Snookitina was on Chelsea Lately (via UsWeekly) last night, which is sort of surprising since Chelsea has spit lukewarm hate at her before, but then again Chelsea hates on everything that isn’t a delicious bottle of vodka or Jennifer Aniston’s vagine. But Xtina said she only agreed to go on Chelsea Lately if Chelsea went pant-less, because Chelsea always makes fun of her for being allergic to pants. So there’s Chelsea sitting pant-less in a chair and Xtina just had to double the UGH by telling everyone she always lets her down low parts flap in the wind.
“I don’t like to wear underwear. I like to be as free as possible at all times. It’s just who I am. It’s empowering. It’s pussy power!”
It’s “empowering” for Xtina, but weird for the people who now know that whenever they stand around her they’re going to breath in the moist air her coochie breathes out. Who needs a humidifier when you’ve got Xtina’s misty poon?
I totally understand why Xtina doesn’t even bother with chonies. Drunktina is always boozed up and when you’re boozed up, panties just get in the way when you need to squat a piss out behind a dumpster in the Carl’s Jr. parking lot you made your piece drive into because your drunk bladder can’t wait until you get home. Besides, Xtina has so much pussy power down there that her labia rips off all panties. Bitch has got the Hulk of twats.
With all that being said, I CAN’T with Xtina for quoting the legendary Alexyss K. Tylor without giving credit.