Monday, October 22nd 2012

Birthday Sluts

Jeff Goldblum (60)
Sofia Vassilieva (20)
Jonathan Lipnicki (22)
Zac Hanson (27)
Michael Fishman (31)
Jesse Tyler Ferguson (37)
Saffron Burrows (40)
Spike Jonze (43)
Jay Johnston (44)
Shelby Lynne (44)
Shaggy (44)
Carlos Mencia (45)
Brian Boitano (49)
Bob Odenkirk (50)
Marc Shaiman (53)
Bill Condon (57)
Deepak Chopra (66)
Catherine Deneuve (69)
Jan De Bont (69)
Annette Funicello (70)
Tony Roberts (73)
Derek Jacobi (74)
Christopher Lloyd (74)
Joan Fontaine (96)

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Immodest Goddess's picture

TM. Oh YES! He is all sorts of hot as well, young and old. He could get it, right after Jeff...

heh heh heh...

Twat Muffin's picture

Immodest Goddess -- I would have killed to have seen Spacey in "Speed the Plow." William R. Peterson & Gary Cole were great in the version I saw in Chicago, but they're Chicago boys so the audience ate them up. I just saw "To Live & Die In L.A." the other day (with William R. Peterson) and I forgot how cute he was back in the day. My favorite movie of his is "Manhunter."

DianaDeath -- I know, I find Jeff Goldblum rather unappealing, too.

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

LisaRose's picture

Still love "Invasion of the Body Snatchers".

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WithinReason...'s picture

DianaDeath, Normally, I'd say NO WAY! But for the span of time it took to take that picture, sure, why not! lol

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Immodest Goddess's picture

All night long DD, aaaallllllll niiiiiiiiggght looooooooong.

Immodest Goddess's picture

Bizarre Life, thank you. That was very sweet of you. It was several years ago but the guy has only recently been found guilty of manslaughter - when it clearly was murder. It was very hard. So every time I see Jeff he reminds me of him but it's much better now.

Anyway, I see what you're trying to do there, distract me so you can sneak in and steal him from under me. I got my eyes on you missy!

Twat Muffin, Spacey was EXCELLENT in that play and JG was right there next to him. In this fantastic light grey suit...

DianaDeath's picture

You guys all wanna fuck Jeff Goldblum? REALLY??! *voms*

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Twat Muffin's picture

little_rascal -- OMG, that is such a nice Kevin Spacey story. He strikes me as being a nice guy, always has, and your story cements it. It doesn't matter that he's gay, it would just be nice to think that I'd have a chance with him, though, ya know? I've always found him insanely sexy, and that voice, OMG, is so sexy. That and the dimples -- wow. And he's such a great actor, too.

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WithinReason...'s picture

HB to gorgeous Catherine and the other birthday sluts today!

Jeff looks like a total hot slut here! Yum yum. ;p

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Cowjam's picture

Y'all can have Jeff Goldblum. I had the most insane crush on Christopher Lloyd in his "Taxi" days. I still would...

little_rascal's picture

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 2:12pm.

Whamster, our camp was 8 weeks long. Did you have color wars? This was WILD! Both of my boys were chosen to be camp captains in Color Wars *proud mom*. My youngest is 25 now, and he still flies to his camp every summer to be a camp counselor, earns very nice $$ and has an awesome time.

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

Gardening Girl's picture

Happy birthday Derek Jacobi!!! I loved you on I Claudius!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

soulks's picture

http://moviesblog.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/bigchill.jpg

they were all kind of nerdy hot. :)

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can be a pushy broad's picture

Happy Birthday to Annette Funnicello!!!
When I was just a pushy tot and watched her on Mickey Mouse Club--I thought she was the most beautiful thing. She's not been in the public eye for years because she has MS or MD.
She was old time eye candy for the guys though:)

Bizzarelife's picture

@M.E.:

I agree 100%. I think the reason why I like him is because he seems like he would be VERY dirty in bed. He has that quality, that really nasty quality that speaks of satisfying sex. My boyfriend has that quality. He seems uptight and a bit nerdy, but underneath he is a total freak. I love it!

