Night Crumbs

October 24, 2012 / Posted by:

I keep waiting for a waitress to roller skate across Kristen Stewart, because she looks like the floor of a 50s diner – Popsugar

Justin Timberlake hates Lance BassLainey Gossip

One of Katy Perry’s neighbors was also going to call the cops thinking someone was getting viciously murdered by a rabid cat next door, but then they realized it was just Katy and John Mayer loudly singing together – The Superficial 

Courtney Stodden’s elegance saves lives – Celebitchy

A Drunk Tater Head + A Sombrero = A Human Vodka Margarita – Drunken Stepfather

And I’m sure Mitt Romney silver leafs his sideburns too – Towleroad

Britain truly is a magical place where they just grow Katie Prices on trees and name them Amy Childs Hollywood Tuna

For the record, I still care about Shannen’s secret wedding – The Berry  

The “trick, sit down” look from the lady in the scarf is saying everything I want to say about Taylor SwiftPopoholic

I think I can hear the screams from Jennifer Love Hewitt’s new piece after he woke up and found that she chained him to her bed frame using a link she made with all the engagement rings she bought for herself – ICYDK

Adam Levine loves chonies – Hollywood Rag

Does Tom Hanks take requests? Because I’m going to need him to do The Charmings slam poetry – OMG Blog 

Lindsay Lohan stole some stuff blah blah blah – IDLYITW

Scarlett takes a tumble, but the other Scarlet did it better – Just Jared

“Pamela Anderson looks hot” are not words I thought I would type today – Celebslam

Is the first video the real-life version of South Park’s version of Mama June? – Videogum

Look at JLo’s stomach, because obviously she wants you to – Cityrag

Natalie Portman’s lashes are LIARS – I’m Not Obsessed 

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