Inhale Hard Before You Read Uma Thurman's Daughter's Name
Uma Thurman and her piece Arpad Busson said "hi" to their daughter for the first time almost three months ago, but they're barely releasing her name and I'm guessing it's because they couldn't agree on a name. So instead of agreeing on a name, they just gave her ALL the names. Before you read this child's name, stretch your eyeballs, eat a Bear Naked bar for protein, tell your loved ones you love them in case you don't make it back, make the sign of the holy cross, write a will and then inhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale. This is what Uma and Arpad named their daughter:
Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson
Does Uma think she's Hispanic or some shit? Hispanics are known worldwide as being major name whores and now Uma is trying to beat them at their own game. That kid has the name of a Chekhov character or Russian royalty or a Brazilian footballer. THE HELL? When I read that name out loud, I feel like I'm cursing somebody or casting a spell. The thing is, Uma's rep tells People that they're just calling her Luna. They gave her all those damn names and they're just calling her by four letters. Poor Luna. Homegirl is going to have to ask for extra paper when she's filling out forms.
Luna should just fuck that name and go by Raaaft Bee.
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This pretty much sums up the CUNT status uma has around hollywood. That is all.
Middle names are pretty much irrelevant.
If anything; one may get asked for the initial of your 'first' middle name and that mostly happens in North America .
In Europe nobody cares (unless you have a really common as muck last name ;o)
I have three first names....and no one gives a damn...LOL
I realy like that name and Arusha is a city in Africa :-)
Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
Ting tang walla walla bing bang ooh eee Simba Rosalind Garter.
Submitted by REDMOND on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 2:21pm.
OT... Please explain to me what an eccentric like Uma is doing with this businessman dude? Her, Salma Hayek, Stephanie Seymour and the list goes on and on. They're these boho type women who all constantly date and marry these uptight normal guy businessman. Chelsea Handler is dating one too. And yes, I obviously know these men are insanely rich, but all of the above women are millionaires, so what gives???
Maybe they are nice, funny, smart, cultured, [insert other positive character traits]?
The men are also about as far away from their own life styles as you can get. Business men provide a certain stability, I suppose. Actors travel all the time, shooting films all over the world, so a quiet private life must seem like heaven.
Damn that was the name I was going to pick for my daughter... Oh wait, I'm gay. Nevermind.
Rosalind Florence, Nice.
Geez, why didn't she just name it "Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim Bus-Stop F'tang-F'tang Olé Biscuitbarrel?" Would have been prettier, actually.
Rosalind is a beautiful name and it's not like everyone uses their middle names anyways.
The Bride can do no wrong. I love Uma Thurman as much as tater tots!!!! She is an amazingly gorgeous Goddess!!!
I feel bad for this little girl when she has to start school and learn how to write her name, goodness.
Submitted by REDMOND on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 2:21pm.
IMO it's pretentiousness, they feel they have to hook up with these megamoguls to maintain a "standard" since they're actors, and ohsospecial.
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OT... Please explain to me what an eccentric like Uma is doing with this businessman dude? Her, Salma Hayek, Stephanie Seymour and the list goes on and on. They're these boho type women who all constantly date and marry these uptight normal guy businessman. Chelsea Handler is dating one too. And yes, I obviously know these men are insanely rich, but all of the above women are millionaires, so what gives???
Can that name even fit on a Birth Certificate?
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Submitted by sinjin on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:41pm.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart :
Rosalind makes me think of one of the old Ladies at my job. She calls everyone a fucking jackass , slaps people and is one of the most loved people I know.
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Ya know, Rosalind is one of those old lady names that *should* come back in style. i don't any. just that one blonde british actress. rosalind something or other.
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Luna? why don't they call her Raaaf-y?
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There is only one Luna, and she lived in the sky over Bear and the Big Blue House. RIP, Lynn Thigpen. :(
Also, Uma has officially lost her hot. She had this delicate, ethereal beauty about her back in the Dangerous Liaisons and Baron Munchausen days. Now, not so much. RIP, Uma's hotness. :(
Submitted by dementa on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 1:02pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 7:20am.
I don't get it. How is having 3 kids with 2 different men (one of whom was her HUSBAND) slutty?
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For once, I agree with you.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 7:20am.
I don't get it. How is having 3 kids with 2 different men (one of whom was her HUSBAND) slutty?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Weird name and I get winded just *thinking* about saying it out loud.
I love that her son with Ethan Hawke is named Levon though, a cool name and an Elton John song. And don't forget Elton is king, bitches.
I dont think she's slutty. But I have a feeling her nose is getting wider.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by FreakGeek on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:02pm.
WTF is up with all the Uma hate? She had 2 kids w/ Ethan Hawke, broke up w/ him because he cheated, and now has a daughter with her current husband. How is that slutty?
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Indeed, I'm confused as well. How does any of this make HER slutty???
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart :
Rosalind makes me think of one of the old Ladies at my job. She calls everyone a fucking jackass , slaps people and is one of the most loved people I know.
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For a second there I thought you worked for Vogue's Anna "Nuclear" Wintour, until you got to the "most loved" part.
Submitted by FrappenBloat on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:33pm.
Luna?! Clearly a Harry Potter fan!
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....or she knows the history of Hollywood spawn, and just wants to make the paperwork easier to add 'tic' to the end of that one.
ETA: I meet someone named 'Draco' and I'm punching them right in the mouth, and telling them to pass it on to their parents.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Luna?! Clearly a Harry Potter fan! I used to joke about calling my kid Luna after Luna Lovegood. But I was joking (kinda) Won't be long now before famous Hermione's, Draco's and Severus's start spilling out..
"Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson"
Raaaft for short. Or Rosa.
WORST YET: My 4 sisters(2 are twins) and I had names that rhymed, with my Mother's name Mary Lou. UGHHH
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Cheezus fuckin' jumped up Christ on a cracker. Where do these pretentious cocksmokers come up with these hellishly fucked up names? Since when was a "normal" name a bad thing? Do you think giving your child a fucked up name makes them extra special as opposed to a normal named child making them average? Fucked up all the way 'round.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
I guess she is following the lead of dog breeders...I remember this one Standard Poodle at that dog show in NYC - Whispering Wind on a Carousel- actually, that name is shorter than Uma's child's. Nevermind.
Start the mutation...
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
WTF is up with all the Uma hate? She had 2 kids w/ Ethan Hawke, broke up w/ him because he cheated, and now has a daughter with her current husband. How is that slutty?
Submitted by Brown-EyedGirl on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 11:24am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 7:57am.
Rosalind is a good solid name. Just guessing she named her after one of the great ladies of cinema Rosalind Russell. Loved her.
I have a special place in my heart for her as the head nun in that 60's girl school movie with Hayley
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The Trouble with Angels! LOL - loved that movie so much as a kid.....
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it's one of my faves. i'm gonna order it from amazon.. there was a sequel in '68 I think but it wasn't as good as the original.
I love the name Rosalind. The rest of it? Well, the kid will always have a different alias when checking into trashy motels.
I didn't even know Uma was pregnant. Good for her for keeping that shit under wraps.
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 7:57am.
Rosalind is a good solid name. Just guessing she named her after one of the great ladies of cinema Rosalind Russell. Loved her.
I have a special place in my heart for her as the head nun in that 60's girl school movie with Hayley
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The Trouble with Angels! LOL - loved that movie so much as a kid.....
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 7:20am.
Rosalind is a perfectly lovely name.
And Uma is another "stealth slut" in Hollywood. She has kids by how baby daddies? Just like Christie Brinkley. No one thinks *they're* trashy. But if a black woman did that...
She has kids with 2 different men, what is wrong with that (for any woman)? Marriage ended and she found a new partner. Big deal.
It's not like she had 5 kids with 8 different men.
Wow, did Uma ever hit the wall! Age is a helluva drug.
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Altalune?? Seriously? Your spawn is not the Dutchess of Alba bitch!
So continue shoving your middle names at me, no middle name having latina, I did have two last names like in all hispanic countries even though I'm american
Those names are HORRIbLE uma
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 7:20am.
Rosalind is a perfectly lovely name.
And Uma is another "stealth slut" in Hollywood. She has kids by how baby daddies? Just like Christie Brinkley. No one thinks *they're* trashy. But if a black woman did that...
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Excellent point!!On tops of top, women like her seem to share/recycyle the same men. Isn't her baby daddy a major slut too??
Cat >^,,^<
How in the hell is she ever going to be able to monogram a sweater??
The word Uma means horse in Japanese.
Fitting isn't it.
Haha loopy with your little boophemisms...
ETA: haha and SoulTaker too!
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From monday till friday the girl can pick a diffrent name
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I like the name Rosalind.
I've never seen the beautimous in Uma. *woof*
Submitted by snuffy on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 10:00am.
Apparently Uma's grandad was Colonel Baron Friedrich Karl Johannes von Schlebrügge, and her siblings are named Ganden, Dechen, Mipam, and Taya. I'm thinking in this family, naming her only Luna would have been totally outlandish and weird... she's gonna fit right in.
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I guess they couldn't have gone with "Melissa," then.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
she isnt very smexy anymore
Apparently Uma's grandad was Colonel Baron Friedrich Karl Johannes von Schlebrügge, and her siblings are named Ganden, Dechen, Mipam, and Taya. I'm thinking in this family, naming her only Luna would have been totally outlandish and weird... she's gonna fit right in.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 7:20am.
Rosalind is a perfectly lovely name.
And Uma is another "stealth slut" in Hollywood. She has kids by how baby daddies? Just like Christie Brinkley. No one thinks *they're* trashy. But if a black woman did that...
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Wait....huh? She has two other kids with Ethan Hawke, besides this one. Then Ethan cheated on her with the nanny (classy!). She did date a bunch of other guys, including that hotelier, but to my knowledge never had any kids with them.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
LOL you can't fit all those names on an American birth certificate. :D
Uma's a bitch. I was in a store in Woodstock when she came in with her baby. I said, "What a pretty baby" and she completely ignored me and went on to boss the poor saleswoman around like she was her personal slave. She actually said to the woman, when asked if she wanted to try anything on, "I bag shop. Just fill the bags." Cunt.
Miz Cynical/. Right? Grace Kelly is a perfect example. Gwyneth Paltrow another. They retain this air of virginal classiness while fucking every hetero man in Hollywood. Hell, even if they were brunette, they would get the side-eye.
My real first names are Pigknuckle Liverlips....didn't hurt me growing up.
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That is gonna be so embarrassing in school when kids have to reveal their whole name. We had a kid in our class named "Charleswesley" (all one word) and that was bad enough.