Dita Von Teese’s Beauty Tip Of The Day: Pluck Your Nipple Hairs

October 24, 2012 / Posted by:

Dita Von Teese can’t physically grow body hair since all of her follicles died years ago when she had her skin replaced with layers of porcelain, but she’s still out there telling you what you should do with your body hair. Dita has a beauty book coming out and she talked a little about it with Into The Gloss (via HuffPo). Dita’s beauty book will include tips on beauty crap you shouldn’t do around your dude and she also recommends keeping your nipples as smooth as your pussy:

“My beauty book is going to be totally different from what’s out there. I’m going to tell you that you have to pluck the nipple hairs off your nipples before a date—I’m here to tell you that.”

Excuse you, Heather Sweet. You don’t HAVE to pluck a nipple hair off before a date. Sometimes nipple hairs come in handy. What if you and your piece just had a romantic steak dinner? What if he got meat chunks stuck between his teeth and needed to get that crap out? If you have a long nipple hair, he can use it to floss the shit out of his teeth and he can give you a quick tingle by licking your nipple knob at the same time. The same goes for b-hole hairs. Nipple hairs lead to fun AND they’re fully functional. A nipple hair is nature’s floss.

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