FYI: Xtina Isn't Wearing Panties Here
Snookitina was on Chelsea Lately (via UsWeekly) last night, which is sort of surprising since Chelsea has spit lukewarm hate at her before, but then again Chelsea hates on everything that isn't a delicious bottle of vodka or Jennifer Aniston's vagine. But Xtina said she only agreed to go on Chelsea Lately if Chelsea went pant-less, because Chelsea always makes fun of her for being allergic to pants. So there's Chelsea sitting pant-less in a chair and Xtina just had to double the UGH by telling everyone she always lets her down low parts flap in the wind.
"I don't like to wear underwear. I like to be as free as possible at all times. It's just who I am. It's empowering. It's pussy power!"
It's "empowering" for Xtina, but weird for the people who now know that whenever they stand around her they're going to breath in the moist air her coochie breathes out. Who needs a humidifier when you've got Xtina's misty poon?
I totally understand why Xtina doesn't even bother with chonies. Drunktina is always boozed up and when you're boozed up, panties just get in the way when you need to squat a piss out behind a dumpster in the Carl's Jr. parking lot you made your piece drive into because your drunk bladder can't wait until you get home. Besides, Xtina has so much pussy power down there that her labia rips off all panties. Bitch has got the Hulk of twats.
With all that being said, I CAN'T with Xtina for quoting the legendary Alexyss K. Tylor without giving credit.
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OMG! What's happened with her body???
Think how much she sweats and chafes between those flabby thighs.
I bet her leggings smell like tilapia when she takes them off. How do u not wear underwear on a regular basis, gross.
Submitted by FreakGeek on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 2:15pm.
In thumb 5, she looks like Sally Struthers.
Hahahaha, I actually logged in to say, "Woah, Sally Struthers looks HOT here",
Submitted by Scott in NYC on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 11:27pm.
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ITA, she'd benefit from a good stylist and makeup artist. She's embracing the bootay, now she needs to dress it right... Don't want to hear about her misty coochie though. lol ;p
Vagina Power! ha ha ha ha who's that woman, she needs a network show, more than Chelsea does!
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Underwear or not, her stylist needs electro-shock therapy. Christina could be so gorgeous if she had a massive makeover. Her curves are sexy and she has a fantastic shape, but...pleeeeze with the bad extensions, out-of-date hair & makeup and loud outfits. She needs a stellar stylist like Robert Verdi to swish in for the rescue.
Submitted by RichBitch on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 8:49pm.
EYES OF TAMMY FAYE!
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Submitted by Mani6 on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 9:54pm.
with BOOGERS! Check out that middle pic! What happened to this girl?
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She's so smashed she looks like she's had a stroke in that middle pic. Half her face is lower than the other.
Submitted by RichBitch on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 8:49pm.
EYES OF TAMMY FAYE!
with BOOGERS! Check out that middle pic! What happened to this girl?
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Is it me or is she starting to resemble the "Foxes" era Cherie Currie?
She is morphing into a Jessica Simpson 2.0 at a rapid pace. Take that shit down a few, bitch.
When did George Costanza's mother go blonde?
This "dress" looks like a fingerless glove from Claire's. WTF is she doing to herself and the hair, god it's horrid. I love her music and she is pretty but girlfriend has got to stop hoarding Sephora products.
Wow, what a great audience.
EYES OF TAMMY FAYE!
She thinks extra make-up will distract from the extra fat but it isn't working. Two wrongs make one big wrong.
Submitted by Po on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 6:56pm.
Xtina has now officially entered the Fat Elvis stage in her career.
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Not nice. Christina is only 32. Elvis didn't get heavy till he was 40.
tmi fatina ...snookitina, or whatever, she has become incredibly unsexy being curvy is great, being a sausage in a too tight dress is nastay!!
Submitted by Uptown James on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 7:53pm.
I dont really get that tho---- doesn't she have days where her turds dont break off cleanly? Then she gets shit stains on that purple dress? Uggghhhh.....
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I think Terrence Howard just had a nervous breakdown reading your comment LOL!
