The Best Part Of Waking Up Is Tom Hanks Dropping An F-Bomb In Your Cup

October 19, 2012 / Posted by:

On Good Morning America today, Tom Hanks gave modern civilization an apology gift for his involvement in the creation of Chet Haze (which still sounds like a semi-comatose condition you get from your over shitting yourself) by waking everybody up with the glorious fuck word. Elizabeth Vargas asked Tom Hanks to talk like one of the characters he plays in Cloud Atlas and out came the fucking word that makes the world go fucking ’round. Elizabeth grabbed her mouth, Tom Hanks covered up his f-bomb launching hole and the innocent 5-year-olds who were watching Good Morning America at 8am laughed out the words, “Oh Forrest Gump, you stupidfuckingpieceofshitcuntbitchwhoreslutdumbass,” right before they went on Facebook to cyber bully a classmate from pre-school.

Even though with that stache Tom Hanks looks like an actor from Colonial Williamsburg who gets drunk and flashes unsuspecting women in the park, he’s still a national treasure and he proved it again today by screwing everybody in the ears with the fuck word.

via Videogum

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