MEROCK OH BAHMAZ FUR PREZIDUNTS!

Our modern day Shirley Temple, Honey Boo Boo, is in Hollywoods to play the title role in the Anna Nicole Smith biopic for Lifetime (I WISH) and she's making all the stops on the stroll from Extra to Jimmy Kimmel. On Kimmel last night, Honey Boo Boo and our modern day Mae West, Mama June, got into some politics talk and Honey Boo Boo finally endorsed a candidate. An entire nation held its breath, because it didn't want to breathe in Mama June's extra chunky neck fungus fumes. No, we all held our breath waiting to hear who won an endorsement from America' sweet heart and she said:

MEROCK OHBAMAZ!

So scratch Barack Obama, Mitt Romney and Roseanne's names off the ballot and write the name "Merock Ohbamaz" this November!

But seriously, cancel tonight's presidential knife fight and air reruns of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo instead, because this election is over now that Honey Boo Boo has spoken. Michelle Obama can order an inaugural ball wiglet from "Shhh, It's A Wig!", the inaugural ball chef can start making a batch of sketti sauce and Honey Boo Bo can start picking songs to sing during Michelle and Barack's first dance. It's done!

And on a different note, if you need to watch a pro-Ritalin PSA today, here's Honey Boo Boo freaking out like a meth head on Tourette's on KTLA yesterday morning:

Honey Boo Boo IS the hillbilly Little Chrissy.

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Submitted by Fronika on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 11:23am.

None of the Boo Boo Family gives a flying fuck what anyone thinks of them. Good for them.

"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin

Submitted by Kandykane on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 10:36am.

Ewww. What an ugly little toad. Brainless, obnoxious, gross. Just like the mama. Whoever thought this hideous child was good TV? And piss on these 'news' channels who exploit this unfortunate redneck family. "Are they laughing at you or with you?" What do you think, asshole.

Getting rid of cable TV is the best thing I ever did. No way am I paying $$$ to support trash TV like this. Netflix is your friend.

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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"

Submitted by woodhorse on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 8:40am.

I CAN'T with fat little no-neck monsters. I can't even bring myself to click on the video to see how disgusting she is. I hope she chokes on her 'nanner puddin' because she licked her fat fingers too hard.

Submitted by colt13 on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 6:02am.

Submitted by greeneggs on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 6:08pm.
Does Honey Boo Boo win these kiddie beauty contests? I've honestly never seen their show. What is supposed to be the appeal? Like was she winning a lot of pageants and they got their own reality show because of it? I'm sure I'm not alone, and I haven't read through the posts yet, but I don't get it.
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Actually, she is one of the few that never wins. Ironically, yesterday I saw an article about the one who always wins aka Eden Wood, being hired to star in the remake of The Little Rascals.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 5:56am.

what an ugly little hog.

The people of walmart website is kinda entertaining but to make them stars and give them their own show? No.

Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 12:11am.

poverty porn.

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God don't like ugly.

Submitted by vwoolf on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 10:28pm.

Did that bitch just ask Mama June why she knows the word "hiatus"? rUdE

Submitted by PDQ on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 10:02pm.

Is she a kid with "special needs", or is she the inbred spawn of Ann Coulter? Oh wait.....

Submitted by dementa on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 9:39pm.

Oh, and I guarantee that by 14, she's knocked up. Ten years later, she'll have at least seven kids by at least six men, and be on welfare.

And like her mom before her, she'll raise her kids to spew out even more children they won't work to afford, while never teaching them to read, to learn, to explore, and to better themselves. They'll all just wallow in the mud.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Submitted by dementa on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 9:36pm.

Submitted by RichBitch on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 7:10pm.

Most little girls are annoying little shits. Same with little boys. Same, to be fair, with adults.

And I don't really consider a kid who spends all her time chugging caffeine, acting up for a reality show and going to creepy-ass pageants as "just being a little girl." She annoys the hell out of me.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Submitted by bourgie on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 7:36pm.

She will cease being "adorable"in about 6 months. By then the fog will lift and the public will see what a rude, unprofessional, uncute, inarticulate child this is. she's very intelligent, you can see that but she is not getting taught the skills that will make her soar. Love isn't the only thing parents should be giving to their children, home training is another for starters.

