The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNERS For October 25th!

It's a tie!

At the Dockers plant, workers prepare the key accessory for the new Jon Hamm line of trousers. - GingeMinge

To draw support for California's Measure B, which would mandate condoms in adult films, porn stars Laverne DeVaggio and Shirley Peeney nostalgically put a glove on the assembly line. - herroyalflyness

Runners-up:

"Oh, Jessica! It's just Daddy's new sleep number mattress." - TexnDoc

Sales are expected to go through the roof for the redesigned Fleet Enemas. - OurMissC

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by Esteem on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 5:06pm.

Lmao. So funny all! really good one OurMissC!

Submitted by sfinktorsezwatt on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 3:46pm.

Congrats everyone! Funny shit! I think I just need to BONE UP on my pop culture;)

Submitted by herroyalflyness on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 3:28pm.

A tie? I'll take it! I'm having a semi-craptastic day and a co-victory in captioning a dildo picture makes it a little easier to swallow, so to speak.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 3:05pm.

LMAO!!! These are fan-dildo-tastic!!!

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Submitted by Vern on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 1:22pm.

These were peentastic Hookers!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by DiamondDogs on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 1:15pm.

Congrats!

Submitted by GingeMinge on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 11:52am.

Holy crap. I'm surprised I even got a mention this round. Sooooo many awesome captions. Thanks MK, and congratz to all!

*hands out marshmallow penises*

Treats for tricks!

Submitted by fauve on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 10:00am.

hahaha! congrats, all!

Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 9:35am.

Bwahahahaa!!! Congrats!! OurMissC♥

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 9:18am.

ROFL GingeMinge! congrats winners.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

Submitted by OurMissC on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 9:17am.

So many great ones to choose from! Congrats everybody and thanks MK!

"Don't hate. Excel." - the divine Sweetas

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 9:09am.

Funny stuff as always! You horz kill me! Congrats!

Submitted by Green Is Good on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 9:09am.

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Ernie phoned home and told the wife he's going to be late again because he has another Travolta shipment to get out by midnight.

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Jessica Simpsons' father, Joe Simpson, introduces his own line of Edible Beauty Products, Cockalicious. Coming soon to a pussy near you.

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Submitted by Kandykane on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 12:24am.

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Jessica had been squeezed out of much of her wedding planning. But she drew the line at “Dick in a Box” wedding favors.

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Peenapalozza's founder "Papa Peen" gets a standing ovation from all his albino members as he gets balls deep in this years toy drive.

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Submitted by ahtitan on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 10:53pm.

Down on his luck, Tim Robbins takes a job at Scientology Industries.

Submitted by luckyrwhat on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 10:44pm.

After Roger Waters' inflatable pig blew away at Coachella last year, generating him tons of publicity, David Gilmour works hard on his titillating props for the next Pink Floyd show, hoping to top Waters.

Submitted by sitbooboosit on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 10:38pm.

The production line in Ellen Degeneres' basement. Has her wife asking, what's UP?

Submitted by your drunk aunt... on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 9:48pm.

Joe Simpson is so happy he can finally focus on his true passion

Submitted by dfanintheD on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 9:48pm.

John Mayer's David Duke dick now heads an army of pasty white KKK cocks.

Submitted by GingeMinge on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 11:04pm.

In the land of the dildos, the brown-eyed man is king.

Submitted by TFBuckFutter on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 9:08pm.

Come on Mitch, all you have to do is product test this one last batch and then it's the weekend....

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Submitted by ohhellnawwwwwww... on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 8:44pm.

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This appears to be some sort of members only club.

Submitted by sfinktorsezwatt on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 8:23pm.

It's the GOP! And it's a group of peens.

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Ever since the anti-Kardashian stick debuted there has a been a huge demand.

Submitted by ABCDEFGHIJulie on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 8:21pm.

cs182 wins by a mile! I was going to submit a Kartrashian joke, but why bother?

Submitted by sfinktorsezwatt on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 8:19pm.

John Travoltas' new sleep member bed is finally ready for packaging. Bouncy Bouncy!

Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 8:18pm.

Job opening. Excellent dick-tion a must.

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Submitted by sfinktorsezwatt on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 8:13pm.

After crunching his numbers for the third time the supervising Dong Technician isolates the problem. "I knew it! This color to length ratio is waaaayyy off!"