Pimp Mama Kris Ruined Wonder Woman
You're probably sitting in your cubicle, staring at dozens of unanswered mails, wishing that you had the power of Jesus to turn that cup of coffee into a wine cooler and thinking that there's no way this Monday can get any Monday-ier. Oh, but it can. This week's Monday is one hundred percent grosser thanks to this picture of Pimp Mama Kris letting her pimp nip slip out on Instragram (click here if you hate your eyes and want to see the uncensored version). Sometimes, a pimp has to remind her whores that they ain't the only ones who can purposefully flash the parts a plastic surgeon gave them for some quick attention.
This past weekend, Lucifer's Employee of the Year Pimp Mama Kris celebrated Whore-o-ween way too early by posting this picture for her Twitter followers, which she hates obviously, and showed them the tit knob that Bruce Jenner licks his Activia off of. PMK quickly deleted the soul-killing picture of her as Wonder Pimp, but Khloe Kardashian reposted it, because it's better to let your hos do your dirty work for you. So now Lynda Carter knows why she sleep walked into a shallow grave and laid down in it before rolling around.
And since we're on the subject of mom nips gone wild, here's someone's mother showing Pimp Mama Kris how it's really done. Put on one of your son's t-shirts, let them titty balls hang out and bounce a fart up into the sky as your child raps about your donk. NSFW, obviously.
Mother AND Donker of the Year!
via Hollywood Life
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That bitch ruins everything.
What a sweet, retiring wallflower this mum is. She is so shy & demure. I wonder what it takes to get the poor woman to come out of her shell? Bless her.
crazyinjapan - Migraineuse started it by saying the woman learned/was forced to behave in such a way because she needs/wants to keep a job. I'm sorry but "job" is nowhere evident in that video, especially if it concerns one she might want to keep. The Kardashians are vile (though I've never seen their show and it took me ages to know what actually made them famous in the first place. I couldn't figure it out) and are indeed quite responsible for contributing to the dumbing down and coarsening of our daily lives, but inner city rappers rapping about the pleasures of rape and mutilation while lumping all of "their" women into the category of gold-digging ho's ("It's our culture! You don't understand our culture!") right before making a visit to their 12-year-old baby mama's subsidized housing to pick up the government check while she's watching the Kardashians on tv is responsible for that, too.
Generational dependency on government strips away human dignity so if you yourself are not a racist then please prove it by supporting politicians who want school vouchers for inner city kids so they can avoid those horrendous, union-controlled inner city schools instead of the politicians who benefit from a permanent underclass (i.e. DEMOCRATS). Support enterprise zones that give businesses incentives to move into ghetto areas (mostly by NOT calling a President "racist" for providing those incentives like the liberals did to Reagan), work requirements for able-bodied welfare recipients (which Obama just stripped from the law) and maybe drug tests, too. That includes welfare recipients of all colors.
Sorry to disagree with you Migraineuse, but the only job that woman in the video probably has is walking to the mailbox for her government checks. That's why she has so much time on her hands to show off her dump. She isn't the kid's mother anyway, because he tried to pull someone he called "mom" into camera range and "mom" refused.
That little boy has a kind, happy, and gentle way about him. I hope the gangs don't get him.
Um cheap. They are airing 17 episodes a day I expect them to use quality materials.
LOL, how about Whamo? ☺☺☺
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I'm back. What year is it, and did it work?
God help us.
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My apologies to the Kardashian Kids. The deck was was stacked against you from the very start.
White Oprah is looking good in comparison and I'm vomiting while typing this.
BangoSkank, that's a sweet sentiment. Be sure to find your way back if the time machine works, and don't let Whamo get on. hahaha ;)
@Hotmami, CrazyinJapan and others, ITA. Lmao, it's 1:07 minutes of video and there's already an entire back story created about them? Whatever, Sherlocks!
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No. To both.
PMK is blech in all her wet toast "sexiness" but the other lady sure knows how to shake it! lol ;p
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This woman is beyond grotesque. Everything she does screams "LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME PLEASE PLEASE LOOK AT ME." Kristen Wiig did the best impression of her in the SNL parody of Kim's fake classless wedding/divorce: "Will someone finally please pay attention to ME?"
