Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 22, 2012 / Posted by:

South Florida Carpet Legend (not to be confused with South Florida Carpet Muncher Legend Rosie O’Donnell) Don Bailey!

For over 35 years, hundreds of thousands of Floridans have felt a humidity front in their panties every time they drove by a billboard or a truck with him doing the Burt Reynolds on it. Don got into the carpet business in 1972 by opening his own store but hos weren’t exactly running to buy what he was laying down until he stripped down to his chonies in an ad campaign paying tribute to Burt Reynolds. Nobody can resist buying carpet that was christened by Don’s half-naked body, so business BOOMED the same way coochies and b-holes BOOMED at the sight of Don’s hotness. The Don Bailey Flooring business took off and a legend was born.

For the 38th anniversary of the ad, Don got down on the carpet again to prove that he’s still got it. Tell your memaw to gird her loins!

That’s some porn for Blanche Devereaux shit.

And I know that picture made you get naked and scoot your crotch parts on the rug, so here’s instructions on how to treat a carpet burn.

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