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I keep waiting for a waitress to roller skate across Kristen Stewart, because she looks like the floor of a 50s diner - Popsugar
Justin Timberlake hates Lance Bass - Lainey Gossip
One of Katy Perry's neighbors was also going to call the cops thinking someone was getting viciously murdered by a rabid cat next door, but then they realized it was just Katy and John Mayer loudly singing together - The Superficial
Courtney Stodden's elegance saves lives - Celebitchy
A Drunk Tater Head + A Sombrero = A Human Vodka Margarita - Drunken Stepfather
And I'm sure Mitt Romney silver leafs his sideburns too - Towleroad
Britain truly is a magical place where they just grow Katie Prices on trees and name them Amy Childs - Hollywood Tuna
For the record, I still care about Shannen's secret wedding - The Berry
The "trick, sit down" look from the lady in the scarf is saying everything I want to say about Taylor Swift - Popoholic
I think I can hear the screams from Jennifer Love Hewitt's new piece after he woke up and found that she chained him to her bed frame using a link she made with all the engagement rings she bought for herself - ICYDK
Adam Levine loves chonies - Hollywood Rag
Does Tom Hanks take requests? Because I'm going to need him to do The Charmings slam poetry - OMG Blog
Lindsay Lohan stole some stuff blah blah blah - IDLYITW
Scarlett takes a tumble, but the other Scarlet did it better - Just Jared
"Pamela Anderson looks hot" are not words I thought I would type today - Celebslam
Is the first video the real-life version of South Park's version of Mama June? - Videogum
Look at JLo's stomach, because obviously she wants you to - Cityrag
Natalie Portman's lashes are LIARS - I'm Not Obsessed


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Rompers only look decent on children, and those leg things are even worse from this angle.
The lettering on the sign is chinese for "Whore"
is Stewie going to NASCAR in that dress, does she like the car races? Gentlemen start your engines, vrooom vrooom. ;>
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Art: Now they know that we know that they know that we know.
KStew looks like a slutty court jester.
::scratches head trying to figure out why she has a career::
Lindsay stole something? Wow major shocker.
I found this little tidbit amusing... she deleted it soon after posting it.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/lindsay-lohan-asks-a-serious-question...
Re I keep waiting for a waitress to roller skate across Kristen Stewart, because she looks like the floor of a 50s diner.
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God, why dont they get rid of this waste of space? She is mediocrity personified - just a set of arms and legs that calls itself an actress.
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Justin is jealous because Lance went to the moon in a rocket he made himself and all he did was make Madonna's worst song ever at the time.
KStew looks good... Courtney's sexiness saves lives? Bitch is cray... ROTFL at JLove and her new beau... Animals♡!
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LOL! at all of Kstew leg comments...no real shape, kinda like stickball bats.
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I thought Natalie Portman quit Dior because of Galliano's anti-Semitic remarks. I know he was fired, but I thought she quit beforehand.
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Jlos stomach looks good. Either she's been working out or she's been having a lot of sex.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 8:50pm.
Kristen Stewart has ugly legs and needs to either tone them up or cover them up. I mean, they are not Lindsay Lohan ugly but they're ugly.
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She has the worst cankles. I think this is an attempt to cover them up, but her legs are still stumpy.
Is anybody else creeped out by the Tom and Nicole headline? Just like Tom and Katie were supposed to "always be in their honeymoon phase." *shudder*
I've been reading lots of british tabloids lately, so I will say the romper does not flatter her slim pins.
She's smiling! Man, she's working it hard here. She must really want this to pay off so that she can slink back into her cave and write dark poetry.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by johnnysgirl: "...And I CANNOT think of a better way to make KStew's atrophied, leg-like appendages look even WORSE...."
"atrophied, leg-like appendages" made me LOL.
Rompers flatter no one. I actually think Stew can look pretty but she is ridiculous here. And the shoes aren't working for her either.
And the eyelash thing is meh. All makeup ads are bullshit; this one is no different. Big deal.
I can live with the sexless checkerboard dress which doesn't flatter, but she needs to get shoes that go with it. Those fetish high heels belong on someone wearing a leather jumpsuit.
Also, she looks better frowning than smiling. Just be yourself stew--you have your fuck-you money already.
As far as courtney on celebrity couples, first I laugh because her husband is characterized as an actor. Then, his little hat, its so horrid, and I'll bet he bought it on rodeo drive for $3,500.
Where does she get her relationship power? Why doesn't she just say her puss and big tits-why mince words. Maybe she did, but I couldn't watch the whole clip due to boring.
Those old People mag covers were fun! OMG Cher!
KStew looks cute to me, but I agree that her legs are not her best feature.
Kristen Stewart has ugly legs and needs to either tone them up or cover them up. I mean, they are not Lindsay Lohan ugly but they're ugly.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Pam is aging and its totally HOT I can't wait until she goes SILVERRRRRR yesss
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
So the JT wedding has just re-affirmed what we all thought...he's a selfish, petty little pussy bitch. It's a shame because I used to looooove him.
