The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 24th!

"This is NOT what I expected when you said there'd be some horseplay with a fan's pussy!!" said an enraged Charlie Sheen. - ImpertinentVixen

Runners-up:

The "Fancy Feast" factory tour confirmed Fluffy's suspicions once and for all, where his food came from. - fauve

Ann Coulter was snapped by the paparazzi wearing no make-up while cooling herself off after an extensive surgery that required taking a 50ft steel pole out of her ass. - GuestLurker

Leanne Rimes poses with the only fan she has left. - Vern

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

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Submitted by Esteem on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 9:57pm.

Lmao, so funny all!

Submitted by OurMissC on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 2:07pm.

Congrats everybody! LOL vern!

"Don't hate. Excel." - the divine Sweetas

Submitted by GingeMinge on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 11:32am.

Well played!

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Congrats and lmfao IV, fauve, GL and VERNuh!!! You guys all knocked this one out of the park.

Submitted by Vern on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 10:04am.

Thanks MK! Thanks everyone! I'm thrilled to be the Whorse's Ass end on this HOT pony ride!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

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Thanks! I knew Vern's would appear here, too.

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Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 9:29am.

i rarely comment on the "captions" cuz y'all be some funny bitches and i don't have that talent...that being said, all these captions are excellent!

kadooze to all the winners....
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 9:23am.

Thanks MJT and Wham! I liked Vern's cap and thought it would win! You never can tell what will tickle MK's funny boner! (NOT A TYPO!)

Congrats all!! Honored to be in such august and witty company!

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Submitted by lady shark on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 9:18am.

I must say that all of these captions are particularly brilliant. well done captioners!

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Paris Hilton blowing the crabs off onto another poor pussy.. lol

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 9:16am.

LMAO. All funny. IV I knew when I saw yours yesterday you were gonna win!

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 8:59am.

Look at IV and Verny bringin it baby! good stuff guys!

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The American voter after the eletion...no matter who won

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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!

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Puss and Booty.

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Monica Lewinsky in disguise airing out the ol' blue dress.

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Seebiscuit

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"So what do you say to this, Mr. Ed?"

Submitted by oh dave on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 1:14am.

Yes, bitch, I know what my food is made of, just feed me.

Submitted by Justmeyall on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:32am.

Yeah, so what, I'm a pussy & you're a horse's ass....big whup, you wanna fight about it????

Submitted by dfanintheD on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:04am.

More nuggets from the suit against Justin Bieber:

After usher Raymond sodomized me he forced me to watch James Francos student film called all the pretty whores and pussys.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 11:59pm.

What happens when Morris Day and Morris the Cat collide.

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Submitted by MILF on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 11:28pm.

Puhlease bitch, I am the only hot pussy in this house.

Submitted by voyerismizhot on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 11:11pm.

Pussy Galore: "Enough already Sasha Fierce! Stop horsing around! You must know by now, a fan is no substitute for a Massengill".

Submitted by Aardvark on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 10:41pm.

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Where are they now?: The horse head from "The Godfather"

Submitted by Girl about town on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 10:29pm.

Brad was in the middle of foreplay with Angie in their newly finished "play room" when an artichoke fart reared it's ugly head.

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Submitted by Aardvark on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 10:28pm.

"Speechless, huh, Mr. Ed?"

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Blowing doody bubbles. That's love!

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The new pilot for "Sex in the Stable" is here.

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Well, it was confirmed that everything about Heidi Montag really is fake now, when she went to air out her pussy and it blew out.

Submitted by jellin76 on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 9:31pm.

Ann Coulter relieves her gonorrhea burn while posing for HotorNot.com.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 9:22pm.

The DListed version of "The Horse Whisperer."

(NAC: Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

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Submitted by Scott in NYC on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 9:08pm.

In spite of an emergency cool-down, Lamar Odom's 12" piece finally blew out Khloe's pussy.

Submitted by grapesoder on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 9:06pm.

Amazingly, Sarah Jessica Parker still has fans.

Submitted by crankenstein on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 8:52pm.

Paris Hilton freshens up between boyfriends

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This is not what Matthew Broderick meant when he asked for a blow job.

Submitted by loozer on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 8:45pm.

Trace Cyrus airs out his Hannah Montana costume for this year's Halloween bash.

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"I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her."

Submitted by tbeez on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 8:43pm.

Sarah Jessica Parker proves she know how to relate to the average fan.

Submitted by loozer on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 8:38pm.

Hard Times for Two-Time Oscar Winner Hilary Swank. She is reduced to starring in the E Network's remake of the Seven Year Itch.

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