Afternoon Crumbs
An artistic interpretation of a drop of water hitting Nicole Kidman’s frozen pool of a forehead – Towleroad
Demi Moore should just bone Macaulay Culkin and call it even – Lainey Gossip
Those are some doody poppin’ nails Kelly Osbourne has on – Drunken Stepfather
The look of scarred pain in that dog’s eyes tell me that one of Heather Clem’s sex tape co-stars was Linda Hogan – The Superficial
Meanwhile, I’ll be dining at Olive Garden this weekend – Celebitchy
Kate Upton put some clothes on for Vogue – Hollywood Tuna
Someone named Chris Messina has a peen and here it is – (NSFW) OMG Blog
Yes, Danny Huston still gets to hump on Olga Kurylenko – Popoholic
What Halle Berry meant to say about moving to France is: BECAUSE I WANT TO PUNISH THAT ASSHOLE GABRIEL AUBRY FOREVER AND EVER – ICYDK
Does this mean the next Bond movie will have a Bond Boy in it and his name will be Peeney Galore? – IDLYITW
MiserAlba being MiserAlba – Celebslam
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH HAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHHA – Just Jared
Typing this will give me a snag tooth, but I have to say that Kiki Dunst looks good – The Berry
More pictures of the hobo vampires looking so excited about being back together – Popsugar
For why is JLo wearing Annie’s dress as a top? – Cityrag
“Listen up, bitches, either you make this X-Factor deal work or I’ll make Bruce Jenner stare into your bedroom window before you go to sleep every night.” – Pimp Mama Kris – I’m Not Obsessed
It’s Peter Pan Dude’s long-lost California blond twin! – Videogum
“Bitch, stop” said Coco Chanel from her tweed-lined coffin – Hollywood Rag
And ten million unicorn hugs for Rachel Dratch for bringing up Dlisted’s name on Anderson Live today. The image of Anderson Cooper nervously looking at his lawyers to make sure his restraining order against me is still in effect will forever be embedded into my heart. I mean that literally. An open heart surgeon is going to sew a screen shot of that onto my heart.