Thursday, October 25th 2012

Afternoon Crumbs

Mena Suvari FINALLY picked a hot piece and I'm only saying that because he looks like Ernesto from Mi Vida LocaICYDK

James Franco must be putting the wrong stuff in his bong again, because he made a lot of typos while trying to write the sentence, "The Biebs wants to do me in the ass." - Lainey Gossip

Is Holly Madison carrying her fetus in her implants, because I look more knocked up in the belly than she does - Hollywood Tuna 

I've never noticed this before, but when LeAnn Rimes starts fake crying she looks like a stingray after getting a make-up makeover at the MAC counter - Celebitchy

I thought that screen shot was Lindsay Lohan for five quick seconds (no offense to Axl Rose) - The Superficial 

Obama spills the tea on why Donald Trump really hates him - Towleroad

Anne Hathaway is looking more and more like my mom circa 1982 - Drunken Stepfather

Halle Berry looks like she got silver leafed - Popoholic

And as Alessandra Ambrosio strolled into the yoga studio, Gay Al Reynolds came at her for wearing the same outfit as him - Popsugar

That weave though... - I'm Not Obsessed

How Khloe Kardashian gets beautiful every morning - The Berry 

CAT BOUNCE! - OMG Blog

Kirstie Alley sheds a tear as she fondly remembers being the MVP of donut bobbing once - Cityrag

Even James Bond cries when Adele starts to yodel. The world needs to get it together! - Videogum

As Daniel Craig cries into his panties over an Adele song, let Idris Elba handle some shit for a while - IDLYITW

Ashley Greene's beard services are available now - Just Jared

Snooki would instantly lose 20 pounds if she sandblasted all the 50 layers of tanner off of her Ewok body - Hollywood Rag

Bad things happen when you let the wig wear you - Crunk + Disorderly 

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azgirl's picture

Well hello there Idris!

Bizzarelife's picture

I love Daniel Craig's comment. "...it fitted the movie...it fitted it". What exactly does "fitted it" mean?

Wow, Mena Suvari's piece is quite the sexxxy bitch.

WithinReason...'s picture

LaChay, "Girl, Hallopeen!...have spiked hot chocolate.*passes Withy Abuelita hot chocolate with Kahlua*"

You sure know how to get to my vampire heart! Lol Thank you for the Abuelita chocolate! <33 Hallow'ed peen and spiked chocolate! ♥♥ *passes you a Hot Whiskey* hurry, I'm starting up the Hot Toddies... Mmmm

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Withy, I'm just being a tired insomniac, lol! I also just moved to a new place, which I haven't properly organized yet.

Girl, Hallopeen! We'll see what I do - probably stay home and have spiked hot chocolate.

*passes Withy Abuelita hot chocolate with Kahlua*

WithinReason...'s picture

LaChay, thought as much, Always nice to see ya! As you can see, I'm keeping crazy hours too. Hahaha glad we're that much closer to the weekend. lolol Hope you're keeping well and all ready for Halloween. Haven't started in on the candy but all that is looming very close! There just better be some left over for the trick or treaters aha

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LaChaylo's picture

Hi, Withy, work's keeping me busy! Yes, me Tyty, he sure does give the tingles, Withy, lol! How are you?

WithinReason...'s picture

Hey ((Lachaylo))! Hugs back! How are you doing? Was looking for you the other day, lol your bud Tyroan (hope I have the name right) was holding court in some thread and it made me shiver and think of you *tingles* ahahahaha How you been?!

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LaChaylo's picture

WITHY!! (((hugs)))

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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 10:03pm.
"The name is bam. bambam."

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Them's some big words, BAMBAM! ;p

@LaChaylo, hi hi hi hi *waves like mad*

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Hadn't heard Axl in forever, I'm surprised to say he sounds very together! Good interview, lol at teasing the kids with a Halloween tree.

Mena reminds me a little of Brittany Murphy, ♫ Faster Kill Pussycat

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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 10:03pm.

"The name is bam. bambam."
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*takes panties off*

CindyBman's picture

Michael K:
I've never noticed this before, but when LeAnn Rimes starts fake crying she looks like a stingray after getting a make-up makeover at the MAC counter -
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I just snorted beer out my nose!!!!

PrettyHateMachine's picture

Submitted by sushi on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 10:19pm.

Did you forget about the Academy Award Winning movie known as Loser?

And she was in that Lifetime movie the woman who murdered her husband who owned a casino. I can't remember the name.

Lol. I think she's cute, but really she hasn't been in much.

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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 10:03pm.

Only if you wear that leopard print thingy from last night as a smoking jacket Mr. bambam.