HORRIFIED. How does shit like THAT infront of their kids? Or anyone aside from their significant other for that fucking matter. IDC if homegirl here is on Welfare or if she has a job, she is fucking classless trash who is raising classless trash. That`s was pissing me off.
This thread is all kinds of fucked up, ESPECIALLY all of the ignorant and BIGOTED remarks about how the video ho MUST be on welfare. Guess what, poor people have class too.
Oh, my fuck. I can't with this shit today.
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
In what state can u get $3000 month government assistance because the max here is two hundred something a month for welfare even if I have six kids. Are u talking about welfare or something else like disability?
As for Kris Jenner, my eyes just filed a restraining order against me. 55 year old nip slips are never a good thing no matter how old the actual breasts are.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 2:01pm.
There is something fucked up with the system for sure, I am witnessing my sister reap the benefits of welfare and government assistance, while showing absolutely no effort to find a job. Why should she? She's getting over $3,000 a month from the government, plus food stamps. She's bought herself a nice truck, an iPhone, most recently a new iPad, constantly goes shopping for clothes.
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I want to stay at home and collect $!!!
Let's see $3,000 a month = $36,000 per year.
My effective tax rate is 54%. With what I pay in taxes alone each year; I can support 41.66 families.
If I truly take to heart what the POTUS said: "If you've got a business, you didn't build that" and just shut the whole thing down, then someone can support me for a change!
And this:
"NEW YORK (CNNMoney) -- More than one in seven Americans are on food stamps, but the federal government wants even more people to sign up for the safety net program.
The U.S. Department of Agriculture has been running radio ads for the past four months encouraging those eligible to enroll. The campaign is targeted at the elderly, working poor, the unemployed and Hispanics.
Here's a look at where the economy stood when the president took office in 2009, and what's changed since.
The department is spending between $2.5 million and $3 million on paid spots, and free public service announcements are also airing. The campaign can be heard in California, Texas, North Carolina, South Carolina, Ohio, and the New York metro area.
Disgusting pieces of shit, both of them.
Sorry, I can't deal with this fuckery, I'm in a shitty mood today.
that little boy doesn't see his Mamma as sexy, just ignores her, so really if he was looking at her all googly eyed I would worry, seems really just like harmless ghetto fun.
that booty poppin titty falling out Mamma is a better Momma than Pimp Mamma, and I would have her raise me over Pimp Mamma any day of the week, hell even Mamma June and her tribe or rednecks is better than Pimp Mamma, other good Mammas, Mamma Bears, Mamma Goat, Mamma Cats, Mamma Mooses, Mamma Wolves, Lions, fuck all animals if you get right down to it are better Mamma's than Pimp Mamma cause they actually give two shits about morals and living right, Pimp Mamma just thinks she is sooooo sexy, and trust early pictures pre million procedures show she is really fuggy fug, just probably gave Robert Kardashian a good blow job, and he got stupid and married her slut ass, and now her evil ass is trying to run the world...fuck men and their blowjobs, makes men do really dumb ass things.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 2:55pm.
:( she does sound like a piece of work--and not in a good way. Saying that---your neice is very fortunate M.E. She has YOU as a role model.
Can't pick our family. We all have asshole family members.
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The ONE benefit I have seen for my niece, thank you to MediCal, is her eye surgery. With out that she would have eventually gone blind.
pushy - yes, I love my niece. But I just can't with my sister. I've tried, but I can't. The selfish cunt gene runs deep in her. Not to mention she lies like a Lohan.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 2:01pm
Man M.E. that is quite a shitty scenerio. I'd resent her as well. But I think I've read a couple of posts from you and you adore her kids:)
You a good aunt M.E.
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Her idea of a proper bra would be a fruit of the loom boys tank top size 2-T. :0
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That video is just tragic. Makes me sad. That poor little guy doesn't have a chance. Oh well, moving on.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 2:35pm.
I don't know why everyone is so outraged.
I do my "Girl with the donk" dance whenever I pick up my stay-at-home Mom check, too. My kids provide the background music and we all celebrate. Then I take my Ambien and flash my boobs while hubby sits on the couch with the remote in one hand, and the other down his pants. We call it 'family time at Tang's.' It really brings us all together.
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LMFAO!!! You crack me up, Mel.