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Douchechill!
Justin Timberlake thinks that DWTS is low classy? And I suppose ending Janet Jackson's career with one show of her right breast at the 2004 Super Bowl was the height of refinement and elegance. Bitch.
Submitted by dementa on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 8:05pm.
There is nothing, and I mean NOTHING more afraid of a gay man then a man who's sitting on the fence. true that.
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
I have never read (or seen) any of the Twilight movies - but they must have one SERIOUS fan base. I saw a commercial yesterday advertising the latest movie and at the end it said - 'tickets are already on sale.' This movie doesn't come out until Mid-November and tickets are already on sale?! I don't remember ever hearing about a movie selling tickets so far ahead of the start date. No wonder they wanted those kids to kiss and make up - they've got mad money riding on this movie.
Timberlake - white boy who thinks he's not - gay boy who thinks he's not. It's okay to sell you wedding pictures to People, but not to be on reality TV. Hmm. Me thinking the lady does protest too much!
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 6:27pm.
If I had a dime for every time Jennifer Hewitt has been "in love", I'd be able to feed the world's hungry, pay off the deficit, cure cancer and have enough left over to buy shoes.
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This is why I love coming on DListed. That is without a doubt the funniest thing I've read all day. Well said!! Thanks for the laugh.
that old new posting from the Berry made me realize the whole world was denied the eye-brow situation of a Brooke Shields / Andre Agassi child.
After watching the hot mess that is Couples Therapy on VH1 its clear that the old man who married Courtney Stodden gave up EVERYTHING to be with this tramp and she could care less lol its not going to last and I dont feel sorry for him...
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 7:46pm.
That was exactly my first thought too. I think also with his "guy's guy" image, he doesn't want people to see him associating with gay people.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
And Lindsay's nose looks like someone took a shit on it.
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
Justin hates Bass because Justin is so close to gay he's homophobe about catching it or something.
I use to like him, now I think he's a big fucktard.
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
Don't you just want to pee on Lohans face?
Of course she's going to take the clothes and anything else she can grab. To her it's one of the perks of being a self entitled narciiscissoring skank face.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 7:17pm.
How does Blohan steal all that from under people's noses. There's a difference between sneaking on the set at 4 am versus just saying "I'm taking these" and no one doing anything.
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Lol, I know, she's a brazen bitch, isn't she? It's not so much her sense of entitlement that irritates me, it's that she's fucking cheap.
Natalie Portman annoys the piss out of me, but don't ALL mascara ads exaggerate to some degree? I mean, really now....
Katy Perry and John Mayer: file this under "end well, this isn't going to." Just as long as she doesn't write a goddamn album about it. I don't think my ears could take the terribleness.
How has Blohan not managed to piss off the wrong coke dealer yet? Or does she somehow escape their notice, too? I thought drug dealers were all serious and shit 'bout getting paid....
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Does anyone else think that Katy perry is trying a bit *too* hard with this John Mayer "sexing up" shit? I wouldn't put it past them to play a porno tape loud and act liek it was them. They were probably playing Parchessi or composing songs bashing Taylor and Russel.
I repeat, ANY company that plays with fire (Lohan) and screams when singed is beyond contempt.
It should read, "Adam Levine loves chonies and big, chunky cocks."
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
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I love it when young actresses are skinnyfat and think it's something to show off. It means in a few years she'll balloon like Mischa Barton.
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How does Blohan steal all that from under people's noses. There's a difference between sneaking on the set at 4 am versus just saying "I'm taking these" and no one doing anything.
Ahhhh. Pamela Anderson does look healthy there. She looks like a Fox News headlines reader.
Someone play some chess on her!
Why does that poster look like it says "Twatify"?
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Hekki, right?
And I CANNOT think of a better way to make KStew's atrophied, leg-like appendages look even WORSE than to have them poking out of the bottom of that boxy romper-thing (I can't with rompers)and cap 'em off with those fugly shoes. It's all so awful, it's absurd. Like someone did that to her on purpose.
Submitted by Aphid on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 6:37pm.
Kristen Stewart's hair always looks like she hasn't washed it in weeks. It kinda negates the nice polished look of her clothes for premieres, and gives me the impression it smells like cigarettes, b. o., and days-old Aquanet buildup.
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I just clicked on the link and looking through the pics, my scalp started itching.
Submitted by johnnysgirl: "I'll never get why KStew seems to want to show off those shapeless pegs of hers. They're like table-legs."
Ugh. Rihanna, too. And my SIL who has knock knees AND cankles. Goddamn delusional hoes.
That Rumer picture is the best one evah. I always said she could have made a goldmine and been quite good if she had a talent for comedy instead of the delusion she's hot.
Kristen Stewart's hair always looks like she hasn't washed it in weeks. It kinda negates the nice polished look of her clothes for premieres, and gives me the impression it smells like cigarettes, b. o., and days-old Aquanet buildup.
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