James Franco Might Be Getting It On With That Chick From Pretty Little Liars
Licking a mirror while sticking his peen in a Fleshlight modeled after his own asshole sometimes gets boring for James Franco, so he finds himself a human who will lick his face in between telling him that he's the most important thing to happen to the art world since Thomas Kinkade. Page Six says that 34-year-old James Franco is using his paintbrush peen to paint the portrait of love all over the cooch belonging to 22-year-old Ashley Benson, who's in Pretty Little Liars and who acted with him in that Spring Breakers mess.
Page Six says that James created the performance art piece "Artist and Muse, No. 23" by holding hands with Ashley in NYC's Washington Square Park earlier this month. Then in L.A. last week, James created the piece "BOO: A Love Story" by going on a haunted hayride with Ashley. Some source says, "They have been seeing each other for a little over a month, but things are going well.”
In between acting, writing, making music, taking every film course at every university and fapping out enough Franco cream to make a life-size cum sculpture of himself, I don't know how James finds the time to get on Ashley Benson. But lucky for her, he has found the time, because every girl longs to hear her piece say, "I'm going to make your pussy graduate with a PhD by sticking my diploma rod in it," while he's humping her.


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When does he have time? Isn't he getting his tenth Ph.d?
I'm actually a childhood friend of the Francos and he seriously didnt used to be this hipster. They were/are a cool family
ohh james thespian franco.
what a great artist! all hail!
He doesn't even look like a fun gay to beard for. Pretentious twat.
"Licking a mirror while sticking his peen in a Fleshlight modeled after his own asshole sometimes gets boring for James Franco"
How can this not brighten your day?
I'm shocked that a *female* is the object of his affections. Who know with him anyway? Every action in his existence is a performance piece.
James Franco has a Picasso face. It's all over the place.
Um yeah, good for them but WHERE is his hot piece brother Dave? lol
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I get such a creep vibe from him, I wouldn't stand close enough to be in the same picture frame, let alone let him touch me.
How many calories are in a bag of dicks? Cos Giuliana needs to eat one, STAT.
Also: James Franco's losing the hot :(
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Submitted by CheeryBitch on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 2:20pm.
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Fugliana looks like an Oompa Loompa that fell into the taffy puller.
"Modeled after his own asshole"-you know he does! "the only thing his face should host is a fist" MK
Ahhhhhhhh, a 22yr old blonde....memories.
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My lover....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz147m98jdQ&feature=related
just a douchebag with your everyday generic fake young blond that looks like every other fake blond. next.
totally see the tara reid resemblance
Submitted by CheeryBitch on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 2:20pm.
Can we talk about Guiliana Rancid and her latest statement of how she wants to stay a "hot mom" and not 'let herself go' just because she has a baby?
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I saw that headline too. I mean, serious? She has zero baby weight to lose and she makes that comment? Maybe she just wants more press?
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Stay hot? When was Guiliana ever hot?
P.s. Gulianna Rancic looks like a praying mantis with a weave. She has no business making others feel like shit. Some people actually have to live in the real world without nannies, and work real jobs. WTF
He smells like dirty bong water - I just KNOW it!
She looks like every brainless hipster OCAD 'artiste' that lives in my building.
Obviously sleeps with pretty much anything as well. Not that ba-buttons' old man ass is complaining about that.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Submitted by LoCoJo on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 2:33pm.
"They have been seeing each other for a little over a month, but things are going well.
Well no shit! Things always go well for the first month. It's the 37476 other months in a relationship that blow (or is that just in my relationships?)."
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haha I've got your amen right here! They are on their best behavior in the first month OR you are so peen-i-tized that the bad shit seems either cute or tolerable!
I actually cut this out of IMDB:
May perhaps be one of the most academically accomplished actors (an "extreme scholar") in Hollywood history: besides his BFA in English from UCLA, he has two MFA degrees - both in writing - from Columbia and Brooklyn College, and a third MFA, in film, from New York University. He is continuing further degree studies while also teaching a graduate class that takes students through the process of making a feature-length film. (2011).
