Wednesday, October 17th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Eminem (40)
Justin Shenkarow (32)
Matthew Macfadyen (38)
Sharon Leal (40)
Chris Kirkpatrick (41)
Wyclef Jean (43)
Ziggy Marley (44)
René Dif of Aqua (45)
Norm MacDonald (49)
Mike Judge (50)
Rob Marshall (52)
Alan Jackson (54)
Bill Hudson (63)
Margot Kidder (64)
George Wendt (64)
Michael McKean (65)
Cameron Mackintosh (66)

Posted by: Michael K


warmislandsun's picture

Mmmmmmmmmmmm Ziggy! Hit it higher. Happy Birthday to you.

Dion flowerboy's picture

HB Michael McKean and better health to you, sir. HB to all the slores.

and me!!! and i'm so much younger than Eminem.

Jintess's picture

I lived in Detroit when Eminem was doing those shows, Whamo (couldn't turn on the radio without hearing the advertisements for the free-style contests. Of course he wasn't known at the time). You're right, it's very competitive and takes a natural talent.
Actually met him when he was going around town promoting My Name is.. a couple of years later.
Quiet (and kind of little) guy surrounded by HUGE bodyguards. Sweet kid.
Then his ex (Kim) lost her ever loving mind when he really hit it big and would call every radio station in town with stories about him. It got so bad that at least 2 stations asked her (by name) to please stop calling. As far as I know none of them put her on the air.
I can't help it, I like the guy.

HB to all the sluts!

NORM!!! Hope that all four cheeks and both of your chins are still shakin' on your birfday!

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vsminimoose's picture

I always get the 3rd party embarrassment when Eminem puts on his tough guy act.
I don't doubt that the guy has been through a lot or that he needs that act in order to be successful but all I see is just a little wimpy kid under all of that.

Hockey fan's picture

Hb and mad props to Eminem. Recovery was a brilliant cd.

Whamo's picture

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 12:02pm.
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It's cool they are a great family, lot's of love but poor as hell. They were kinda like the Honey Boo clan in a way but the Canadian version.

They never had a running toilet to the day their parents sold the little family house about 15 years ago. No kidding!

M.E.'s picture

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Who knew Eminem was a fucking DORK who wore ALF shirts. LMFAO! HAHAHAHH!!

I still lubs you Marshall, keep making fun of celebritites.

Gardening Girl's picture

Nice Alf shirt...happy birthday.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Twat Muffin's picture

Whamo -- awww, that's sad about your friend's poor family. Did you know that the Hub channel runs a 2-hour mini-marathon every Thursday night? I watch it every week. ALF still cracks me up. I wish I had a creature like that living in my house.

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MrsPotatoHead's picture

Happy Birthday, Matthew Macfadyen. The voice, the accent? YUM. Best Mr. Darcy ever. :D

ItsBritneyBitches's picture

I can't believe Eminem is 40 already. I LOVE him. The guy has saved my lived many times.

Whamo's picture

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 10:41am.
Whamo -- Every time I see Kate Hudson I damn Goldie Hawn & Bill Hudson for forcing her down our throats.
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If nepotism has a name it's Goldie Hawn

I like Alf too, I have a buddy to this day is an ALF freak! I've mentioned his family here before as they were dirt poor and they use to have a TV with a TV on top of it, one had a picture but the sound didn't work the other had sound but the picture didn't work, they use to sync em up to watch TV. Anyway Alf always reminds me of him and his family's TVs

I seem to remember a comment Eminem made about Moby when they were having a beef...something about Moby being 37 years old...now how does Eminem feel about being a 40 year old rapper?! rap is already juvenile and anyone over 40 rapping is ridiculous, especially a 40 year old WHITE rapper!!

suckandfuck's picture

Remember when Eminem hated faggots then held Elton John's cum soaked hand?!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Gobbler's picture

I'm not a huge eminem fan, but this pic always make me feel a little sorry for him.

Orangina's picture

The only relevant or talented person on this birthday list is Mike Judge.

Aphid's picture

Agreed!

PrettyHateMachine's picture

I can't believe that Eminem is 40..damn. I loved him since before My Name Is came out and I still do.

Deb's picture

Happy Birthday, Mike Judge! What Faeriebad1 said, as well as "Idiocracy" and "Extract".

Happy B-day Ziggy Marley and Michael McKean!

