JessTin TimberBiel's Wedding Cost $6.5 Million
The extremely reliable (read: not at all reliable) CelebrityNetWorth.com says that Justin Timberlake is worth $70 million and Jessica Biel is worth $18 million, so if the extremely reliable Radar (read: not really reliable) is telling the truth, then they spent around 7% of their combined net worth on a week-long wedding party that lasted half as long as their marriage is going to last. Shitting on money is fun!
A source tells Radar that Jessica and Justin's wedding might be one of the most expensive celebrity weddings of all time. They beat Tommy Girl and Katie Holmes' $3.5 million wedding and Kim Kardashian's $6 million wedding to that brain dead cave bear who wowed humanity by learning how to dribble a ball. Jessica and Justin spent the $6.5 million on a private jet, a fireworks show, a week of activities, dick in a boxes for everyone and they rented out the entire Borgo Egnazia resort in Italy.
Personally, I think the only things you need to make a wedding special are a kiddie pool full of beer, any kind of cake, a mix-tape full of Kool and the Gang songs and a drunk auntie who will face plant when the bride throws her bouquet of grocery store flowers. Nobody needs a $6.5 million wedding. But you know, Jessica Biel clung to Justin so hard that she practically sewed her mouth lips to his ass lips, so she worked hard for that wedding. Congratulations to you, Jessica!
Here's one of Justin and Jessica's guests smiling for the paps as she left that fancy resort in Italy today. Brit Brit, pull your dress down, you dirty bitch! As tempting as your Pillsbury dough ass cakes are, Justin is a married bitch now. It ain't going to happen.
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justin now that you married, you better not fuck on other girls, cuz she-hulk i mean jessica biel, will break yo dick in half.Rolls Royce Wedding Car
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Right up against the glass. Who has to clean that skid mark off the bus window? Better yet, the seat...since she's got a hooker skirt on with no panties. A woman with an ass like that should NOT be wearing that skirt.
Meh. These two don't inspire me at all. Timberlake is all about the money. The guy has never done anything passionate in his life. Must suck to know that after decades of dating women that would get him in the spotlight, he finally settled on the sensible choice that would make him appealing to investors. And Biel...I don't get her at all. I liked her in the magician, but after seeing a couple of her movies it's apparent she can't act. I saw The Tall Man last night and she was trying to do that "pretty girl looks ugly" substitute for acting to give her character some depth.
How in heaven's name did Biel get to be worth $18million? A few movies and 7th Heaven pays so well?!? I call BS on this #. I agree that this wedding was an investment for them. They invited all their industry cronies and probably were able to write off a lot of it as a business expense.
I remember a middle eastern Prince, a few years ago, got married quietly to his noble-familied wife and they gave all the money they would have spent on days of lavish parties to feed the hungry. I have to say that was a pretty cool way to celebrate being rich and marrying the love of your life. $6.5 on a wedding? Not so much.
Look at the face of the bus driver. You know he bragged to his fellow drivers that he "tapped" some ass this weekend!!
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Great. Now some poor, innocent person has to clean dirty whore ass and vaj prints off of that window. Ain't nobody got time for that!
Submitted by crazyassmom on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 1:27am
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Haha! At first I wondered if you were talking about Bertha's big ass or the exorbitant amt of $$$ spent on the wedding. Finally finished reading it and figured it out! XD
'Course, that ass looks as if it could feed quite a few as well! {o:
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LOL, unfortunately I'm not that clever, but yes, I agree that ass looks like it could feed at the very least half of Ethiopia ;P
i just want to say it is crazy for me,and my mom will kill me in that condition.
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Holy shit, that woman has the worst case of donkey butt I've ever seen!
Submitted by CashewTime on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 12:47am.
Submitted by FreakGeek on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 11:55pm
Lol, no one has said congratulations thus far. I don't usually snark that much, but these two set off my dum dum radar big time, blech.
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hahha poor biel and timberdouche, no 1 wants to congratulate them.
MK, just when I think I've had it with you, you say things like, "that brain dead cave bear who wowed humanity by learning how to dribble a ball".
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Britney is worth maybe 200 million. On her next wedding the catering will be done by Daddy Spears and a giant BBQ pit. Britney will spend at the most 5 grand on ribs, Mac and cheese and all the fixins. Brit wins this one.
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Haha! At first I wondered if you were talking about Bertha's big ass or the exorbitant amt of $$$ spent on the wedding. Finally finished reading it and figured it out! XD
'Course, that ass looks as if it could feed quite a few as well! {o:
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Submitted by FreakGeek on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 11:55pm
Lol, no one has said congratulations thus far. I don't usually snark that much, but these two set off my dum dum radar big time, blech.
She-Hulk gets madd... rrroooaarrrrr
I really despise these two as a couple. JB has the personality of a wet bag, and I guess JT has just given up on life. He's been on SNL a couple times in the past few years, but hasn't done anything else that I know of.
