 1:29am.
Tell us who it is, he won't know. I'm so curious!
@ Crazy.....LMFAO..that's brilliant,you HAVE to save that one and every time he runs his mouth off just paste it in!
@ PHM....:) I understand I'm just being nosy
@ Chewy...lol, yup.. :D
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 1:29am.
lol you poor thing. Maybe he has a brother? Oh well, you lived the dream.
Cashew he's married
We met for about 2 mins during meet and greeet. HE gave me his guitar pic during the concert. I am beyond obsessed now lok
Someone on a blog I came across said..."well you know these nannies all look miserable pushing those strollers of those white kids, can't blame them since they're making min Walmart pay doing 12hr shifts."
WTF??
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 1:17am
Did you get his number? Any sparks? I imagine you as a hottie, so that's where my mind went. Okay, that's where my mind always goes, but you know.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 1:08am
Lol! I also heard that he's a MEXICAN!
WHAMO..LOL what if read Dlisted and thought I was a big fat mouth? :p His followers are in the 100k's not.millions. still beyond thrilled that he actually wanted to meet me on his own. I guess he thinks I'm interesting IR something
CASHEW I love CF too!
I wonder if Colin Farrell would ever DM me. *Logs on to Twitter*
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 1:07am.
Submitted by CashewTime on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 12:55am.
! Be careful with those musicians. Or don't haha!
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Lol :) :P
--Yeah, I imagine you know plenty about this lol.
Cookie Monster likes to suck illegal alien Latino cock while getting fucked in the ass by black cock. He pays for the escorts with his welfare check. When he was a teenage Monster, he fucked his beard girlfriend to keep her from figuring out he is a faggot, and she got pregnant, so he made her have an abortion because he didn't have the money to pay child support for 18 years. The reason he is so hungry for cookies all the time is because he trades his food stamp card for meth, which he shoots up. He got AIDS from his lifestyle, and he doesn't have any money or health insurance, so he has to go to the ER for his treatments. His credit is terrible and he lives in a roach infested HUD house. He has to go to the public library to post on dlisted.
Oh, and he hasn't been to church in 15 years.
Submitted by CashewTime on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 12:55am.
! Be careful with those musicians. Or don't haha!
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Lol :) :P
LOL Cashew! I'm on my way home.now with sober driver! Dream over
@ PHM...what, you can't be throwin that out there and not tell. I don't want to know now anyway lol :P
@ Chewy....a nannie stabbed a little boy and girl (brother and sister) she was looking after. The one parent was away on business and the police ended up meeting him at the airport and had to tell him what had happened. If you google it you'll read the sordid details.
Jesus Christ, I just read the NYC story. Great way to end a Friday night :/. Horrible, just horrible.
Oh my...let's see, who's on tour right now...no clue lol. But congratulations! Be careful with those musicians. Or don't haha!
Submitted by stinkbutt on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 12:30am.
What happened to that New York family is so fucking sad. I can't believe how many sick people are in this world.
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I just saw that tonight stinky. I can't even imagine what they're going through, it's tragic beyond words!
Illll never tell!! But he sent me a DM on Twitter before the show tonight and hooked me up with meet and greets then have me the guitar pic out of his mouth *dies*
Who are you meeting phm?? And stinky butt-what happened?
@ PHM.......soooo...you gonna leave us in suspenders, who is your big crush?
If you ever have the chance to meet your celebrity crush in person DO IT. I just did thanks to Twitter and now my lifeis complete
Any time I'm feeling sick I have teh unfortunate opportunity to watch the news. What happened to that New York family is so fucking sad. I can't believe how many sick people are in this world.
Stay safe, East Coasters, during that bitch Hurricane Sandy!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
ubmitted by IrishFury on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 6:45pm.
It's it super cold I may wear it again ;)
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What did you do hang the candy bags off your nipples? :P
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 9:18pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 9:13pm.
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Oh no, your tree cannot be up longer, it's part of the decor! lol
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After that it's my Easter twig.
Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 7:50pm.
This is so true, get em, France!
One man, one woman. Penis, vagina= humanity.
Love it.
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One Cookie, One Cock, One Pound of Hamburger = A Meat Loaf Lovin Purple Cock Monster
Go get em Mitt
Love it.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 9:13pm.
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Oh no, your tree cannot be up longer, it's part of the decor! lol
IF's avie wouldn't look the same without its little hat, would it? ;)
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Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 8:50pm.
Within, you DO realise that in a few short weeks, my Avi will be in style again, right?
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That's what I tell people about the Christmas tree I still have up. I going to save on ornaments this year, I can hang one bulb on the last needle.
Love it IF, I'm never in sync either. I'm serious about the door ornaments, hahaha Don't get me started on the Christmas tree or how long it stays up! LOL ;p
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For every Lady Gaga there is an opposite.
http://13-mitred-abbots.tumblr.com/
Within, you DO realise that in a few short weeks, my Avi will be in style again, right?
Lots of sluts told me to remove it and bring back the plain old God Warrior but I know how quickly time passes and what do you know?
She and her santa hat are in vogue again!
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Dark-sided!
That reminds me of the scene from The Big Lebowski when his landlord is doing his 'interpretative dance"....a fat man in tights is funny enough, but a fat man in tights trying to be artistic is down right hilarious...just like this.
This is sure to do more to promote the cause of gay adoption than anything else! Who the hell would want their child raise by these sorts!!!
Funniest, most bizzare thing I have ever seen.
But you never know, the french have thier heads so far up thier own superior, arrogant, self righteous asses... u just never know!
GG, I can imagine. I just realized IF still has her Christmas hat, AHHAAH like keeping our wreath on the door all year, guilty as charged... until New Year, when it's time for the Halloween cat to come out, lmao
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This is so true, get em, France!
One man, one woman. Penis, vagina= humanity.
Love it.