Hero Of The Day: Little Girl Shades Pippa Middleton
Most of the time children are like your mega drunk friend at the club: You have to carry them around everywhere, you don't know what the hell they're saying, you have to hold up their hair as they puke into the toilet, they're always asking you for a mint or candy and they fall asleep while you're talking to them. What I'm saying is that most of the time children are seriously annoying and get in the way of you freely boozing away. But sometimes, children are geniuses and made of magic. Case in point: the little girl in the clip above (via Buzzfeed).
The Middleton Family is like the Party City of Britain, or something, so Pippa Middleton knows all about party planning and she put it all into a book. You'd think that Pippa would only have to promote her book buy writing the words "BUY ME BOOK" on her ass since that's really the only thing photographers take a picture of, but she actually has to hustle that shit in book stores too. Pippa hosted a Halloween party with a bunch of kids in a book store and asked them what they like. One girl said that she's a tomboy and Pippa said that she bets she'll be into princesses and pink crap by the time she's 10. That's when our hero of the day said to Pippa, "I hate princesses."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Replace those horns with a halo, because that child is an angel of wisdom. I don't even care that homegirl said she's into vampires, which means that she's Twihard. I just love that she almost melted the orange off of Pippa's face by saying that she hates Pippa's sister. Fighting words!
Morrissey hates everything, but I can guarantee you that today, he loves this adorable princess-hater.
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Go feminism!
that's what she gets, she doesn't know how to interact with them at all.
I think Pippa sounds and looks like Jane Seymour. IDK, I can't hate on her, she seemed genuinely amused at the kids' comments.
where is that vodka bottle when i need it, pippa must have thought.
If Pippa needs any kind but persistent consoling, I'm here. I give and give till it hurts. *holding back of hand to forehead*
"Hate" ? Really?
I'm disappointed. I thought Pippa would sound like Jo from Real Housewives of Orange County, since that's who she looks like.
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Cockadouche!
Pippa, doesn't know how to talk to kids, lol they're too cool to like pink or princesses! Girl almost choked when she heard that, hahaha ☺
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She's so gender normative and hostile toward the "tomboy." Thank goodness for Miss Thang swooping in with the princess remark.
Awww, adorable kids. No social filter yet.
I still hate pastel pink! Eww.
The name 'Princess Diana' was never right... and only used by American media. She was 'HRH Diana Princess of Wales'.
"Actually, if you really want to split hairs, her official title is Her Royal Highness Princess William, Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn (which is what they go by in Scotland), Baroness of {can't remember where & too lazy to look it up}.
She's not a princess in her own right - only the York sisters are, as they're blood princesses. And she more than likely won't be Queen, like you think of Queen Elizabeth, but Queen Consort.... like all of Henry VIII wives. :)
Gawd, it's super annoying that I know all that."
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She won't be a Queen Regnant, like the current Queen, who is the Monarch, but that doesn't mean she won't be a Queen. A Queen Consort is a Queen - almost all of England's Queens have been Queen Consorts. Queen Elizabeth's Mother was a Queen - also called Queen Elizabeth. Her grandmother was a Queen as well, Queen Mary - both of them became Queens through marriage. A Queen Consort holds the same formal rank as the Monarch they are married to, but are not the reigning Monarch.
Also, she is only Princess William until William becomes Prince of Wales. Then she will be Princess Catherine and a Princess. And she will outrank the blood princesses Beatrice and Eugenie.
@ Bacon
I'm was laughing at imagining you as a bacon bit beating up boys and then going back to this beautiful pink princess room.
Ahhhh, childhood. Glad it is behind us.
@DD
LOL! I'm imagining you belting out "Darling Nikki" on the coffee table!
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Submitted by BaconSlut on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 3:30pm.
I hazzed pink shag carpeting in my bedroom when I was a BaconBit. BUT, I could also handily pound the neighborhood boys into the ground when the need arose. *redeems self, at least partially*
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I was confused as a young girl. I thought I was Prince. As in, Prince and the Revolution.
Pippa works with what she's got, but she's certainly not a beauty. She is supremely disciplined, though.
I hazzed pink shag carpeting in my bedroom when I was a BaconBit. BUT, I could also handily pound the neighborhood boys into the ground when the need arose. *redeems self, at least partially*
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Hahaha. The Today show has had several pieces on her this week. Please stop!
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
My daughter hated princess and pink, just like her mamma :)
Now of course, I'd like her to put down a book long enough to fix her hair but w/e.
This kid is genius!
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Actually, if you really want to split hairs, her official title is Her Royal Highness Princess William, Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn (which is what they go by in Scotland), Baroness of {can't remember where & too lazy to look it up}.
She's not a princess in her own right - only the York sisters are, as they're blood princesses. And she more than likely won't be Queen, like you think of Queen Elizabeth, but Queen Consort.... like all of Henry VIII wives. :)
Gawd, it's super annoying that I know all that.
"Though Diana, Princess of Wales was commonly called "Princess Diana" after her marriage to Charles, Prince of Wales, it was officially incorrect, as Diana herself pointed out, because she was not a princess in her own right. Similarly Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, is neither "Princess Camilla" nor "Duchess Camilla".
Catherine will be a Princess when William becomes Prince of Wales. She will be Princess Catherine. Diana was a Princess - she was Princess Diana - until her divorce. After the divorce she had no formal right to any royal title, but the Queen allowed her to be called "Diana, Princess of Wales" as a courtesy title. So she went from being a 'real' princess (Princess Diana) when she was married, to not being a princess but having a courtesy title mostly given because she was William's mother (Diana, Princess of Wales).
Legally Camilla could have the title Princess Camilla, but because the public don't like her, and liked her even less at the time of the marriage, the royal family have never allowed to be known as such.
