Friday, October 19th 2012

The Best Part Of Waking Up Is Tom Hanks Dropping An F-Bomb In Your Cup

On Good Morning America today, Tom Hanks gave modern civilization an apology gift for his involvement in the creation of Chet Haze (which still sounds like a semi-comatose condition you get from your over shitting yourself) by waking everybody up with the glorious fuck word. Elizabeth Vargas asked Tom Hanks to talk like one of the characters he plays in Cloud Atlas and out came the fucking word that makes the world go fucking 'round. Elizabeth grabbed her mouth, Tom Hanks covered up his f-bomb launching hole and the innocent 5-year-olds who were watching Good Morning America at 8am laughed out the words, "Oh Forrest Gump, you stupidfuckingpieceofshitcuntbitchwhoreslutdumbass," right before they went on Facebook to cyber bully a classmate from pre-school.

Even though with that stache Tom Hanks looks like an actor from Colonial Williamsburg who gets drunk and flashes unsuspecting women in the park, he's still a national treasure and he proved it again today by screwing everybody in the ears with the fuck word.

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Castaway is on right now and man is this a stupid movie. When TH talks to and befriends the ball, i just lost it laughing. So funny and not the way it was intended. Just dumb and dumber.

He's a lovely person, but a merely competent actor. Sarah Smile

Bam Bam - What's interesting about your Streep/Hepburn comparison is that Hepburn was not at all impressed with Streep. When asked what she thought of Meryl, Katherine said she could see the wheels turning in Streep's head. I guess she meant Streep had to think about acting rather than just do it. Being aware of self while playing a role does not a great actress make, I guess. I know what she means, though, because I see it with Dakota Fanning and I noticed it with Natalie Portman in V. Personally, however, I think Streep is fantastic and that Hepburn not only played the same character over and over no matter the role, she played HERSELF in every movie.

Salty Dog - All the cuss words you could ever want to hear are available on cable. If the word "fuck" was allowed to be said on GMA with the morning coffee then just see how far their ratings drop. I'm not really for government censorship myself but as long as the FCC has very specific rules governing THEM and THEIR application of the regulations then I don't really see anything wrong with shielding a family watching the Superbowl from a couple of famewhores. (The thing about that particular Superbowl halftime was that there was much more offensive shit going on than just a "wardrobe malfunction", including the lyrics to that ridiculous song JT was "singing" at the time.) If they go after HBO then complain all you want.

Oh, and btw, Our Dear Leader tried to get a bill passed that would give him the power to flip an off switch to the internet in case of "emergency". Every Republican in the House voted against it. So what do you think Dear Leader did? Why, he did what he's already done a dozen times already with other shit that would never pass Constitutional muster and invoked Executive Privilege. Now stubby little Jan, our Homeland Security Chief, has the power to decide when to make the internet go black. Can you think of any reason whatsoever that would be beneficial to our country's security for this law to be proposed in the first place let alone for those who thought it up to bypass our elected Congress? There is a man in jail right now for exercising his right to free speech with a You Tube video because the narcissistic children running this country got an American Ambassador killed. Do you think maybe the internet will go black the next time Obama's incompetence is in danger of being outed right when he's too busy flying off to Vegas fundraisers to have to deal with the shit?

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Doing a search on here with the name Angela and it seems like there have been accusations made to a lot of people here many of which are now daily bloggers. That is like "all people are guilty until proven innocent.".

That goes against everything that we stand for. Your are innocent until proven guilty.

Miss Jane

Who the Hell is this Angela?

I am not Angela.

If there is a way that you can think of to prove that i am not i will be glad to help.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 12:54am.

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Ha ha MJT, I misread what you wrote and I read, "I am a Libertine". :D

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 3:04pm.

Oh love, every screen name you mentioned is a TROLL...stop getting offended that you think it is politically affiliated. As a Texan I know some amazing Republicans...I am a Libertarian...so I am fighting an even stronger battle. At the end of the day you don't want to hitch your saddle to Angela...she is crazy (and if you aren't sure all those screen names is Angela..they are).