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I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
If she wants to own her size that's cool. But don't go out looking like the child of The Grimace and Mimi from ''Drew Carey''
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I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
Submitted by Po on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 6:56pm.
Xtina has now officially entered the Fat Elvis stage in her career.
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Lol! Good one!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I dont really get that tho---- doesn't she have days where her turds dont break off cleanly? Then she gets shit stains on that purple dress? Uggghhhh.....
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"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."
Xtina has now officially entered the Fat Elvis stage in her career.
Musty Poon more like.
fat
Naatt-Gee-Oh recently ran a show connecting Xtina as the carrier of a new, rare, dangerous disease now called Xtiniousous. It is fast acting. Private parts may fall off within 72 hours of contact. Symptoms include feeling pvvsy whipped and limp Dick. Meeck Cannonball bravely offered to be a spokesperson for the disease. Friends are concerned that he is MIA.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 4:30pm
That was TMI, but I have the same problem lol. I go commando in the wintertime sometimes, but summer is a nono!
On the subject of undies, I don't know about you ladies, but I cannot stand anything but pure cotton lining for panties. The last decade taught me that my private parts disagree with synthetic shit.
Yeah right, that sounds really empowering, Xtina...
And I guess those nasty ass clingy polyester 'clothes' that make a mockery of fashion really lets your vag breathe in a healthy amount of oxygen.
Misty Poon would be a better drag name than porn name.
What story? I seriously have no idea what jack is talking about.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
TMI!!!!
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It's already tax time again!? Guess I gotta get my trusted tax adviser, Stephen King, on the phone STAT.
Submitted by mefunigirl on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 3:25pm.
liar liar spanx on fire.
not one bit of her her bits are breathing in that spanx she's wearing.
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LOL! I was thinking that too. She can't wear underwear with all her spanx, there isn't room for one more layer of anything!
I only go commando in yoga pants or knit shorts. Regular pants have the crotch seam that rubs me the wrong way. Nothing sucks more than swollen vajayjay lips.
Never in a skirt or a dress. The crotch sweating drives me crazy, I always think people around can smell me. Not that my pussy stinks, I just feel self-conscious about the possibility of that being true.
LOLing at "misty poon" (sounds like a porn name) and PILOTIN'THA PUSSAY!!
Team chonies. I collect underwear, I love's em. I have waaaaay too many, but hey, I always have a clean pair. I dunno about the rest of y'all, but I'm naturally pretty, um...juicy. Commando isn't an option for me! (sorry if that was TMI)
TEAM COMMANDO! I haven't worn pants in years, and only wear undies once a month, at most.
"This world is a whore."
Submitted by FabulousDivaBuns on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 3:58pm
I dont even like Britney, but both of these bitches have made impact in pop culture wether you like it or not. So get off your high horse
Submitted by FabulousDivaBuns on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 3:58pm.
Submitted by D-vine Lister on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 1:34pm.
Submitted by purin on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 12:15pm.
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 12:10pm.
I think Xtina and Britney are icons, they're the only famous survivors of the late 90's/early 2000's who are still famous. Not on their prime, but still relevant.
* That's because you've never seen a real icon. They are not survivors they are investments. They are not so talented including Xtina. She sings the same boorish crap over and over because that's all she can pull off. If Xtina was so talented people would like her. Clearly not many people do. She has sold an embarrassing amount of records with all that publicity. Her new album will be flopping shortly. She's got no taste. Britney is a non MF factor always has been. America is just full of tasteless people who don't have any talent to be able to recognize it. This is why America is a big fat joke everywhere because people say ridiculous things like Britney Spears is an ICON. SMH
-I agree...and Christina looks so gross here. Yeah she's chunky now, but she would look so much better if she dressed properly and changed her stupid clown makeup to natural..and that hair. She's too old to look like this.
Submitted by D-vine Lister on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 1:34pm.
Submitted by purin on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 12:15pm.
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 12:10pm.
I think Xtina and Britney are icons, they're the only famous survivors of the late 90's/early 2000's who are still famous. Not on their prime, but still relevant.
