Lil Wayne was on a flight from somewhere to somewhere last night when he had a seizure and the pilot had to make an emergency landing in Texas. Lil Wayne’s rep said that was suffering from extreme migraines and dehydration. Yeah, migraine and dehydration. That’s what his rep is going with. Anypullmydickharderwhydontyou, then today, Wayne got back on a plane headed to LAX and his body decided to not cooperate again. Wayne had an encore seizure while on the flight to LAX and the flight had to land in Louisiana.
TMZ says that when they landed in Louisiana, Wayne was taken to a hospital in Kenner and was treated there for a good minute before he was released. Wayne’s rep denies that he had a second seizure and says he’s been resting at home with a migraine. But TMZ isn’t backing down and they are sticking with their story that Wayne made two trips to seizure-ville in 24 hours.
I’m not even going to speculate about what’s causing Wayne’s body to freak out. It could be one Purple Drank too many. It could be some condition none of us know about. It could be because his mega sperm hasn’t fertilized an egg in the past 48 hours and it tried to jump out of his body. (“But I thought you weren’t going to speculate.” – you “Stop narc-ing on me, shit!” – me) I don’t know what it is, but Wayne should probably stay off a plane, lay down face up and make one of his assistants pour an entire Sparkletts water jug into his mouth. Oh, and he should also get a pussy massager to work on his temples: