The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNERS For October 25th!

October 26, 2012 / Posted by:

It’s a tie!

At the Dockers plant, workers prepare the key accessory for the new Jon Hamm line of trousers. – GingeMinge

To draw support for California’s Measure B, which would mandate condoms in adult films, porn stars Laverne DeVaggio and Shirley Peeney nostalgically put a glove on the assembly line. – herroyalflyness

Runners-up:

“Oh, Jessica! It’s just Daddy’s new sleep number mattress.” – TexnDoc

Sales are expected to go through the roof for the redesigned Fleet Enemas. – OurMissC

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