From The "I Quit This Bitch" Files: Lindsay Lohan's Publicist Dumped Her
Because telling the opposite of the truth so much made him feel like he was running for office, Lindsay Lohan's spokeswhore Steve Honig told her to take the job and shove it up her ass. To which Lindsay Lohan said, "His name is Job? That means he's Jewish, right? Okay, but I hope you told him anal costs extra."
E! News says that last night Steven Honig told Lindsay Lohan that he was professionally done with being her official lie teller and no matter what she says, he can't deposit the 8-balls she pays with him into his 401k and expect it to collect interest. Steve didn't say why he quit LiLo after 2 years of insanity, but TMZ thinks they know why. They heard that after Steve publicly said he wasn't in on LiLo's intervention, Michael Lohan harassed him in text messages. If Steve wanted to get shat on by a turtle, he'd get a job at the Playboy Mansion, so he said BYE BITCH BYE to LiLo to escape her dad.
Okay, so we're really supposed to believe that Steve quit because of one Michael Lohan text and not because Lindsay Lohan is fucking crazy. Whatever, but you know, it's Steve Honig's loss and he will regret this.
Steve Honig has 12-pack abs and he hasn't been to a gym in 2 years. Steve Honig got that 12-pack from laughing non-stop at all the ridiculous shit that LiLo would make him say to the media. Steve Honig has a b-hole that's so tight and strong he can use it to suck a nail out of a piece of wood. Steve Honig got that tight strong b-hole from clenching it every time his cell phone would burn up with calls from the media after LiLo fucked up for the ten millionth time. Steve Honig has the smoothest crotch of smoothest crotches and he got it from sticking his fingers through a hole in his pant pocket to pluck out his pubes one by one to deal with White Oprah.
So now Steve Honig has to pay for a gym membership and anal rejuvenation and crotch waxing. BIG MISTAKE!
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 4:13pm.
I hope some whistleblower turns her into the IRS.
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Seriously. At this point, that is the only hope there is of Lindsay ever facing any consequences for her actions. YOu can't escape the tax man....
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
I hope some whistleblower turns her into the IRS.
It's pretty clear she owes him/beat him out of a lot of money, so he quit.
Log another lawsuit against Blohan.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 11:03am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 11:41am.
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Yes, and, yes. 100%.
Still wishing and hoping for her to explode in a fiery car crash any day now!
This dude quit because, like most people who have jobs, they work to get paid. He wasn't getting paid. She stashed that $150K and he didn't get his percentage. It's as simple as that.
She's trash. Plain and simple.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Submitted by dementa on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 11:58am.
Honestly I suspect that if she was damaged by anybody, it was way before Wilmer. There are plenty of predatory pedophiles in showbiz, and I could totally see Woprah cooperating.
Yeah, I was thinking her fate was sealed post-gestation.
Honestly I suspect that if she was damaged by anybody, it was way before Wilmer. There are plenty of predatory pedophiles in showbiz, and I could totally see Woprah cooperating.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Honestly, I remember her starting to go off the rails when she was in Herbie - partying and drinking and not showing up for work. Basically once she got a taste of success, she went nuts.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Hekki, I agree. Demi Lovato was also with that scumbag, and look at her.
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The poor man is probably on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Imagine what it must be like trying to reign in a crazy bitch like Lohan...
Now let's sit back and wait for the Enquirer exposé!
I AM and Naughtychimp: Personally, I think it was Wilmer Valderrama who turned her out. He is a fucking scumbag predator and he probably got her hooked on drugs and being promiscuous. She was probably vulnerable because of her home life and shitty parents, but I think her association with him was the tipping point.
Submitted by P.T.Bull: "If the guy didn't like lying, he wouldn't be a publicist. Bitch, please...you quit because you didn't get paid."
^^THIS A MILLION TIMES.
Why would he even want to explain himself? We all understand.
I wondered if the big change came for Lindsay after promoting the Mean Girls film. Tina Fey has spoken about how awful it was to see all the press ask Lindsay weirdly sexual/personal questions through the junkets. Even though the whole gist of Mean Girls was about being kind to each other and about encouraging girls to use their brains and be more than sex objects, the press focussed on asking 17 yr-old Lindsay pervy questions. Way to make a girl feel that it doesn't matter if she tries to convey a message: all that's important is if you party and are considered hot by men!
It seems to me that the big shift in Lindsay's character came right after the "Firecrotch!!!" incident. I always thought that was really super harsh - particularly given her tender pubescent age at the time. I wonder if that was the beginning of the big mess that we see today? You know, self-hate and all that.
to vsminimoose -- when she does die, she is so vile and devoid of any redeeming qualities that she will not be remembered fondly. Trust.
just reading this. What a cast of characters to babysit:
"His PR firm, The Honig Company, also represents troubled rock star Courtney Love, troubled socialite Brooke Mueller, and troubled comedian Gilbert Gottfried."
can't she does OD and die already? so sick of this twat and her antics and her teflon-ness.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 8:47am.
this must have fueled her crack delusions of grandeur
http://twitter.com/lindsaylohan/status/261244994537533442/photo/1
That's stunning. And her Twitter followers kill me! hahaha
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 8:47am.
this must have fueled her crack delusions of grandeur
http://twitter.com/lindsaylohan/status/261244994537533442/photo/1
it's only because they know she's gonna croak soon.
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Jesus Christ.
That makes my stomach churn. I think I will totally lose it if I have to hear even ONE person talk about what a great, amazing person/actress she was after she dies. You know that's going to happen...always does. Someone's a total loser but if they kick the bucket at a young age everyone comes to honor them like they were the Dalai Lama.
this must have fueled her crack delusions of grandeur
http://twitter.com/lindsaylohan/status/261244994537533442/photo/1
it's only because they know she's gonna croak soon.
