Pimp Mama Kris Ruined Wonder Woman

October 22, 2012 / Posted by:

You’re probably sitting in your cubicle, staring at dozens of unanswered mails, wishing that you had the power of Jesus to turn that cup of coffee into a wine cooler and thinking that there’s no way this Monday can get any Monday-ier. Oh, but it can. This week’s Monday is one hundred percent grosser thanks to this picture of Pimp Mama Kris letting her pimp nip slip out on Instragram (click here if you hate your eyes and want to see the uncensored version). Sometimes, a pimp has to remind her whores that they ain’t the only ones who can purposefully flash the parts a plastic surgeon gave them for some quick attention.

This past weekend, Lucifer’s Employee of the Year Pimp Mama Kris celebrated Whore-o-ween way too early by posting this picture for her Twitter followers, which she hates obviously, and showed them the tit knob that Bruce Jenner licks his Activia off of. PMK quickly deleted the soul-killing picture of her as Wonder Pimp, but Khloe Kardashian reposted it, because it’s better to let your hos do your dirty work for you. So now Lynda Carter knows why she sleep walked into a shallow grave and laid down in it before rolling around.

And since we’re on the subject of mom nips gone wild, here’s someone’s mother showing Pimp Mama Kris how it’s really done. Put on one of your son’s t-shirts, let them titty balls hang out and bounce a fart up into the sky as your child raps about your donk. NSFW, obviously.

Mother AND Donker of the Year!

via Hollywood Life 

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