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Didn't know publicists can harp the shit out their clients cause NO ONE in the real world thinks he is one of the most "academically accomplished" actors. The fucker turns up for classes once in a semester!!!
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Psl - yeah, I saw that mag cover, too. Like, fuck, I guess if I had a surrogate carry my kid and nannies to take care of it, then I'd be ready for another one, too! Plus, didn't she already do an article on maintaining her body weight or some shit like she actually was pregnant? She's an idiot.
i know he might be the very epitome of 'weird and self-absorbed' but I can't help but want James Franco. I can't help myself! Also, I watch Pretty Little Liars and I like that Ashley Benson girl on the show.
After I examined these statements, I'm not sure how I feel about myself right now.
"They have been seeing each other for a little over a month, but things are going well.”
Well no shit! Things always go well for the first month. It's the 37476 other months in a relationship that blow (or is that just in my relationships?).
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 2:25pm.
Cherry Mom, I KNOW!! YOU DIDN'T CARRY A BABY, you fucking asshole.
They also want to have another now, well, she doesn't have to recover from pregnancy, so why not?
I haven't even had a baby, but shit, even I see right through that CRAP.
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WHAT WHAT WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!? What a complete asshole. Parenting does NOT make you fat and lazy. JFC.
Just imagine the shit she'd be spewing had she actually been pregnant and had to fight off the 30lbs gained.
"But lucky for her, he has found the time, because every girl longs to hear her piece say, "I'm going to make your pussy graduate with a PhD by sticking my diploma rod in it," while he's humping her."
You are on a ROLL today! Must have been a great weekend:)
Note: she does look like a young Tara Reid.
Very Pretty.
Cherry Mom, I KNOW!! YOU DIDN'T CARRY A BABY, you fucking asshole.
They also want to have another now, well, she doesn't have to recover from pregnancy, so why not?
I haven't even had a baby, but shit, even I see right through that CRAP.
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Wow Tara Reid is looking better. Old, but better
Franco is 34 bit I consider him mature? No, he's a pretentious douche. I'll take an immature, douche my own age.
She looks like a younger Tara Reid .
She looks like the blonde chick who was in every 90s movie ever made.
This is such bullshit. There is nothing that's going to convince me that James Franco (and let's add Joseph Gordon-Levitt) knows what to do with a vagina other than go, "Eww!"
Submitted by saltydog on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 2:04pm.
In that case, she and Franco sound perfect for each other.
Submitted by CheeryBitch on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 2:20pm.
Can we talk about Guiliana Rancid and her latest statement of how she wants to stay a "hot mom" and not 'let herself go' just because she has a baby?
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That anorexic giant ant head has never been or will ever be hawt so she needs to sit the fuck down and zip it.
Submitted by lislop on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 2:20pm.
He's 12 years older! Go find someone your own age.
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Because 22-year-old guys are such a delight.
Can we talk about Guiliana Rancid and her latest statement of how she wants to stay a "hot mom" and not 'let herself go' just because she has a baby?
She's cute & I like her suit.
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He's 12 years older! Go find someone your own age.
I agree Ophelia. High ICK factor.
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Interesting conservative dress there. Either she's a "serious actress" or she's got a "I picked out a very nice outfit for you" stage-mother.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 2:12pm.
Ew, Ophelia! The way Rumer holds that bottle.... She is so gross.
she must have gotten tips from her mom in StElmo's Fire.. Wilbur looks three sheets to the wind too. what in the hell is he doing partying with Kelso's stepdaughter? It's very incestuous.
Franco isn't even pretending to be into her in that pic. He's gay! I wonder why all of a sudden his publicist is trying to spin a faux romance.
Ew, Ophelia! The way Rumer holds that bottle.... She is so gross.
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It must be who gives a shit monday.....
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
LOL!
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
She must have a high tolerance for bullshit.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 1:58pm.
Geez, if this keeps up, I'm going to have to get some work done!
I know right? Hell, we can't have that. I'm just reading about Dumi's oldest Potatohead partying in Cancun with Wilmer whatshisface from that 70's show.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/10/demi-moore-rumer-willis-ph...
I must have skipped over, not read, or don't care enough to read about his douche antics. He's not even a blip on my radar.