Hawaiian Hamm

October 25, 2012 / Posted by:

So when Jon Hamm goes to Hawaii, does he become Jon Spamm? (Yes, I’ll GONG myself since I know your hands are busy right now.)

Jon Hamm’s triple decker dick has a cock lei of jasmine on and is lying on a lounge chair on the beach in Maui while sipping a Mai Tai, because Jon Hamm and Jessica Pare are in Hawaii right now shooting seasons for the next season of Mad Men. The truth is, these pictures really ain’t shit since they’ve tucked the Hammaconda and held it down using industrial-strength tape so we can’t really see it. But at least Jon Hamm is showing off the extra fluffy muff on his chest and you know his thigh high tan lines make him look real sexy.

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