Open Post: Hosted By The Leaf Vibrator Approved By Alicia Silverstone

October 22, 2012 / Posted by:

Alicia Silverstone highly recommends feeding your kid like a bird and now she highly recommends fucking yourself with a leaf. Alicia endorsed a new line of eco-friendly sex toys that they say are designed to look like leaves and flowers, but they really look like slugs and Slimer’s kidney stones to me. But Alicia is all about getting off on these pregnant slug vibrators and she let her reasons for it be known in an open letter to the ladies (via Ecorazzi):

Ok, ladies– sometimes it’s nice to have a little extra…something…when you’re getting it on (solo, with your partner…whatever floats your boat). There is one personal massager company that’s actually Kinder than all the rest.

These vibrators from Leaf come in a bunch of different shapes, all inspired by nature. I like that they look natural and feminine…like leaves and flowers…not scary. Plus they’re made from phalate-free, super-soft (and safe) silicone, and they use rechargeable batteries. And they’re shipped to you in packaging that’s not only discrete, but made from recycled materials.

There’s a few different varieties so you can pick one that speaks to you. It’s nice to know that you can get your green on and your groove on at the same time!

When I was a high schooler, idolizing Cher in Clueless (actually, I was more about Amber), I never thought that years later I’d watch in horror as her kid ate mouth-made chutney out of her eatin’ hole and have the image of her doing it hippie-style with a leaf embedded into my brain. In all seriousness, though, I’m surprised that Alicia even uses manmade things to get sexy with. I’d think that Alicia would tell us about her fapping habits in an article on the many uses of apple cores and cucumbers.

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