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October 21, 2012 / Posted by:

The grave stone labia carving from Serbia!

Right before Milan Marinkovic’s wife of a million years closed her eyelids and went off to heaven, she told him that her dying wish is for him to carve an exact replica of her poon flower into her headstone. Some women when they pass away want their husbands to let his peen frolic on fields of cooch, but not Milan’s wife. She doesn’t want him even thinking of another ho’s snatch, so she ordered him to hire a sculptor to carve an exact replica of her vagine into her headstone using pictures she took. Milan told the Austrian Times (via Arbroath) this:

“The problem wasn’t finding the money but finding an artist who would do it. Most of them said it was blasphemy. Now it’s finished I love it and it’s a really good likeness. And this way, a part of her will always be with me.”

A really good likeness? DAMN. What kind of stoned pussy game did Milan’s wife have? You need to go see a gynecologist that specializes in gargoyle twat when your labia looks exactly like one carved into a piece of stone! I need to stop, because this is kind of sweet. Think of all the mourners who will feel warmth in their hearts when they walk by Milan in the cemetery and watch him rub his peen against a carving of his wife’s pussy on her headstone. That’s love, Serbian love.

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