* That's because you've never seen a real icon. They are not survivors they are investments. They are not so talented including Xtina. She sings the same boorish crap over and over because that's all she can pull off. If Xtina was so talented people would like her. Clearly not many people do. She has sold an embarrassing amount of records with all that publicity. Her new album will be flopping shortly. She's got no taste. Britney is a non MF factor always has been. America is just full of tasteless people who don't have any talent to be able to recognize it. This is why America is a big fat joke everywhere because people say ridiculous things like Britney Spears is an ICON. SMH
mefunigirl -- that crap about feeling less womanly is complete & utter bullshit. In fact, it's done wonders for the old sex life knowing that I don't have to worry at all about getting pregnant anymore, & the bf feels the same, too. And I still get that damn PMS, too, so I still feel like I'm really having a period anyway.
JTROS -- and I thought my biscuit was sensitive -- wow!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Well that whole panty free attitude sure back fired at Etta James funeral.
PSL, hi! Lol I wear those everyday too...glad I'm not the only one:)
I just can't stand this tramp. I know she can hit notes but her over-soulin' just kills it for me, have not enjoyed one song from her. As for her draws, it's not like a fresh spring breeze is blowing through her labia so I don't see the point. It does make it easier for her to get infections due to sitting on vagina un-friendly fabrics all day, not to mention easier access for various bacteria. Contain your fucking beef curtains, ho.
TwatMuffin, I use those Carefree scented panty liners every day! I love them.
And I wear boy shorts. I hate thongs. wore them in my 20's....but I find them so uncomfortable now.
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Then we’ll grow up take our clothes off
And you’ll remind me that I wanted you to kiss me
When we find some time alone
And then we can do anything we want
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 2:37pm.
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TMI, I know...but can't do the scented ones. I have sensitive lady bits. I went to the doc thinking I was having a lady issue & she said -- no, you're just allergic to the scented liners. She also told me not to use the dryweave kind if I'm sensitive because it'll act like fiberglass & cut me up down there. YIKES!
liar liar spanx on fire.
not one bit of her her bits are breathing in that spanx she's wearing.
twatty, for similar reasons I too had that done, but mine stopped!
I remember when I was younger so many older women saying they felt less "woman" when they stopped, but for me, it was the best thing ever!
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Drawers: I wears 'em! Monday thru Friday I wear grannies. Can't have VPL at work and thongs make me feel like my ass is hanging out even though it's covered with clothes.
I can't believe that's her in the picture of the close- up of her face. But it is. Wow.
That Burlesque movie was such flaming pile of glittering shit.
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That's a very expensive chardonnay you're not drinking...
I would be so fucking sad if I looked like linda hogan
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Team Comfy panties. Alway have.
Thongs--you ladies and gentlemen who think they are sexy--talk to your gyn about that. Think of that thong up your butt when you walk/sit down/move going back and forth. You are getting poopie stuff on your vagina. It might look sexy but if your getting infections "down there"
switch to real panties. PSA:)
She looks three times her age.
She's a damn liar, she's got 40 yards of Spanx up in that bitch.
Submitted by D-vine Lister on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 1:34pm.
Submitted by purin on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 12:15pm.
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 12:10pm.
I think Xtina and Britney are icons, they're the only famous survivors of the late 90's/early 2000's who are still famous. Not on their prime, but still relevant.
To a lesser extent Justin Timberlake, but he is a douche and will never win an Oscar
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I disagree, xtina can sing her ass off but her choice of music is atrocious .. britney WAS a good entertainer back in the day, never could SING.. Def not icons in my book..Ive never liked either one honestly. Justin was super gay n I didnt fuck with him in bsb days but he is FAR more talented than both those tricks combined. He needs to just join the cast of snl already cause hes HILAROUS on there! Especially when he does the Beegees skit with Jimmy Fallon.. comedy gold right there!!
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I don't think either are icons either. And I really like Xtina. There don't really seem to be any icons anymore though. Just IMHO.
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