This drives me absolutely nuts. I work my butt off at a hospital here in NYC and bring home about 65K a year and I'm thankful for it...but with bills, living modestly and trying to pay off school debt I hardly have much to show for savings and I'm already 30! This girl gets money thrown at her and she's probably less financially stable than I am.
People DO NOT realize how good they have it sometimes and completely blow opportunities. I don't know if I feel sad for her or flat-out angry!
Submitted by Esteem on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 9:00pm.
Hahahahaha *gasp* hahahahaha
I just read somewhere else this morning that she got $150k for that show up at the MrPink drink or whatever, and took cash, presumably so her manager/agent (whoevers) didn't get a cut of that.
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I was reading about that too. Also she gave the money to Michael Jr. for safe keeping so that WO couldn't get her money grubbin' paws on it.
She's a real piece of work.. yessiree Bob. I'm surprised this Steve dude stayed so long. If he had stayed any longer HE'd end up on the bad shit just to deal with Crackie's shenanigans. The last judge that sent her on her merry little way must be just giving her head a shake right about now.
Submitted by berkeleybitch27 on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 2:13am.
@cmag: That's my two month old little nugget
ahhhh, how cute!!!!!!
That's making mah uterus wake up, and dammit, I'm done having babahs!
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Submitted by berkeleybitch27 on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 1:18am
Omg I wanna steel that bebeh for some cuddles!
@cmag: That's my two month old little nugget
I'd say the side eye is just delusion, ie her thinking she's too good for that event.
And berkelybitch27, who is that adorable little baby on your avie? So cute <3
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Thank you Esteem for bringing that up! I was torn as to whether her side eyes were cocaine, pills or booze. Probably little bit (a lot) of all three.
I am getting annoyed with TMZ, why are they so far up the Cracken's ass? Blaming Michael Lohan for Steve Honig leaving? Please, more like he was sick of LaLohan's crap and her hiding the 150K she made from that energy drink promo was probably the last straw.
At least Brit Brit had Papa Spears to take the wheel during her meltdown. This poor girl has two fuck tards for biologicals. If anyone needs a Jesus right now, it's this poor soul!
We watched Amy unravel in about 2 years...looks alot like that now too. saddness.
HURRAH! Hoening quit the ho! Finally....he must have been so sick of lying for her.
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I dunno about her being paid $150k in cash to appear at the Mr. Pink launch. The source is Michael Lohan, so you automatically subtract half of the story's credibility.
I read something on TMZ about texts between Michael and someone who's supposedly her business lawyer, but the lawyer would never tell a third party what his client had said or done, or he'd lose his bar ticket.
Also, Lindsay would show up for far less--like a plane ticket and free booze--so why offer her $150k?
It was all well and good getting paid in blow jobs until that last rash that just wouldn't go away. . .
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
And... it begins. Next will be her manager or business manager, followed by her attorney. She's on the way down, and nothing's going to stop her from circling the drain...
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I want that job. Dina is like my mother reborn. Mike is a caring, devoted father conpared to mine. The Lohans would be ice cream cake for me. Then the career of a real star. A Taylor remake: "Boom", maybe "Reflections in a Golden Eye". Then the remake Miss Lohan was born for: Neely in "Valley of the Dolls". Fate sometimes hands you roses.
Wait, she had a publicist that WASN'T Woprah? I am in shock!
And I'm not surprised he ditched her. I'm just surprised he didn't do it BEFORE, since he was devoting time to her trainwreck life that he could have used with clients that PAY HIM.
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I've never thought she had talent. She's too aware of herself to give herself to a role. Her only talent is not paying for her crimes.
Yes, Mike, etal...
at what point do you stop blaming your parents/past?
at what point do you say, okay, I have this career (and she did ) making millions of bucks and can do something with it? seriously, I got clean and sober with a ton of women, including myself who had shit to look forward to, because we had to make our OWN way in the world, not handed to us like she did.
very frustrating.
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UGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I am so TIRED of this bitch. She is worthless. I'd take a Kardashian (even the big one) ANY day of the week over this skag.
She does every single thing bad in life that you can do and feels zero remorse. If she killed someone while driving all high and drunk she wouldn't give a damn as long as she didn't have to go to jail for it.
And every time I read about how bad her parents are I want to scream. She is a grown woman. When Bobby Brown gets a DUI do we wonder if he had horrible parents? NO. Because at some point people should have to grow up and take responsibility for their own damn actions.
I hope everyone drops her and she falls off the face of the earth, but sadly reality tv will almost always be an option for any dried up desperate hasbeen.
I'll give her a golf clap for her coke side-eye there though.
the evil eye
This train-wreck is no longer entertaining.
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If he wants to remain pube free he can get a job in nursing
If he wants to remain pube free he can get a job in nursing
If he wants to remain pube free he can get a job in nursing
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 10:54pm.
I just looked at TMZ, they usually are pretty dialed in to her messes. Nothing there. YET.
Wow he must really be a dummy! She is really going to start going places now...as soon as Lez & Dick and the Canyons come out she will be the most sought after actress in town!
Bahahahaha! Of course I'm kidding!
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Has she been on that Tweeter thing to twat about this yet?
Submitted by justincase on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 10:24pm.
Just look at all the free publicity they got from paps and blogs, etc paying attention to the trainwreck...might have been worth more than that to them, unfortunately (for us).
If the guy didn't like lying, he wouldn't be a publicist. Bitch, please...you quit because you didn't get paid.
Submitted by justincase on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 10:24pm.
How can she be worth 150K just for an appearance, to anyone? I will def avoid that pink shit
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Maybe that's it, maybe this Pink drink is a laxative and they figure if they can flush the shit out of walking colon like Lindsay it will easily work for an actual human.