JUUUUUSTIN'S Wedding Picture!!!! (Oh Yeah, Jessica Biel Is Somewhere In There Too, I Guess)
For those of you who are still grabbing onto 2000, here's the closest you will ever get to seeing Justin Timberlake and Brit Brit's faces under the word WEDDING on the cover of People Magazine. People is trolling and this is their gift to you.
So, this is what $300,000 bought People Magazine. They got a cover picture of Just Timberlake doing the LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT LOOOK AT MEEEEEE while his bride Jessica Biel sits there like, "Oh hey, don't mind me, I'm just taking a quick piss on a potty training toilet." Justin not only sucked up all the attention on the cover of People, but he also sucked up all the attention at their wedding. Justin tells People that as Jessica strolled down the aisle, he played the guitar and sang an original song he wrote for her. So their guests had the choice to either look at Justin Timberlake sing an original song or watch the epitome of boring walk down the aisle. What do you think they went with?
I bet when Justin was a kid, he was that attention whoring ring bearer who had to upstage the bride by acting the fool in the aisle. And now that Justin's all grown up, he's that attention whoring groom who is still upstaging the bride.
As for Jessica's dress, she says her mound of pink fluff was a custom Giambattista Valli Haute Couture gown. That gown probably cost thousands upon thousand of dollars and took a dozen people several months to make, but I swear you can buy the exact same thing at a low-budget quinceanera dress store in the ghetto part of any mall.
With all that being said, this cover is a wreck on every level and I'm thankful to People for going with it.
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Hmm This dress look ugly and as said above they paid $300000. dmmmnn!!! I have checked lot's of wedding dress designer but I think in USA we have few good ones. And anyone please make sense $300000??
Oh, please tell me it was Sympatico from Bad Teacher! :D
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I'm sure she'll put that wedding dress on every time he's out banging one of his mistresses.
did anyone mention his goddamned mary janes?
tf?
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
Fucking D-bag - period. I can't believe they put this pussy (Justine) in movies. He simply can't act. He acts like a fag in every role. That one atrocity where he was dry humping Joker Face Diaz. OMG, I almost puked.
That dress is hideous and NOT flattering. I would call preggers if I thought Justin girl was actually having sex with her.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 5:20pm.
I hate strapless wedding dresses. Either the bride is too fat and has her huge watermelon tits and bingo wings on display OR the bride is too skinny and it looks like the dress is about to fall off her concave chest. Also add me to the club of public proposal haters. It's gotten worse with the invention of Youtube and reality TV. If your fiance proposes to you with a full song and dance production, he is gay. Please run the other way. Thank me later.
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You speak the truth! Strapless dresses suck! I too am sick of public proposals to Bruno Mars songs.
"LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME" - lol attention hor! The she-hulk's (thanks Loopy) "epitome of boring" face looks pretty here but that pink all over theme is a tad too girly Swifty... wonder how many thousands that cost, ha ha ha!
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Looks like she could snap his bony ankle in two with the flick of a wrist.
He's a douchnozzle of the highest order. Never forget the matching denium outfits OR those fucking cornrows.
Ugly dress and lmao that they put britneys face on this cover with them.
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Omg, that TOTALLY looks like something Naomi from Mama's Family would wear! Good eye! lol
I, too, hate strapless wedding gowns. I'm skinny w. tits, but my arms? Oh, hell to the NAH.
Most people end up looking like they have a hunchback, too.
wedding is important for every girl.and i like the dressing she takes,and at the same timei just wonder that whether she made it all by herself.??----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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the dress looks tie-dyed; did she make it?
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that dress is sooo oggggllyyyy lol and she paid probably $30,000!!!
People is so crass - the corner pop-up of Britney is hilarious.
That really is an ugly ass dress. Kind of reminds me of something Naomi from Momma's Family would wear.
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
So I'm assuming that's how Justin jumps on a big black cock?
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Blerg!!
Is she pregnant? Not that there is anything wrong with that... but there is something seriously wrong with that dress whether she's bleeding or not. HIDEOUS. I hope she paid $1000x$1000's on it. At least stupid people (and people with bad taste) nourish the economy.
Submitted by Naughychimp on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 6:14pm.
I still call BS on her being worth $18 Million. Seriously, how much $ can she have made thru 7th Heaven and a handful of 3rd-tier films?
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I think she probably is close to having that sort of wealth. I remember about a year or two ago, when Zooey Deschanel (sp?) filed for divorce, TMZ I think had a copy of her filing, and she included only her own financial data. Zooey had net assets of $4 million, and had income after business expenses of $95,000 per month - this with her tv show in its first year. Biel *seems* like she's been in the business longer, and has done lots of makeup ads and shit in addition to her years on that show.
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Submitted by flo on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 6:50pm.
Re: Dementia
"Don't you mean women? It's amazing how few people seem to remember that she was caught standing next to Trousersnake, groping another woman's ass…"
Jessica wasn't the one doing the groping, it was the woman. Who by the way, was Justin's cousin. The plot thickens?
Plot to a promising porno.
Re: Dementia
"Don't you mean women? It's amazing how few people seem to remember that she was caught standing next to Trousersnake, groping another woman's ass…"
Jessica wasn't the one doing the groping, it was the woman. Who by the way, was Justin's cousin. The plot thickens?
I really do appreciate that she tried to do something different with her wedding dress but there were endless more flattering options she could have chosen.
I still call BS on her being worth $18 Million. Seriously, how much $ can she have made thru 7th Heaven and a handful of 3rd-tier films?
I like how his hands are in his pockets while he's kissing her on the cheek...THEY LOOK SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IN LOVE YOU GEIZ!
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
This motherfucker won a beauty pageant as a kid by upstaging a bunch of little girls. Is it any surprise that he would upstage his own bride on their wedding day? Fuck him, her and that ugly ass dress.