I actually saw The Hudson Brothers at Hershey Park on a class trip. They had a popular variety show in the mid-70's. I know. Whoop-tee-doo.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Mr. Peterson's picture

Happy Birthday to Eminem, please go on tour again. Bill Hudson...thought Brett was the cuter one on the old old variety show they had.

Kizzy's picture

You know Alf could kick your ass to this day, right, Marshall? Hope your birthday totally sucks ass.

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bridgjones's picture

I have a serious Eminem problem, he makes up most of my running playlist.

As far as the BAHAHAHAHAA ALF shirt, he makes no bones that he was poor as fuck. When you are that poor, you wear it even when it is pink and shitty. I know, most of my clothes growing up came from trash bags that were left over from yard sales. So yeah, I feel him with the ALF shirt.

I wonder if he regrets the lyrics about Moby being "too old" and washed up at 36?

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Submitted by FsWifey on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 9:53am.
Chris Kirkpatrick you can get your ass kicked, worse than me for wearing a pink Alf shirt.

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Ha!

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turnelbup's picture

Happy Birthday Marshall Mathers III aka Eminem!!! Love me some you. And HB Michael McKean! Hope you healed ok from that NYC taxi almost taking you out!

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Twat Muffin's picture

Whamo -- Every time I see Kate Hudson I damn Goldie Hawn & Bill Hudson for forcing her down our throats.

Gotta love Eminem for wearing an ALF t-shirt -- I LOVE ALF!!!

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Whamo's picture

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 10:12am.

Is George Wendt gay?
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Married with kids from what I can see.

Happy Birthday to Eminem and Matthew Macfadyen...loved him as Mr. Darcy in Joe Wright's version of Pride and Prejudice.

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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 10:12am.

I think George is married but I guess that doesn't always mean anything!

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 10:10am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 9:40am.
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Ah that's Turd Ferguson :)

ahaha yes! He was also funny as that guy (name escapes me) that ran for Prez that always had pencil in death grip..??? He's from my hometown, I think.. I saw him at Yuk Yuk's years ago. He opened for Sam Kinison.. of course my hearing was done when I left there. ;)

MissJaneTexas's picture

Some great birthdays today!

HBD Eminem, Wyclef Jean (BRING BACK THE FUGEES!), Alan Jackson, Mike Judge, Norm MacDonald, Ziggy Marley and George Wendt!

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

Hekki's picture

Happy Birfday to Michael McKean!

Is George Wendt gay?

Whamo's picture

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 9:40am.
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Ah that's Turd Ferguson :)

Thamar's picture

"Dealing with backstabbers, there was one thing I learned. They're only powerful when you got your back turned." - Eminem

Happy birthday rap poet extraordinaire!

Whamo's picture

Eminem...can't help but like his FU attitude, I remember watching the extra clips on 8 mile and it gave me a much more appreciation to what free style rap is all about. If people don't think it's an art IMO they are very wrong.

Wyclef Jean...watch his live version of Johnny Cash's Delia Gone (see below watch the whole thing) it's pretty cool

Norm MacDonald..his Howard Stern appearances were awesome

Mike Judge... loved King of the Hill I tell you what!

Alan Jackson...the last generation of real country singers?

Bill Hudson...you gave us Kate...thanks?

Margot Kidder...If you look out your back window I think you might just be able to see her

George Wendt...NORM!

Michael McKean...all those improve films he does are funny are hell, A Mighty Wind..lol!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-qzUqG4YpQ

Happy Bday Sluts

FsWifey's picture

Chris Kirkpatrick you can get your ass kicked, worse than me for wearing a pink Alf shirt.

Ophelias evil twin's picture

ALF grew up on 8 mile? ahahaha! you just lost your street cred, Marshall.

Norm Mcdonald as Burt Reynolds on SNL Jeopardy skit..hilarious.

TexnDoc's picture

HB Michael McKean and the best commentary on celebrity culture ever before South Park took control.

"Oh, no. If I told them once I told them a hundred times: Spinal Tap and THEN puppets."

-But you have a big dressing room.

"What, bigger than the puppets?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lku6S24pWSU

FaerieBad1's picture

Eminem wearing an ALF tshirt??? Haahahahahahaa!
HB Mike Judge, thanks for Beavis and Butthead and especially for Office Space!!