Night Crumbs
How can Adrien Brody's piece resist the urge to suck on his hung nose when he puts his face so close to hers like that? - Lainey Gossip
Not pictured: Men throwing themselves at CoCo's feet and women throwing up their hands because they have given up on everything after seeing such exquisite beauty - Hollywood Tuna
California GOOPIN' - The Superficial
Meryl Streep is not having Julia Roberts' diva bitch ways - Celebitchy
Cheryl Tweedy has a calendar - Drunken Stepfather
This week in unnecessary censorship (Side note: I watched that Survivor episode and kept waiting for dude to start making out with other dude's butt) - Towleroad
Bobbi Kristina is doing well.... :/ - Gawker
That gutter ass wig makes Brit Brit look a little Connie Britton-ish in the face - Buzzfeed
It's been much too long since we've seen Renee Zellweger's puckery lemon face - ICYDK
Jared Leto is like the Cristo Redentor of L.A. - The Berry
Minka Kelly's nipples are staring at me - Popoholic
I wonder if Jennifer Aniston and Katy Perry had an intense conversation about John Mayer's David Duke dick - Popsugar
That picture of Ross William Wild's ass is confusing me. Is that a glass ceiling he's lying on or are mirrors involved? It's trickery! - OMG Blog
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson look like 4th graders during an earthquake drill - Just Jared
Shocking, dumb bitch is a dumb bitch - Crunk + Disorderly
Mischa Barton lives - I'm Not Obsessed
Ryan Gaycrest must pay Julianne Hough well - Hollywood Rag
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Brody and Lara look so in lurrrrve. Never been into him but that's sweet and hot! hehehe
Who's Cheryl Tweedy and what kind of library calendar is that? :/
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 10:06am.
Seconded. If I heard she kicked a bunch of little kitties and puppies, I would believe it. And I hate her acting style!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I fucking hate Julia Roberts for everything from her gaping horse mouth to her over-rated "acting." But, I doubt that story is true. I'm sure she's a raging bitch to everyone but the trailer things seems a little far-fetched. She's washed-up anyway.
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 9:39pm.
Submitted by MeowMeow on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 8:56pm.
I would do the dirtiest shit imaginable to Adrien Brody. I have a picture of him hanging on my bulletin board in my office. (It's really to offset my cat calendar and cat photos. #FOREVER ALONE.)
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Ha! I saw him first! Maybe we can share him? Adrian Brody is indescribaly delicious.
You're going to have to fight Sinjin and I first.
Renee's shoulders could cut someone.
I hate Julia Roberts. Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.......
Britney is very pretty but that wig. Whoever the stylist is should be written up. The same goes for the editor who approved the cover. I wonder if she's losing her hair due to the overuse of extensions.
@whamo: They are good, yet not on the level of Streep. But I'll admit Swindon especially is great.
Why you dress like it's 1996, Fishsticks?
I LOVE Louise!
Submitted by Miami on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 11:21pm.
There are few living actresses who can come close to the level of talent Streep possesses. I can't think of anyone save, Glen Close or Naomi Watts who even come near her.
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Cate Blanchett (sp?) as well perhaps Tilda Swinton? Both IMO are phenomenal actors
Reading the bit about Meryl and Julia, I was reminded of the tension between Joan Crawford and Bette Davis back in the 60s, while they were shooting "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane." I read somewhere that the crew had to measure the precise distance between each one's dressing room and the set, to be sure it was perfectly equal.
The difference here is that you have a mediocre, overrated actress vs. one widely considered to be the most talented of her generation. So the battle is a non-starter.
While I totally believe Julia to be a vindictive and demanding bitch (she has proven it time and again), I also think this is one of those ridiculous rumors that producers launch to draw attention to their film. This one they picked right out of movie history.
Brody's allure is that everyone assumes his nose and his knob are commensurate.
Julia, please. Don't even start. Just because you got an oscar for your overrated performance in Erin Brockovich doesn't mean you're on par with Madame Streep. Know your place!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Someone I know spent some time with j. R. A few years back. From the way they described her behavior I got the impression she might be bipolar
The whole thing with Goop and Chris Martin not been seen together just comes across as immature and egotistical at this point.
Jennifer Aniston surely at this point cares not who John Mayer is dating. That being written his ass should come with a warning label.
Bobby Kristina is at minimum wasted on booze. She may or may not also be high on drugs. It's obvious.
I like Squinty's dress. She is still too thin but she looks good.
There are few living actresses who can come close to the level of talent Streep possesses. I can't think of anyone save, Glen Close or Naomi Watts who even come near her. I've been five feet from Julia Roberts. I admit she is beautiful. But so what? There are many attractive women out there. With her crap acting she should be the most gracious actress out there. She is only worthy of doing late night info-mercials.
Coco forever.
Britney's looks are totally shot. They have to put wigs on her and photoshop the hell out of her. She looks terrible now.
