Night Crumbs

Winona Ryder looks like the kind of bar skank who will stumble out of a dark alley to beg you for a cigarette and what I’m trying to say is that this is her hottest look ever – Hollywood Tuna 

“Hey Barry O, it’s your girl B, listen the Trademark Office actually said NO to us, so if you… You’ll fire the entire office and then burn it down the ground? Thank you!” – Beyonce to President Obama – Lainey Gossip 

Like Pimp Mama Kris is really going to let Kanye West propose without being surrounded by a script, several camera crews and a reporter from every tabloid – The Superficial 

RiRi’s busted hair looks like it was cut by Edward Scissorhands if Edward Scissorhand’s scissor hands were covered in rust – Drunken Stepfather

Falcor Rimes’ Woe Is Me tour has taken her to Katie Couric’s show – Celebitchy

Bush scares the dick out of people in Central Park and for once I’m not talking about Dubya – Towleroad

That’s not how you use Sharper Image’s massage chair, Megan Fox. You’re supposed to lube your naked body up and lie on it belly-side down – Popoholic

Kate Bosworth and her skinny piece are really good at high-fiving – The Berry 

Selena Gomez is just uptight, because she’s always up all night burping and wiping Justin Bieber’s ass. (Yes, you read that right. She burps his ass) – ICYDK

DRUNK BITCHES – Popsugar

Mark Sanchez and Eva Longoria are done with fucking each other – Just Jared

I don’t know who Cousin Matthew is, but I’m just going to say that Mama June’s Forklift Foot should replace him. It can do a British accent. – Videogum

This is the kind of light show magic that happens when an OCDer goes on a meth binge – OMG Blog 

I read this as “Fist Iron Man” and the images in my head were a million times better than the trailer – IDLYITW

CaCa goes green – I’m Not Obsessed

If the Scarecrow, the Cowardly Lion and the Wicked Witch of the West all smashed into each other – Cityrag