What?! I'm looking for Oprah's couch but I can't see it anywhere.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 5:20pm.
I hate strapless wedding dresses. Either the bride is too fat and has her huge watermelon tits and bingo wings on display OR the bride is too skinny and it looks like the dress is about to fall off her concave chest. Also add me to the club of public proposal haters. It's gotten worse with the invention of Youtube and reality TV. If your fiance proposes to you with a full song and dance production, he is gay. Please run the other way. Thank me later.
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hahaha. Truth...especially about strapless dresses.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Sorry for triple post!
Sorry if this has already been asked...what is twinkle toes doing in the cover photo? He doesn't have a vertical that high, does he? he didn't leap for joy, did he? Is he suppose to be sitting up there yet he obviously isn't it since he's not sitting on that ledge? Please explain. Was this photoshopped?
Sorry if this has already been asked...what is twinkle toes doing in the cover photo? He doesn't have a vertical that high, does he? he didn't leap for joy, did he? Is he suppose to be sitting up there yet he obviously isn't it since he's not sitting on that ledge? Please explain. Was this photoshopped?
Sorry if this has already been asked...what is twinkle toes doing in the cover photo? He doesn't have a vertical that high, does he? he didn't leap for joy, did he? Is he suppose to be sitting up there yet he obviously isn't it since he's not sitting on that ledge? Please explain. Was this photoshopped?
I hate strapless wedding dresses. Either the bride is too fat and has her huge watermelon tits and bingo wings on display OR the bride is too skinny and it looks like the dress is about to fall off her concave chest. Also add me to the club of public proposal haters. It's gotten worse with the invention of Youtube and reality TV. If your fiance proposes to you with a full song and dance production, he is gay. Please run the other way. Thank me later.
As for Timberdouche, he looks like he'd be the kind of guy who would smash cake in his bride's face. I'm willing to bet the family farm that he did.
I can't imagine any grown woman wanting a dress like that, but I bet that when you're getting a gift from a top designer, you have very little say in the matter. I'm sure the Giambattista Valli wore her down as to how spectacular this design was. Doesn't suit her oatmeal personality.
For a much more interesting and classier affair, a prince in Luxembourg married a Belgian aristocratic woman this weekend. She had a gorgeous dress and all of her guests were dressed equally impeccably. The Daily Mail has plenty of shots.
Submitted by Night Owl on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 2:09pm.
That reminds me of Kevin Bacon on the People cover when he was promoting Flashdance (yes I am officially old).
I think that was Footloose. (I bet I am older)!
She could be preggers too. that's why that type of dress
This is what happens when you try to be different with the color of a wedding dress. It looks like a prom dress from the 80's, a quinceanera or sweet 16. I've seen communion dresses top this and a cotillion dress would have looked way better than that pink confection. Reflects her style I guess.
$6.5 million and THIS is the dress that she wears? No words. Money can't buy class or taste.
Their heads look photoshopped on in the cover pic, if it weren't for the fact that her biceps are clearly larger than her breasts I would think these were fakes.
That dress is all kinds of wrong, People Magazine is where this down market stuff belongs.
Look at that decor! barf
Wtf is up with this dress??? Wessstside!
I hate weddings and all things wedding related (except for the open bars) but her dress is gorgeous.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 12:25pm.
one of my HUGE pet peeves are guys that propose to his fiance in a big public display. At stadium, in the middle of the street, on TV whatever because the whole proposal is LOOK AT ME it has less to do with wanting to share the rest of you life with someone as it does wanting the attention to be on you. If i were a women ad some dude made a spectacle out of his proposal I'd shut him down and say NO just as spectacularly.
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then you must LOVE the trend of hiring a photographer to capture the proposal. Awful. Like in a public place with a photographer. Real intimate.
I do weddings & someone recently approached me at a wedding and asked he could hire me shoot his proposal to GF. I turned him down. Even I have my limits.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 12:32pm.
Don't you mean women? It's amazing how few people seem to remember that she was caught standing next to Trousersnake, groping another woman's ass…
I think she was desperate to marry him, but not because she loves him or is attracted to him. Her career has been perpetually hanging by a thread ever since she ditched 7th Heaven, and she's getting close to the age when her looks won't eclipse her lack of talent. This way, she can keep herself on top for at least a while.
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Another want-a-be gets married. This little boy who sounds & talks like a girl, could never sing-in-key live (check any live solo youtube clip) yet he makes the news as if he is somebody in the business, but he is still a fucking untalented fuck. So pathetic.
Love this description about a quinceanera dress M.K. it's so true! The whole thing seems pretty juvenile, like they're 22 and not 30. Like he's still the boy band pop idol and she is his adoring princess/mom. The photo of Brittany over the top looks like she is saying: "mmm...I give it two years max."
Jessica must've been pissed at that!
that dress...it's every shade of wrong
he is so not funny.
she is prettier than I previously gave her credit for. also, she seems like she is either really boring, or really bitchy. I could be wrong, just the vibe I get...at least she doesn't look 'roided out here.
Timberlake: "LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOOOOOKKKK AAATTTT MEEEEEEEEE." Biel: Oh my god, I hope I can make it until the prenup matures."
Did I say I gave it two years? Make it 18 months. And now I know why the two cute brilliant Jewish boys put their backs to Timberlake and made jokes he didn't get during every interview they all did for The Social Network. He's a hick tool.
And BWAH about the wedding dress comment, Mike. You CAN get that mess anywhere on Santee Street here.
She spent all that & wore this. smh
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So Justine couldn't take one day out of his life to NOT be a douche? And she's just happy to be married, I see nothing between these two. Sads. Can't wait for the cheating stories! Bring it on!
P.s. That dress? Really?