Night Crumbs

October 26, 2012 / Posted by:

How can Adrien Brody’s piece resist the urge to suck on his hung nose when he puts his face so close to hers like that? – Lainey Gossip

Not pictured: Men throwing themselves at CoCo’s feet and women throwing up their hands because they have given up on everything after seeing such exquisite beauty – Hollywood Tuna 

California GOOPIN‘ – The Superficial 

Meryl Streep is not having Julia Roberts’ diva bitch ways – Celebitchy

Cheryl Tweedy has a calendar – Drunken Stepfather

This week in unnecessary censorship (Side note: I watched that Survivor episode and kept waiting for dude to start making out with other dude’s butt) – Towleroad

Bobbi Kristina is doing well…. :/ – Gawker

That gutter ass wig makes Brit Brit look a little Connie Britton-ish in the face – Buzzfeed

It’s been much too long since we’ve seen Renee Zellweger’s puckery lemon face – ICYDK

Jared Leto is like the Cristo Redentor of L.A. – The Berry 

Minka Kelly’s nipples are staring at me – Popoholic

I wonder if Jennifer Aniston and Katy Perry had an intense conversation about John Mayer’s David Duke dick – Popsugar

That picture of Ross William Wild’s ass is confusing me. Is that a glass ceiling he’s lying on or are mirrors involved? It’s trickery! – OMG Blog

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson look like 4th graders during an earthquake drill – Just Jared

Shocking, dumb bitch is a dumb bitch – Crunk + Disorderly

Mischa Barton lives – I’m Not Obsessed

Ryan Gaycrest must pay Julianne Hough well – Hollywood Rag

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