Afternoon Crumbs

October 17, 2012 / Posted by:

An artistic interpretation of a drop of water hitting Nicole Kidman’s frozen pool of a forehead – Towleroad

Demi Moore should just bone Macaulay Culkin and call it even – Lainey Gossip

Those are some doody poppin’ nails Kelly Osbourne has on – Drunken Stepfather

The look of scarred pain in that dog’s eyes tell me that one of Heather Clem’s sex tape co-stars was Linda Hogan The Superficial 

Meanwhile, I’ll be dining at Olive Garden this weekend – Celebitchy

Kate Upton put some clothes on for VogueHollywood Tuna  

Someone named Chris Messina has a peen and here it is – (NSFW) OMG Blog

Yes, Danny Huston still gets to hump on Olga Kurylenko Popoholic

What Halle Berry meant to say about moving to France is: BECAUSE I WANT TO PUNISH THAT ASSHOLE GABRIEL AUBRY FOREVER AND EVER – ICYDK

Does this mean the next Bond movie will have a Bond Boy in it and his name will be Peeney Galore? – IDLYITW

MiserAlba being MiserAlba – Celebslam


Typing this will give me a snag tooth, but I have to say that Kiki Dunst looks good – The Berry 

More pictures of the hobo vampires looking so excited about being back together – Popsugar

For why is JLo wearing Annie’s dress as a top? – Cityrag

“Listen up, bitches, either you make this X-Factor deal work or I’ll make Bruce Jenner stare into your bedroom window before you go to sleep every night.” – Pimp Mama Kris I’m Not Obsessed

It’s Peter Pan Dude’s long-lost California blond twin! – Videogum

“Bitch, stop” said Coco Chanel from her tweed-lined coffin – Hollywood Rag

And ten million unicorn hugs for Rachel Dratch for bringing up Dlisted’s name on Anderson Live today. The image of Anderson Cooper nervously looking at his lawyers to make sure his restraining order against me is still in effect will forever be embedded into my heart. I mean that literally. An open heart surgeon is going to sew a screen shot of that onto my heart.

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