On the other side of that coin...Idris (/drool) in a tux? *faints*

ScarfnBarf's picture

Mena and her piece look like Mary Kay Laterno (sp?) and her homeboy student piece.

P.T.Bull's picture

I watched him in that british cop show with the hot serial killer, and I am officially elba'd up for the next 30 years. No more for me.

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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 10:03pm.
Idris Elba as James Bond? Don't make me laugh. I've been training for that role my whole life, I'm the only black guy who can be Bond.

P.T.Bull's picture

What a crap movie that was. I wonder if she gets residuals from it? But who the heck would watch it in reruns anyway?

Maybe she took her paycheck and invested wisely, and lives modestly--surely 1 out out of 100 actors does so. I don't know what her end of beauty was, but if someone gave me 5 million, maybe 3 after taxes, I could quit my day job and live comfortably for the rest of my life on investment income.

She has the big eye thing going that made her look like a child in american beauty, but as she gets older, its less flattering.

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Submitted by sushi on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 10:19pm.
How does Mena have any money? Has she done anything since American Beauty?

How does Mena have any money? Has she done anything since American Beauty?

bambam's picture

Idris Elba as James Bond? Don't make me laugh. I've been training for that role my whole life, I'm the only black guy who can be Bond.

"And what is your name, sir?"

"The name is bam. bambam."

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Submitted by CashewTime on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 9:18pm.

LOL!

Does anyone remember the homies that came from a vending machines that you could collect? That's what this guy is reminding me of:

http://www.alleewillis.com/awmok/kitschenette/wp-content/uploads/2010/06...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/munky79/3298912335/

Tiddly-Winks's picture

I thought Holly Madison was Kendra in those thumbnail photos...wow, lowlights are her friend. She looks about 5 years younger. I didn't even know she was pregnant...who is the papa?

Yes yes pleaaase make Stringer Bell the next Bond! *swooooon*

mitzenmama's picture

Salvador needs to be wearing some vintage ben davis and and a badana nice and low.

LoCoJo's picture

OMG Axl's speaking voice! Didn't he have a deeper voice back in the day? Now he sounds kinda whiney & snivelly ( is that a word?). I've always said I'd bang Axl Rose even today--just so I could say I banged Axl Rose ( I don't have to say WHEN I banged him). After hearing that voice, I'm seriously rethinking that. Eww.

TelevisedRevolution's picture

Idris Elba, for the win!

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God don't like ugly.

Orangina's picture

Holy shit it's weird to see Holly Madison with a darker shade of blonde. I don't recognize her head without the white glow of bleach.

winniwins's picture

I made the mistake of clicking on "boner boy" in the Axl link. WTF? Is that story real?

letinstar's picture

Idris Elba as Bond...I want front row seat... Yum!!!

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PinkPostIt's picture

How Khloe Kardashian gets beautiful every morning... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Thanks for the laugh MK! You rule!

Brooke276's picture

I can't believe Im saying this, but HOlly Madison looks gorgeous. She looks like a completely different person without that bleached hair.

Mena Suvari has been with that hot piece for a long time. I've been seeing them around LA together for quite some time. They're going to have the hottest tiny little babies.

DianaDeath's picture

I'm tickled every time someone calls Falcor "Falcor" instead of "LeeAnn"!

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WithinReason...'s picture

Thought Mena was Melanie Griffith in that pic... That does look like LiLo ahaha... Idris Elba, as Bond, yum, Craig should be crying some big tears over that, lol:D

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TexnDoc's picture

Yep, what to do after three kids and ten years of marriage and an -ex out chasing "Twilight" teens? You Jennie Garth it with ridiculous hair fall extensions. Oh girl you look 20 years younger.

mike's picture

I rarely notice this sort of thing, but they don't look like they're together.

Gardening Girl's picture

wtf...

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Gardening Girl's picture

Did I miss the panty explosions that accompanied the Idris Elba as possibly being the next 007 news? Has anyone heard from Sans Fards? Was she washed away in a flood of body fluids?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Lucifer_Sam's picture

I thought that was Leo DiCaprio for a fleeting second.

And I'm surprised that I liked Ax-hole Rose in that interview.

winniwins's picture

She's giving JLo a run for her money in the "bad taste in men " contest

James Franco is what happens when a slow adult discovers bong hits.

Aphid's picture

Omg, a Mi Vida Loca reference! I love you MK!

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That's a very expensive chardonnay you're not drinking...

Daniee's picture

Daniel Craig cried? Hahahaha.....*points & laughs**

Agreed that Falcor is not looking good at all. She is all dried out. Eat some olive or almond oil or something!

SchoolYou's picture

Saw LeAnn today with a dude that looked just like Ernesto.. Not sure if she is a smoker, but she looked like a weathered smoker