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Different friends have met him on separate occasions ,one back in the Forrest Gump days and the other more recently. Both have said that he is super sweet and fun. Mr Harper2 recently met the older son , who was hanging out with some of his coworkers. Mr harper2 had the same nice things to say about him

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seriously, it is so fuck-ohmigoshi'msorryitwasaslipofthetongue-ing annoying that we can't say a swear word on TV. It's always the conservatives who complain liberals are trying to take away our freedom who advocate for stupid shit like censoring all broadcast TV.

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I love him! He's my favorite actor...but why didn't they just bleep it? Isn't there a 10 second delay or something?

Submitted by bambam on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 3:37pm.
Submitted by Jaxon on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 3:27pm.

He is the perfect Everyman and is as good a person on the inside as he is on the outside.
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Tom Hanks is Jimmy Stewart?

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OK, now I am really pissed. Leaving this thread. How you can possibly compare Jimmy to Tom is beyond the pale.

You need to go watch some Jimmy Stewart movies (at least 40 of them) and then come back and defend this ridiculous assertion.

Bambam:

I would liken Meryl Streep more to Bette Davis (who is her idol) because the acting style is more similar than Hepburn who was pretty much the same character in every movie.

Davis and Streep will each use makeup, accents and different personalities for their roles making each role a unique character.

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@deb,

I'd agree with that.

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Submitted by Jaxon on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 3:27pm.

He is the perfect Everyman and is as good a person on the inside as he is on the outside.
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Tom Hanks is Jimmy Stewart?

Gotta step out for a bit. bbl

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Give your reasons please, as much as you can.

Meryl Streep is this generation's Katherine Hepburn.

Not much detail other than both stood head and shoulders above actors of their era. Agree/disagree?

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Submitted by bambam on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 3:29pm
I'm off for a bit but if you are still playing when I get back---I'll play!!!!!:)

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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 1:12pm
And Castaway, though very long, was a great movie, IMO.

He was robbed of an Oscar for that movie, IMO
He COMMANDED the screen for over 2 hours and barely spoke! I think Crowe won for Brillian Minds that year. Which would have been a good 2nd place.
My favorite Hanks movie probably is Phil. Story for drama. and of course You Got Mail:) for the chic flick:)

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Good one pushy. Let's do this, give our reasons or similarities between stars to validate our choices, that's where the arguments will come. No fisticuffs ladies, please.

TC = BR, both adored by women, both put forth macho image, both did their own stunts, both narcissistic, both give off a ghey vibe.

Does JA give off that vibe? DD certainly did IMO.

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Adorable. Love unscripted blooper raging mess-ups! He was so cute and adorable as he apologized to America. I loved the 7 second delay line. Quick thinking Tom.

And for all you criticizers: Tom is an excellent actor. Anyone who has such a long running career is going to have some bombs. Even his bombs have some charm--I loved Joe Vs The Volcano and I'm not ashamed to admit it. He and Meg Ryan are always great together.

Nobody can criticize his performance in The Green Mile. Try putting anyone else in Forrest Gump. Can't be done. He is the perfect Everyman and is as good a person on the inside as he is on the outside.

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Joaquin Phoenix is this generation's Marlon Brando.

Edited for reasons:
Both extremely talented and troubled.
Both gain fame and fortune for acting, but dislike Hollywood BS.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by bambam on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 3:25pm
Nice Try:(

Shit BamBam:

I love your idea but can't get past Tom Cruise and Burt Reynolds.

One of my childhood memories is seeing a poster of Burt Reynolds naked on a rug that was hanging in my Mom's bathroom. Drool worthy.........

Burt Reynolds was masculine; hairy and liked women, had sex with women, charming. He actually shot an arrow into and killed the hillbilly that was butt-fucking Ned Beatty in Deliverance.

Tom Cruise: none of the above. In fact, Burt Reynolds would have to shoot an arrow and kill Tom Cruise for butt fucking.

