Monday, October 29th 2012
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Congrats winners!!! *Frotos OurMissC*
Congrats everybody and thanks MK! Stay safe everbody.
"Don't hate. Excel." - the divine Sweetas
I like yours Little miss.
This was actually on the news: WHO thinks this what peeps want to see upon arrival at an airport??
Hey Jen, there is a levitating troll above me grabbing at flying fish. Should I call an exterminator or a psychiatrist? IDK, it's LA! LOL! See you at Xmas. xxoo
There goes Jonah Hill's diet
Just like any normal person, Mr. Putin relaxes by going fishing.
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I dress to kill & I cook the same way.
Conservative Republicans submit photographic evidence to support their claim that the story of "Jonah and the whale" actually occurred, and should be taught in schools.
Give a hobbit a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Teach a hobbit how to fish, and you will scare the crap out of everyone around him.
How Methridge Farms goldfish crackers are made.
Carrot Top 2053, still using props for laughs at his latest appearance at the Ikea luncheonette.
"Mom!! Gramps is chasing all the old tunas again!!!"
The year 2086.. Nobody thought Lilo would live to 100. Now that she has, she has a really big head about it.
Looks like I picked a bad week to give up meth.
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"Oh, that's nothing. You should see John Belushi's "look - a zit" at the food court at the mall. Mayor Bloomberg means business."
In Vivid's upcoming "Whore of the Rings" trilogy, watch Smegma do some tuna pounding.
Not a contest entry, but if anyone's wondering, this photo was taken at Wellington Airport in New Zealand. I always want to know these things.
Also … you sluts are cracking me up!
Mrs Patrick Campbell - "Ahhhhhhhh my ssssssstinkfish"
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My lover....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz147m98jdQ&feature=related
Big head, bulging eyes and veiny arms.....the Madonna costume is hot this Halloween.....
After falling through the fiery cracks of Mount Doom, Gollum was surprised to find himself in the cafeteria of the Paramus, NJ IKEA.
That was a great meal but I swear there was something in those mushrooms.
My Prefish!
Lord of the "Cod Piece"
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
IN THIS ECONOMY poor Smeagol is having to perform as Kim K's gynecologist.
"I miss my old job at the dildo factory"
Relax Mr. Doherty, your manicure is next......
Pimp Mama Kris is watching you
"the only thing his face should host is a fist" MK
Marc Anthony needs a little more info on that "Plenty of Fish" dating site...
Who let Lohan in here? Now she's trying to steal the fish!
First, In-N-Out's beef suppliers' inhumane practices came under public scrutiny, and now, McDonald's Filet-o-Fish providers face similar criticism.
Meth-billy hand fishin'
Jesus Christ, what in the fuck was the New York Museum of Natural History thinking when they replaced the giant Blue Whale?
Even with this visual illustration, Jessica Simpson is somewhere still pondering whether what she ate was fish or chicken.
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Jesus Christ, what in the fuck was the NY museum of Natural History thinking, replacing the giant Blue Whale??
Paris can't help but scratch the source of the fish smell.
A must when visiting Hemingway's birthplace is "The Old Man and the Seafood" restaurant.
Donald Trump's testicle learns what the rest of already know. Entering any orifice attached to Stephen Colbert is a blissful descent to sanctuary.
Xtina, sans the makeup and hair extensions, tends to float in the air and chases the tuna.
John McCain will stop at nothing to be in Sarah Palin's "Alaska"...including pushing Todd's giant sperm out of the way.
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When I want your opinion, I'll take my dick out of your mouth.
Smeag-illy Hand-Fishin'
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When I want your opinion, I'll take my dick out of your mouth.
That fish must look like some muthafuckin sea jasper.
Hide yo fish, hide yo cafeteria, 'cause Lindsay stealin everybody up in here!
"The preeeecciiouuuss…. oh wait, that's an ONION ring."
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Photographic evidence that Lohan and SamRo are back together again.