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October 17, 2012 / Posted by:

Gnesa, a gorgeous nightingale with a voice like an angel’s queef who is the future Rebecca Black and I’d say she’s a long-lost Kardashian, but that’s impossible since she has actual, natural born talent. Warning: Pressing play on the musical masterpiece above might paralyze you in the ears and a thick stream of bile may rise from your throat, because you’ll be so overcome with the sheer talent hitting you. The charisma of Mata Hari runs through Gnesa’s veins as she moves like a paraplegic belly dancer  and Coco Chanel wishes she was alive so she could have a style muse like Gnesa. It takes a certain kind of grace to pull off a ravishing dress that is usually worn by a 12pm-6pm hooker who needs an exquisite garment that won’t wrinkle when it’s scrunched up on the floor of a truck stop motel.

Forget my words, I’ll let the YouTube comments speak for themselves. Yes, these are actual comments:

The best song ever How did you get inspiration? I am blown away Soooo good its crazy I think its my new fav Super original too Something about it ive never seen Heightens reality Impressive tone, quality, and lighting! The song of 2012
BAZ00KAJ0E1 1 hour ago

Forget about Whitney Houston, Barbra Streisand, Lana Del Rey and Céline Dion ! … A new star is born ! … What a voice !!! … A true mermaid …
David La Haye 2 hours ago

This was indeed a pleasure for my ear holes. And my eyeballs. I’m loving every second of it.  Never too much rouge, ever.
deadwood83 2 hours ago

There was a time when music did not exist. It was before I listened to this song.
Life changing, soul changing, this song is a religious experience for your ear-holes.
sico 2 hours ago

This is the best thing I’ve ever heard. The world’s music industry could learn a thing or two from this. Heck, this should be the only thing on the radio.
satchtmo 4 hours ago

Love how the song’s pitch flows perfectly with her tone. You really get a sense of just how much range this talented women has. The only thing I disagree with is that the song is not long enough, she should have done some A Capella at the end.
southpol3 5 hours ago

The only thing more beautiful than this precious gift from god, is her voice. Delicate like a flower yet powerful like an avalanche of angel kisses.
joshlee1090 11 hours ago

Here I was thinking that Gnesa spends all her time performing for kings and queens and stadiums full of hundreds of thousand of people, but obviously she finds the time to create dozens of fake YouTube accounts to leave poetic comments of hilarity like those. Gnesa really does it all.

“Powerful like an avalanche of angel kisses…” Joshlee1090 (aka Gnesa) should really copyright that.

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