Meh...bland and boring. Show us PHG's knackers instead.
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"We must not look at Goblin men,
We must not buy their fruits,
Who knows upon what soil they fed,
Their hungry, thirsty roots"
Her sister isn't a princess though. She's a duchess. Marrying a Prince Royal doesn't automatically make her a princess. That's up to the Queen. The Queen made her a Duchess. Just for clarity sakes bahahahaa... and for a little more title clarity - when he IS the Prince of Wales someday.. he will be allowed to be called Prince William (as he is now being a birth prince) but she will (if she is conferred the Princess of Wales Status) be Catherine, Princess of Wales. Not Princess Catherine. Being Princess OF SOMETHING is not as high on the totem pole as a Princess Someone!! (like Anne). Interesting n'est pas???
My stupid neighbor who made me get the microscopic dent in her car fixed looks so much like this ugly chick Pippa. ugh.
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UGH this reminds me growing up how people would force me to dress like a girl and be all "girly". I think the only "princess" I liked growing up was Belle from Beauty and the Beast because she liked books and lived in a neat castle. My childhood heroes were Chun-Li and Xena. Kudos to the little girl!
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Also, when you end a statement with "Kim Kardashian is fabulous," all your previous points are INVALID, because obviously you have lost your damn mind." - MK
Would have been better if the little girl had said, "I don't want to talk about that, but what about your sister's topless pictures?"
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"If I'm a princess, will I have to be photographed topless whilst on vacation in France?"
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Kate Middleton is not, and will never be a princess:
"Though Diana, Princess of Wales was commonly called "Princess Diana" after her marriage to Charles, Prince of Wales, it was officially incorrect, as Diana herself pointed out, because she was not a princess in her own right. Similarly Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, is neither "Princess Camilla" nor "Duchess Camilla".
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Hey, this is America! Nobody gives a fuck.
Kate Middleton is not, and will never be a princess:
"Though Diana, Princess of Wales was commonly called "Princess Diana" after her marriage to Charles, Prince of Wales, it was officially incorrect, as Diana herself pointed out, because she was not a princess in her own right. Similarly Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, is neither "Princess Camilla" nor "Duchess Camilla".
This whole exchange moves me from being bemused at her desperate attempts to happen, to actively disliking her. Could she be a bigger bitch?
Love those kids. I hate princesses too.
I don't think she's that bad. Not smoking hot...but, still, nice body & average-to-attractive face.
Heard her book was lame, though (think: "Late Night Bacon" and "English Peas" recipes on Foodnetwork.com)
That's so punk rock. You go, girl! Fuck gender normativity!
Ironically, Pippa reminds me of a young Wallis Simpson.
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That's a very expensive chardonnay you're not drinking...
The Today show was fawning all over Pippa this morning and covering the event. Ugh. Please stop trying to make this girl happen, media! They were like, she wrote a book! All by herself! 480 pages! Blah, blah, blah. I've heard of the term 'falling/failing upward' as it pertains to the entertainment industry and actors, but there has to be some way that the phrase applies here, too.
I love that dress!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Just one glancing shot of her ass? What's the point of this whole post?
Who's the shark-faced Guido in the background? God it's a fugapalooza up in here today. :-P
ah you gotta love these rugrats for pouring a cold bucket of honesty over Pippa's head.
They come out with some bewts and I especially love it when they pick stuffy important occasions like this.
Is it possible to be that Fierce at 7 years old?! Co-sign!
Submitted by mynameisstolen on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 12:46pm LOL! CHicklet's 5th BD party she received 5 Barbies. It's all on video
her "NOT ANOTHER BARB...." and me putting my hand over her mouth. She wasn't a Doll girl at all.
She did like that awful neon pink though.
Submitted by sinjin on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 12:37pm.
She'll ALWAYS be a boring, overated, chunk of boiled cabbage & wet toast to me.
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Maybe by the time she is eligible to be Queen, the monarchy will have been abolished and the money put to much better use.
Lol...leave it to a kid to tell the truth.
I think Pippa is pretty, but I can't stand her shady smile. She always looks like she's up to no good.
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We stole Halloween from that region of the world rather than them copying our "American!" holiday, right? I'm sure they stole the collect candy door to door part from us though and user to gather goat's cheese or something.
Little Girl Stolen is a total tomboy, she also hates princesses. At her 5th b-day party, she got Barbie and then threw it on the ground saying "I told you I hate Barbies". It was so embarrassing, yet absolutely hilarious.
How rude and stupid of Pippa to tell a kid what she'll like.
And my eldest hates princess stuff, too. People would always be like "I bet your favorite color is pink!" And she'd be deadpan "No. It's green." She's very pretty (if I do say so) and it always throws them that she's a little badass jock who likes skulls and parkour. Only my youngest like pink and sparkles.
Submitted by Gaslight on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 12:31pm.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 12:13pm.
Good thing Kate and Pippa are not princesses and never will be.
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Right now Kate is the Duchess of Cambridge. Once the Queen passes, Kate will be the Princess of Wales. Once Charles dies, Kate will be Queen.
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She'll ALWAYS be a boring, overated, chunk of boiled cabbage & wet toast to me. And PeePee STILL won't be worthy of attention. :D
Sorry Pippa, but she's just not that into you.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 12:13pm.
Good thing Kate and Pippa are not princesses and never will be.
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Right now Kate is the Duchess of Cambridge. Once the Queen passes, Kate will be the Princess of Wales. Once Charles dies, Kate will be Queen.
The princess trend is so annoying. I'm glad to hear one little girl isn't phased by the pink and beginner lucite mules.
Great kid, but yeah kate is not a princess. She is a duchess.