Try again please?

Here is mine: Anthony Hopkins is this generation's Lawrence Olivier.

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Well I guess I'll save the game for another day then.

It should be noted ole Tommy Hanks liked to take a toke or two which makes him okay in my book.

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Submitted by bambam on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 3:11pm
I'll play BamBam:)

Jennifer Anniston is yesterday's Doris Day.
well minus the singing. but defininately the girl next door.

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Tom Hanks also starred in "Philadelphia", "That Thing You Do", "Saving Private Ryan", "Sleepless in Seattle", "The Green Mile", "A League of Their Own", "Apollo 13", "Cast Away", "Catch Me if you Can", "The Terminal", "The DaVinci Code" and of course "Forrest Gump" - to name many, but not all of his excellent performances.
In a career as long and prolific and Hanks', there are bound to be some stinkers.
You don't have to be a fan, but stop acting like the man isn't a gifted actor

AGREED. He has had some misses of course, but man, some of those movies above, his performances were something else. I don't share most his politically views but up to this point he has not shoved them in my face, so I am still OK with seeing his movies.
Re: the Fuxk this am. He knew immediately it was not appropriate for the time of day. I would like to think it was not deliberate but if it was, well, the world isn't going to come to an end over it. Right????

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Why the fuck did this become political?

Just because you don't like Tom Hanks doesn't mean you have to personally attack others that do.

The Crystal Gayle hair is showing.

FTS.

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Let's play a game, okay?

Match the stars of today with stars from yesteryear, i.e. this guy/gal of today is the guy/gal of old. Y'all already arguing so might as well make it fun.

I'll start.

Tom Cruise is this generation's Burt Reynolds.

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Sorry Miss Jane you have just proven my point: which was how far the awards have fallen to be handed out hit and miss to recipients that don't have the chops to deserve them. Look at some of the idiots that have won these awards lately.

And what does having $350 mil prove? BFD! Lots of assholes and people of insignificance have much more than that; some are actually billionaires.

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 2:59pm.
Hi Miss Jane, if I am interpretting the word troll correctly, 68/este/gladys is not a troll.
She/He is a regular on our D-List family.
Now if Troll meant interjecting politics where not necessary or even appropriate, then you might be correct.

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Submitted by 68Special on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 2:44pm.

Yes, 2 oscars (5 nominations), 5 emmys, 3 SAG awards. Worth 350 million...he will so be a blip in acting history. *eyerolL*

You really need to step up your trolling game...you kinda suck at it.

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Now if you want to see something recent that was actually funny, you should watch the clip of Mitt Romney last night at the Al Smith Dinner in New York. That was awesome! I would then compare Obama's performance to something on par with Tom Hanks.

I like him. He's funny. He should do more comedic roles.

Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 2:34pm.
Submitted by 68Special on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 2:30pm.
Michelle Pfeiffer did a flick with Adrian Zmed, no donkeys, it was motorcycles.

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Oh yeah...Michelle Pfeiffer another giant amongst actors! I am laughing now.

Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 2:33pm.
Submitted by 68Special on Fri, 10/1
-The totality of his body of work shows that, statistically speaking, being in that many films, you're going to have a few flops. Hanks has many more hits than flops.

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Really? Show me the "flops" that comprise almost 50% of Meryl Streep's or Robert Deniro's or Al Pacino's or Anthony Hopkin's or Daniel Day Lewis' or (my favorite) Robert Duvall's filmography or others I am forgetting?

Tom Hanks is so over-rated that he will go down in history as a tiny blip on the radar screen of acting.

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Submitted by 68Special on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 2:30pm.
Michelle Pfeiffer did a flick with Adrian Zmed, no donkeys, it was motorcycles.

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Submitted by 68Special on Fri, 10/1
-The totality of his body of work shows that, statistically speaking, being in that many films, you're going to have a few flops. Hanks has many more hits than flops.

