Open Post: Hosted By Teen Mom Farrah’s New Face

October 24, 2012 / Posted by:

Teen Mom Farrah totally needed to spend $16,000 on a new chin and a nose rotation. Teen Mom Farrah didn’t need to put that $16,000 into a savings account with a high interest rate for her daughter to dip into when the child needs high doses of therapy to deal with the traumatic pain she suffered while listening Farrah try to sing. Nope. Using that $16,000 to plasticize her face was a good decision.

21-year-old Farrah Abraham tells InTouch Weekly that ever since she was 13-years-old she’s hated her nose, so she dealt with the humiliation of having an “ugly nose” by boning boys raw dog-style. But now that she’s grown and has MTV money, she can deal with her ugly nose by getting it fixed.

Earlier this month, Farrah went to a plastic surgeon in Florida and got a fake nose and a fake chin to go with her fake tits. It cost her $16,000 and she’s never been happier:

“I don’t have to hate anything on my face ever again,” she says. “I feel gorgeous! I hate that my surgeries cost this much, but it was worth it. There was pain, but it was very worth it.”

She looked better before. Farrah’s new chin is a mess. It looks like her daughter made it using Play-Doh and Crayola Clay. You know how when someone loses a body part, scientists and doctors can sometimes grow that body part on another part of the patient’s body? It looks like Farrah lost an ear, so doctors grew her another one on her chin. Bitch has an ear chin. But whatever, if she’s happy with paying $16,000 to look like Gargamel in Dollar Tree drag, then good for her.

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