Tina Fey And Amy Poehler Are Hosting The Golden Globes Together

Yeah, I know that picture choice is as bizarre as all the choices I make on this site, but I have a reason! The only right picture for this story is a picture of a drunk Tina Fey shaking the hand of an imaginary person while Amy Poehler’s mouth tries to keep itself from hosting a drunk barf party and Jon Hamm has an intense conversation with his Hamm sausage (or maybe he’s getting an imaginary beej or maybe his Hamm sausage is juggling party nuts).

Since Honey Boo Boo and Uncle Poodle are already booked to host the Oscars, who ever is in charge of choosing hosts for the Golden Globes chose Tina Fey and Amy Poehler! Ricky Gervais is out. The president of NBC announced this last night:

“Having both Tina Fey and Amy Poehler on board to host this year’s festivities is a major coup. Tina and Amy have a proven chemistry and comedic timing from their many years together on SNL to their successful co-starring roles in Baby Mama.”

YAAAASSSS! The only way this news could be better is if NBC also announced that this year’s Miss Golden Globes is Jon Hamm’s peen. Yes, Jon Hamm’s peen is a girl and yes SHE can hold a trophy, because she has hands. She’s the peen that can jack herself off.