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I can never get past or forgive any actor that makes a movie with a donkey, Tawny Kitaen and Adrian Zmed.

It's kinda sad he had to apologise...

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Submitted by 68Special on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 2:12pm.

You are entitled to your opinion.

James Stewart and Carole Lombard are really not good comparisons. She died tragically young, so has less of a filmography.

However, both these great actors acted in less than Oscar-worthy films, especially early in their careers.

Let's just agree to disagree.

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Um... Tom Hanks is really funny to watch in The Burbs, Big, and The Money Pit.

Deb:

IMO, Hanks is anything but a gifted actor. I don't think he could act his way out of a paper bag.

Then again, I am a junkie for the movies before 1960 when actors and actresses could actually act.

Can you imagine an excellent actor like Jimmy Stewart or Carole Lombard (who could actually do zany comedy and serious) having the kind of shit on their resume that a hack like Hanks has?

Submitted by 68Special on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 12:56pm.
Not a fan of Tom Hanks at all.

An actor who has been given two Oscars that has these gems in his portfolio: Joe Versus the Volcano, Bachelor Party, Castaway, Volunteers, Larry Crowne, Big, Dragnet, Radio Flyer, Man with One Red Shoe, Turner & Hooch, the Money Pit, and Bosom Buddies.

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I think my list cancels your list: Splash, Big, Punchline, The 'Burbs, A League of Their Own, Sleepless in Seattle, Philadephia, Forrest Gump, Apollo 13, Toy Story, Saving Private Ryan, You've Got Mail, The Green Mile, Cast Away, Road to Perdition, Catch Me If You Can and Band of Brothers.

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Tom Hanks also starred in "Philadelphia", "That Thing You Do", "Saving Private Ryan", "Sleepless in Seattle", "The Green Mile", "A League of Their Own", "Apollo 13", "Cast Away", "Catch Me if you Can", "The Terminal", "The DaVinci Code" and of course "Forrest Gump" - to name many, but not all of his excellent performances.
In a career as long and prolific and Hanks', there are bound to be some stinkers.
You don't have to be a fan, but stop acting like the man isn't a gifted actor.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Omg I just fell back in love with Tom Hanks. I love you, Tom Hanks.

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 1:02pm.

Submitted by 68Special on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 12:56pm.
Not a fan of Tom Hanks at all.

An actor who has been given two Oscars that has these gems in his portfolio: Joe Versus the Volcano, Bachelor Party, Castaway, Volunteers, Larry Crowne, Big, Dragnet, Radio Flyer, Man with One Red Shoe, Turner & Hooch, the Money Pit, and Bosom Buddies.
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WHA WHA WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!!?

Bachelor Pary, Big, Dragnet, Turner and Hooch and Bosom Buddies are 80'S (and 90's)CLASSICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Castaway, though very long, was a great movie, IMO.
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LOL, ALL CLASSICS in my books too, a staple of my youth!

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Submitted by 68Special on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 12:56pm.
Not a fan of Tom Hanks at all.

An actor who has been given two Oscars that has these gems in his portfolio: Joe Versus the Volcano, Bachelor Party, Castaway, Volunteers, Larry Crowne, Big, Dragnet, Radio Flyer, Man with One Red Shoe, Turner & Hooch, the Money Pit, and Bosom Buddies.
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WHA WHA WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!!?

Bachelor Pary, Big, Dragnet, Turner and Hooch and Bosom Buddies are 80'S (and 90's)CLASSICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Castaway, though very long, was a great movie, IMO.

Not a fan of Tom Hanks at all.

An actor who has been given two Oscars that has these gems in his portfolio: Joe Versus the Volcano, Bachelor Party, Castaway, Volunteers, Larry Crowne, Big, Dragnet, Radio Flyer, Man with One Red Shoe, Turner & Hooch, the Money Pit, and Bosom Buddies.

Just another example of what a farce the Oscars have become and also the absolute crap the public accepts as entertainment.

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THANK YOU, Ophelia!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson