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October 18, 2012 / Posted by:

Melanie Minnie, a teacher from the Rietfontein Nursery School in Pretoria, South Africa who doesn’t need no god damn stupid school bus to take all 31 of her students on a quick field trip.

Ms. Minnie, who obviously has an amazing career in Mexican smuggling ahead of her, was stopped by police after some dumb bitch snitches told on her for shoving 19 of her students in her subcompact 5-door hatchback. Ms. Minnie wanted to take her students for some kind of celebratory lunch at a mall only a mile away, but she didn’t want to deal with any school bus nonsense, so she transported all of her students in her Renault Clio in two trips.

After they ate their lunch. Ms. Minnie drove 12 kids back to the preschool and left the other 19 playing in the restaurant’s playground by themselves. When Ms. Minnie came back to the restaurant, she told the rest of her 19 students to inhale and she was able to stuff 3 in the front seat, 11 in the back seat and 5 in the hatchback. That’s when the police caught her and gave her a $170 traffic citation. Ms. Minnie said that it was the first and last time her class went on an outing.

As far as I know, Rietfontein Nursery School is not a pre-school for toddler clowns.

Ms. Minnie shouldn’t have been punished, she should’ve been given some kind of award. Have you ever tried to get 1 screaming pre-schooler into a car? Ms. Minnie was able to get 31 into a car! Crazy bitch is a genius. “Okay, little Timmy, I’m going to have to break your rib cage now to get you to fit into this glove box, but stop crying. At least I didn’t strap you to the roof like little Johnny. Oh, and listen up kids. If one of you farts in the car, the windows will shatter and this bitch will blow, so get all your farts out now!

I really wish there was video of those 19 kids tumbling out of her car when she opened up the door. It probably looked like a regular day in the delivery room for Michelle Duggar’s pussy.

And in honor of this kid-stuffing achievement, Renault should change the name of their Clio to the Renault Duggar Womb 2.0.

via Yahoo! (Thanks, Shari)

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