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It is the night, my body's weak
I'm on the run, no time for sleep
I've got to ride, ride like the wind
To be free again
awwww, Brody and friend look happy.
i'll never forget how he mouth-raped Halle Berry that time, but still.....
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God don't like ugly.
Mischa Barton looks pretty bad.
KStew and Unicorn Hair look pretty weird. Seriously, does ANYONE believe that they jsut happened to reconcile right before the craptastic final Twishite movie came out?
You know what gets my goat? They wanna spin a TV off this (so it'll be like Vampire Diaries but with pedophilia, sparkles and misogyny), AND they want to reboot the fucking movies.
Adrian Brody is strangely sexy. He's the sexy that isn't really handsome, but is strangely alluring.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
No matter how much she runs or starves herself, Renee Z is always going to have chipmunk cheeks. She needs to accept that fact and let it go. Those clavicles should not be shown off.
Also: sign me up for Adrien Brody Dlisted gangbang.
I hope that Mischa Barton's make-up is an homage to Halloween and the Day of the Dead. Otherwise, bitch isn't well.
Could she be angling for a part in one of these ubiquitous zombie or vampire series?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by MeowMeow on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 8:56pm.
I would do the dirtiest shit imaginable to Adrien Brody. I have a picture of him hanging on my bulletin board in my office. (It's really to offset my cat calendar and cat photos. #FOREVER ALONE.)
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Ha! I saw him first! Maybe we can share him? Adrian Brody is indescribaly delicious.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
EYE ROLL Julia. Kiss the feet of the godess Streep and drop those diva chonies, because you are not fit to wear them in her presence.
What's wrong with Brit Brit's cover? Bitches need to ctfo!
Minka looks pretty. lol
"4th graders during an earthquake drill" - what losers, HAHAHA
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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I would do the dirtiest shit imaginable to Adrien Brody. I have a picture of him hanging on my bulletin board in my office. (It's really to offset my cat calendar and cat photos. #FOREVER ALONE.)
Am I the only one whose gaydar goes off on Bobby Kristina's boyfriend Nick?
@Daniee
The days of the Hollywood diva are over. In this economy, nobody can afford to be shitting on the hand that feeds them like that. If I were these movie studios/directors, I'd just fucking fire Julia and Halle Berry. Let some decent, grateful people have those jobs.
as contrived as coldplay is, i still cannot imagine chris martin ever enjoying to be around gwenny. i can't imagine anyone enjoying her company for long. she has got to play amazing amy in the "gone girl" adaptation. reese doesn't have the cuntiness to pull it off.
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WOW! I never noticed before (not sure how I missed it) how manly Coco's jawline is. Damn!
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
Hekki maybe we can stuff one in her mouth before beating her with one, Silence of the Lambs style.
This is gonna be long so forgive me.
1. I have no idea who Cheryl Tweedy is, who cares if she has a calendar?
2. I can't believe Coco is the same age as me, she looks horrid.
3. This world would be a better place without Julia Roberts and Goopy.
4. Whitney's voice was always hoarse, BK just inherited.
5. Last but not least, I'm so glad I had no idea what "twerk" meant. Thanks urban dictionary
p.s. what they call music today unequivocally blows
Change is coming through my Shadow
Submitted by tonicbitch: "Julia Roberts needs to suck a fat one."
I disagree. She needs to be beaten to death with one.
Bobbi Kristina has already lost her voice and sounds as lovely as Blohan when speaking. What a laugh that clip is. Makes Boo Boo look like an Einstein.
Julia Roberts needs to suck a fat one.
OMG! HE'S GONNA SNORT HER!
RUN GIRL! RUN!!!
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Zellwegger looks the same...as if she's straining every single muscle and tendon in her stringy, gristly body to pose purty. I have to say, i LOVE LOVE LOVE SJP's outfit. Drooooool.
Coco will never be classy in this universe.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Julia Roberts should be kissing the ground Meryl walks on.
Oh, Gwynnie, what ever happened to 'we'd never see the two of you together in public, ever'?
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Adrien! How could you! *wails*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Daniee,
Yeah I don't get that Brody love either. He seems so in love with himself.
And Meryl will always be the queen, Julia. The nerve!
please don't ever put brit in the same looks zip code as connie britton.
i continue to be baffled by zellweger's body shape.
and i co-sign with tiger. for some unknown reason, i adore coco.
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Brody is kinda cute but he seems WAY too into his own image. Turn off.
Same goes for Julia Roberts. Im rather surprised she still gets any work. Nobody enjoys working with her and no one wants to see her films. The same thing is happening with Halle Berry. The only person who claims to not hate these two is Tom Hanks.
I'm sorry, but I LURVES me some CoCo...Trashy, Klassy, however she wanna do. 100% TIGER APPROVED. Bitch is just adorable.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
*Le Sigh* Photoshops myself in as Adrien Brody's make-out partner.
"Cheryl Tweedy" needs to just go the fuck away. Her 15 minutes have been up for some time now.