Afternoon Crumbs

Mena Suvari FINALLY picked a hot piece and I’m only saying that because he looks like Ernesto from Mi Vida Loca – ICYDK

James Franco must be putting the wrong stuff in his bong again, because he made a lot of typos while trying to write the sentence, “The Biebs wants to do me in the ass.” – Lainey Gossip

Is Holly Madison carrying her fetus in her implants, because I look more knocked up in the belly than she does – Hollywood Tuna 

I’ve never noticed this before, but when LeAnn Rimes starts fake crying she looks like a stingray after getting a make-up makeover at the MAC counter – Celebitchy

I thought that screen shot was Lindsay Lohan for five quick seconds (no offense to Axl Rose) – The Superficial 

Obama spills the tea on why Donald Trump really hates him – Towleroad

Anne Hathaway is looking more and more like my mom circa 1982 – Drunken Stepfather

Halle Berry looks like she got silver leafed – Popoholic

And as Alessandra Ambrosio strolled into the yoga studio, Gay Al Reynolds came at her for wearing the same outfit as him – Popsugar

That weave though… – I’m Not Obsessed

How Khloe Kardashian gets beautiful every morning – The Berry 

CAT BOUNCE! – OMG Blog

Kirstie Alley sheds a tear as she fondly remembers being the MVP of donut bobbing once – Cityrag

Even James Bond cries when Adele starts to yodel. The world needs to get it together! – Videogum

As Daniel Craig cries into his panties over an Adele song, let Idris Elba handle some shit for a while – IDLYITW

Ashley Greene’s beard services are available now – Just Jared

Snooki would instantly lose 20 pounds if she sandblasted all the 50 layers of tanner off of her Ewok body – Hollywood Rag

Bad things happen when you let the wig wear you – Crunk + Disorderly