All I know is that I want to buy that poor girl a proper bra.
I don't know why everyone is so outraged.
I do my "Girl with the donk" dance whenever I pick up my stay-at-home Mom check, too. My kids provide the background music and we all celebrate. Then I take my Ambien and flash my boobs while hubby sits on the couch with the remote in one hand, and the other down his pants. We call it 'family time at Tang's.' It really brings us all together.
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WTF with the video?!?!? Bitch, PUT YOUR TITS AWAY!
There is something fucked up with the system for sure, I am witnessing my sister reap the benefits of welfare and government assistance, while showing absolutely no effort to find a job. Why should she? She's getting over $3,000 a month from the government, plus food stamps. She's bought herself a nice truck, an iPhone, most recently a new iPad, constantly goes shopping for clothes. No worries as she lives with mom and dad, so there is no rent/mortgage, utilities, etc.
Yes, I understand her needing assistance for the BABY's needs, but I don't see how any of the material items here are assisting with my nieces' health/welfare.
First off...Beautiful, little boy. Though I wish he would have been born after his mother had GROWN THE FUCK UP!
Please tell me why anyone is agianst easily accessible and cheap (or free) birth control?
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If you want to pop your pussy on the train tracks, more power to you. But don't try to pass it off as something more than popping your pussy on the train tracks. -MK
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Actually, MK posted 2 women with bare breasts. Both are distasteful. However, posters made it political, not MK.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Migraineuse used to post normal things. Then she went away and spent some time on Jezebel or reading the Bell Jar or something and now we have this.
"In a stroke of irony it lands at my house in 1992. Bawahhhaa"
Ha!
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 1:36pm.
Like, maybe they are just characters created to get people riled up. Maybe Michael K is on here making asshole alts to get more hits! Hahaha, I don't really believe that, though. He seems very sincere to me. But these things have crossed my mind. There's no tellin' on the internets!
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I have thought this too. Why so many political posts and references, why this particular video today? If this is just a "gossip website"? Makes you wonder.
Submitted by DianaDeath on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 1:22pm.
It would be rad if Migraineuse was really some guy taking the piss out of everyone.
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LOL! I've thought that myself of "her" and other contrarians on here. Like, maybe they are just characters created to get people riled up. Maybe Michael K is on here making asshole alts to get more hits! Hahaha, I don't really believe that, though. He seems very sincere to me. But these things have crossed my mind. There's no tellin' on the internets!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 1:26pm.
Submitted by BangoSkank on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 1:13pm.
"Migraineabuse"
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HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!
*builds time machine for Bango*
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In a stroke of irony it lands at my house in 1992. Bawahhhaa
My goodness, this post sure has stirred the turd!
Well, my 2 cents. Pimp Mama is not going to take that aging thing well at all. There's only so much plastic surgery can do and there comes a time that you just aren't sexy. I would almost feel bad for her if she wasn't such a famewhore bitch.
47% are not on food stamps. That is just an ignorant statement. 47% are on some type of government assistance and that does include
Soc.Sec, which in my opinion, should not be considered an entitlement. Not when a chunk of YOUR money went into the awesome program that is soc. security.
Have not viewed the video. Think it will depress me so I think I'll pass.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 1:04pm.
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WOW, those are brutal lol!
Submitted by BangoSkank on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 1:13pm.
I would love to travel back in time and preemptively beat the shit out of whatever dude fucked up Migraineabuse so bad, just to save Dlisted from her sour-ass killjoy posts...
The problem is, I would probably create some kind of fucked up butterfly effect, and I'd travel back to 2012 to find Rosie O'Donnell president, porn outlawed, and football replaced with competitive coupon collecting as the national pastime.....
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that is GD funny LOL!!
Submitted by BangoSkank on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 1:13pm.
"Migraineabuse"
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HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!
*builds time machine for Bango*
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It would be rad if Migraineuse was really some guy taking the piss out of everyone.
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It looks like PMK just couldn't wait to show off her new boob job to the world.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:03am.
I'd hit it til her Poligrip quit working... *shrugs*
HAHAHAHAHA She's too old for you Jack!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:03am.
I'd hit it til her Poligrip quit working... *shrugs*
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Yes, I would too.
Waiting for the action figure with extra pimping power.