Do you know how many people that can feed in the world that are starving?!? What fucktards!! I can't stand either one of these self centered assholes....blahhhhhhhhhhhh
Submitted by bonniebluetongue on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 7:25pm.
$6,500,000 for a wedding and nothing to show for that except a memory and a photo album.
Maybe that money should have been invested as neither one of them look to have a long and profitable career ahead of them.
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I conquer. I think Vadge and Tommy C had to work so hard to pay for their weddings too. Vadge's wedding in Scotland was massively expensive. Ditto for Tom's.
$6,500,000 for a wedding and nothing to show for that except a memory and a photo album.
Maybe that money should have been invested as neither one of them look to have a long and profitable career ahead of them.
This nobody broad sure chose a dumbass way to be remembered. Ick. Nast.
That's way too much money based on their income. Dumbasses.
Didimao, The New Improved and anyone who did it simply, your ceremonies sound more romantic and memorable than this 6.5 Million extravaganza. How funny is that? lol
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Speaking of weddings...sort of...people are not getting married in large numbers any more. Single people outnumber married people now. I think that's why weddings are getting so over the top. It's like the industry needs more people. When I planned weddings back in the early 90s, it was truly depressing! Not joyous at all! That's when I decided it would be a two person deal for me.
Happy pre divorce ceremony, losers! Can't stand those waity katie type girls and the dbags who won't dump them because they think they're too classy to pay a ho to do whatever the desperate gf is doing.
Justin Timberlake,is he still trying to be black?
Does it look like I've given up the meth?
Tevness.
His wedding got almost as many hits as Chevy Chase and much less than a former reality tv famewhore. That says a lot about what a boring couple they are.
Submitted by The New Improve... on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 7:08am.
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OMG, I love you! Well, if you were a man, not married and lived in California, I might love you :-) Low-maintenance is always the way to go. Wasting thousands (or millions!) on a wedding will always be one of the dumbest things people do and you did it the very cool way.
Raul bets that hillbilly dumper is pre-moistened!
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I haven't been married yet, but I think I will do a classy dinner at a great restaurant for close family and friends, to celebrate our love, weddings are so 1999...
Don't start none and they'll be none.
Submitted by Girl about town on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 10:39am.
Boring as hell bitch and a cheating prick, I wish them the best :)
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Justin is a cheater? Whuuuuut? When did he cheat and on whom?
Boring as hell bitch and a cheating prick, I wish them the best :)
Don't start none and they'll be none.
Didn't there used to be a "Putting the Assy in Classy" tag? If not, there should be.
I am still desperately holding on to the hope that Britney and Justin will find each other again.
Notwithstanding the millions Timberfag pays Jess based on the beard contract - in that context it makes perfect sense he invests millions on letting the world know he married a woman.
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All this wedding drama is incomprehensible to me.
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Would I ever be pissed if one of my guests pulled her pants down! Bad omen.
Their outdoor pre-wedding party looked cheezy as hell. The food choices were good-simple, rustic and local, but the modern white outdoor furniture looked completely out of place, IMO.
Never mind that class act, why is Obama posing as a bus driver?
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hello, there's a kid right 6 feet away - nice role modelling there.
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justin now that you married, you better not fuck on other girls, cuz she-hulk i mean jessica biel, will break yo dick in half.
I hope that the poor bastard that had to clean that bus window got a cut of that $7million
She has the legs of a bodybuilder.
Submitted by lislop on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 11:39pm.
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 10:17pm.
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I am kind of in awe about women like this, having this kind of cynicism and sophistication at such a young age. I would never be able to pull something like this off. To be so phony and yet go through with the whole big marriage and family and children thing and him cheating the whole time. I can't figure out how they stay so calm and cool looking. Especially Jessica, she looks like she spends a lot of time on her appearance and always looks great, yet he is rumored to cheat constantly. I don't get it. Is is just for show (why pay so much money and time) is she like his mom figure? Hmmm...
For some reason, these two rub me the wrong way...
Guiness record for largest pancake ass. Blech. This bitch had to be three sheets to the wind to do that.
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Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 9:28pm.
Let's face it that kind of money is just chump change...whatever that means...to them.
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No, it's not "chump change" to them at all. If it were,, celebrities would not sell their pictures to People, etc. They also expect a return on their investment in the form of publicity.
What's with the fireworks show at weddings? How boring and predictable is that. Just like the couple, I guess.
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 10:17pm.
Yawn. Jessica reminds me so much of Jennifer Garner. So willing to trail after a douchebag while overlooking every cheating scandal with a big ol' shit eating grin.
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It's no wonder they are such good friends - they have the same relationship philosophy.
They both pretend to want privacy, yet they have the paps on speed dial.