Bizzarelife's picture

Submitted by Immodest Goddess on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 2:18pm.

OMG...really? I am so sorry to hear that. That's a horrible tragedy.

I do like Jeff Goldblum. He is in a play here in Los Angeles - it's called "Seminar". It actually looks pretty good! I might try to get some tickets. Here is the site: http://www.centertheatregroup.org/tickets/Seminar/

Anyway, I am sorry to hear of your loss.

Anita Bidet's picture

jeff goldblum drunk

http://youtu.be/dQmK1CnwOUI

Immodest Goddess's picture

Listen bitches. All of you craaaaaawwwling out of the woodwork claiming to be hot for Jeff - STEP BACK!

He's MINE! MINE! MINE! I am in NO WAY squeamish about blood so consider yourselves warned.

I used to date a guy that looked like Jeff only more handsome can you believe it? He had a monstrous dick too. Unfortunately he was killed. Took me years to get over it.

Whamo's picture

Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 1:56pm.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:33am.

Immodest Goddess -- I saw "Speed the Plow" with William Peterson and Gary Cole. I am so jellie -- Kevin Spacey? I know he's gay, but the things I'd do to that man! I love Kevin.

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Twatty, I know there's a rumor Spacey is gay, but I personally don't believe it.
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Soo...he visits boy's camps...lol!:P

Just goofing but I'm pretty sure in this case he gay.

Rascal I spent from 8 till I was 15 years old shipped off to the same summer camp for 5 weeks and I LOVED it! I think of those days as the best days of my childhood by far.

I can't hear a Paul McCartney & Wings tune without thinking of that camp.

little_rascal's picture

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:33am.

Immodest Goddess -- I saw "Speed the Plow" with William Peterson and Gary Cole. I am so jellie -- Kevin Spacey? I know he's gay, but the things I'd do to that man! I love Kevin.

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Twatty, I know there's a rumor Spacey is gay, but I personally don't believe it. And I met him several years ago in a boys' camp (Brant Lake camp) in Lake George area where my two sons were spending their summer. I was living in a cabin in the camp because my husband was a camp doctor and we spent 15 summers in that camp while our boys were growing up, we loved it so much. Spacey is a very close old friend of the camp owner and he came for a visit, he came into the clubhouse, got on the stage in front of all the campers and personnel and talked about his life and work and answered everybody's questions, he was simple, humble and very nice. It was impossible not to like him.

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
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Submitted by MeowMeow on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 12:12pm.

Mmmmmmmmm. Goldblum. I've found him insanely attractive since I was, like, 15. I had a running sex fantasy about that dude for years.
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Bitch, we gon fite!!!
(Pops off Lee press ons, takes Claires earrangs out n flips offn mah kicks)

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I don't understand alts and I am NOT interesting enough to have one. Damn.

i_heart_jack's picture

Happy Birthday Brundlefly!

M.E.'s picture

Though I don't find Jeff to be particularly attractive, I'd hit it until it was raw. There is something about him, personality? IDK but yes, yes. I. Would.

MeowMeow's picture

Mmmmmmmmm. Goldblum. I've found him insanely attractive since I was, like, 15. I had a running sex fantasy about that dude for years.

WTFOMGLOL's picture

JG was soooo hawt in The Fly remake. I don't know what it was, but he was smokin'.

Other than that, never found him attractive in anything else.

Twat Muffin's picture

HB to Catherine Deneuve, one of the most beautiful women ever. One of my favorite movies ever is "The Hunger."

Immodest Goddess -- I saw "Speed the Plow" with William Peterson and Gary Cole. I am so jellie -- Kevin Spacey? I know he's gay, but the things I'd do to that man! I love Kevin.

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Orangina's picture

Jeff Goldblum = The Fly, Independence Day, Jurassic Park. Thats seriously all I remember him from. If I went for Halloween as a fly with hyperthyroid eyes, you'd know I was going as Jeff Goldblum.

