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October 23, 2012 / Posted by:

The Goodwill Mascot!


For the past week since I’ve been in L.A., they’ve been playing this one commercial from the depths of hell on a loop and it drilled into my skull and shoved itself deep inside of my brain where it refuses to move. It’s Goodwill’s Halloween commercial and at the very end, its annoying as shit mascot (Tip: Don’t trust a whore who doesn’t have whites in its eyes.) sings out this little jingle that is more torturous than any Taylor Swift song. If it sang the word “evil” instead of “good” that little ear mite of a jingle would be Lucifer’s ringtone. Below isn’t the actual commercial that plays here every damn second, but that jingle at the end is the same one. “Good will Hallow-weeeee-eee-eeeeen.” It’s like I’ve got crabs in my ears:

Can meth be turned into a gas and then used to fill up a balloon? Because if it can, then Cartman sucked a whole lot of it up before he sang this jingle that will never EVER leave my brain.

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