HB Shaggy, there's a white guy that did a really good Shaggy impersonation (skip to the 19 second mark):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq7e_PywTJA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

dbella's picture

Goldblum is like Samson, he's only hot when he has long hair. without it, his powers are gone.

Really great body but he looks creepy.

little_rascal's picture

HB to fabulous Catherine Deneuve! I watched "Belle de Jour" yesterday again, she's just too beautiful for words.
HB to Jeff Goldblum!

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

Never found Goldblum attractive.

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SoulTaker's picture

I'll admit to crushing on Jeff G since the 80s, but ever since some poster here on the D said he cruises a Whole Foods in L.A. pathetically trying to pick up random chicks, he's gotten a bit 'ick' around the edges for me.

Oh well, he's still hot! (and I'm jellis of lucky random chicks that stop in to Whole Foods on the right day!)

Also HB to Doc Brown/Rev. Jim!! xoxo

Deb's picture

Happy birthday Bob Odinkirk, Jeff Goldblum, Deepak Chopra, and Catherine Deneuve.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Nanners's picture

HB, to handsome creepster Jeff G.

Also to goddess Catherine Deneuve and Sir Derek (Claudius) Jacobi.

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soulks's picture

G'Mornin DListers! HB to Annette still DeeDee to me, the best Mouseketeer and hotJeffG. :>

HB to all born on 10.22!

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mike's picture

I thought that was Jimmy Kimmel when I first saw the pic. < shudder >

suckandfuck's picture

ok how big the dick do?

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elegantlady's picture

Wowzer...good morning Sir BDay Slut Jeff G! I've had a girl-boner for him since age 13!!! That pic makes me feel like it's MY BDay. Ooh wee!!!

Why Saffron so special to get 2 BDay mentions in 2 days?
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Ophelias evil twin's picture

I just saw Jeff yesterday in a Jennifer Anuston flick "the Switch". What a total waste of his time and talent.

I watched a documentary on Mouseketeer Annette last week. OMG soooooo sad.

On a happier note: HB Reverend Jim.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvn-tBeLpCk

Whamo's picture

Jeff Goldblum...Always got the gheey vibe from Jeff.

Brian Boitano...what will Brian Boitano do?

Bill Condon...ya, thanks for Twilight ya dickhead

Deepak Chopra....I find some very charlatan with a dude that tells you how to enlighten yourself, humility etc yet fly around first class, stays at all the nicest hotels, travels the world. I don't know, I personally wouldn't pay a cent to listen to him. JMO anyway.

Catherine Deneuve...I watched Polanski's Repulsion the other day and one of you Dlisters told me it was Catherine I was drooling over. Man was she a gorgeous woman!!

Christopher Lloyd...He's either Taxi's Jim Ignatowski to me or Doc Brown from back to the future. His Ignatowski character was classic though!

Happy Bday Sluts

Thamar's picture

Happy Birthday Jane Eyre.
Make up with your sister already!

TexnDoc's picture

HB to Chanel No 5's Catherine Deneuve. Cath, don't turn on your TV these days.

Immodest Goddess's picture

Happy Hour, tell me more. Feed the illness!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

As usual, the only slutz worth mentioning are the ones sliding into decrepitude:

Deepak Chopra (66)
Catherine Deneuve (69)
Annette Funicello (70)
Tony Roberts (73)
Derek Jacobi (74)
Christopher Lloyd (74)
Joan Fontaine (96)

Joan refuses to die before Olivia, Olivia refuses to die first. They will still be hanging on when Dame Miley Cyrus wins her 90th Oscar.

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Immodest Goddess's picture

YAAAAAAAS!!!!!

My longstanding crush. The things I would do to this man until my uterus fell out. Oh GOD! He's definitely bringing the wrong kind of fever in that pic but I don't care. I saw him and Kevin Spacey in Speed-the-Plow years ago.

OH
MY
GOD

What a man what a man what a man.

Meet Jeff Goldblum. Very nice guy.