Submitted by Hockey fan on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 7:30pm.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 2:34pm.

please stop posting about this disgusting family. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

I want to them to go the fuck away, they get way too much attention.

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WERD

Submitted by Hockey fan on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 7:28pm.

Does her sash read "LITTLE MISS EXCREMENT"? Bc that's what I think of when I see this little sack of trash and her hillbilly inbred retard 'family.'

Submitted by Fucking Insane on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 7:19pm.

Submitted by KA on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 6:10pm.

Your avatar is fucking EPIC. lmao

Submitted by KellBelle on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 7:05pm.

What an annoying fucking brat. That is one ugly little girl, and the fact that she's a pain in the ass makes it worse. I love how the hosts have to pretend that she's being cute, when they probably just want to tell her to STFU. The annoying faces, the irritating singing, the.screeching. All the while she's like, aren't I so cute like everyone says? No, you aren't. Enjoy it now, before puberty slams you hard into that brick wall in your future. I can't stand kids like this. My husband has a nephew like this, and I've actually had to tell his parents he can't stay over anymore because he's a brat. I have no patience for kids like these.

Submitted by bambam on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 5:43pm.

Wow. I just saw two minutes of her and her mom on TMZ. I don't wanna see anymore.

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Submitted by RichBitch on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 5:40pm.

I don't know how anyone can't LOVE Honey Boo Boo. It's so nice to see a little girl just BE a little girl.
Also Mama June is actually kinds savy, putting away the money in trust for the kids because she knows their fame will only last a year or so. Good on her.
I can't hate on these people and I don't mind saying that I like them.

Submitted by betseyfan2 on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 5:27pm.

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 6:28pm.

I don't even HAVE tv anymore...best decision I ever made. Whatever tv I need to see I can see online. I just CANNOT with this kind of horseshit. Out of sheer curiosity I watched about 5 minutes of this backwoodscrapfest on youtube and just sat there in shock. No words, man. No words.

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*chestbump*

10 mos. for me now without a teeeeveeeee. not going back...ever.

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Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 5:23pm.

Okay, here's my observation: this child is bored. She's bored and although it's obvious she is well loved, I don't see a lot of structure in her life. She's not being mentally stimulated.

I think Mamma June is very smart and so is Alana, but I don't know far she's going to get in life. I think Mamma June is great for letting Alalna express herself, but she also needs to teach her restraint.

I know some have made the comment that she's slow or special, but I see the opposite. I see a very vright, but bored child. I hope her mom wisens up.

Submitted by dementa on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 5:11pm.

Aren't beauty pageant contestants supposed to be… beautiful? That kid looks every inch her mother's daughter there.

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 4:58pm.

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Submitted by KA on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 4:40pm.

Submitted by babybunny on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 4:27pm.

WE ALL BETTER REDNECKOGNIZE!! Thank God these adorable hillbilly's are dethroning the Kuntrashians...all I know is I don't care if it was a family from South Central, Alabama, Alaska, Wyoming, or any of the 50 ghetto or glam, as long as it takes attention off of the Kuntrashian's I am LOVING IT!! She seems happy and Mamma June seems to care...and people needed something other than a botoxed plastic surgery selfish as fuck family to watch, so Honey Boo Boo came along just in the nick of time! I am on TEAM MAMMA JUNE, I like her and her 50 chins...she is really likeable.
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i have to agree.

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Submitted by greeneggs on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 4:38pm.

Does Honey Boo Boo win these kiddie beauty contests? I've honestly never seen their show. What is supposed to be the appeal? Like was she winning a lot of pageants and they got their own reality show because of it? I'm sure I'm not alone, and I haven't read through the posts yet, but I don't get it.

Submitted by Edna -E- Mode on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 4:19pm.

these people are not well and that is why the little kid acts as she does too.

our brain and entire CNS rely on us eating the right foods -and avoiding "not found in nature" foods (EG sugarfilled juices/sodas -waters caffeinated products MSGs HYdrogenated-Fats )

sugars (real) use up the B vitamins and other essential micro and macronutrients are brain/body require to run Properly.

if the metabolic enzyme pathways do not have these co factors
the brain LITERALLY increases the Fight /Flight hormones

bad news for the body sure but also VERY bad for brains and our behavior and cognition.

Having a child is the #1 cause of activating the MOST common Autoimmune disease called Hashimoto's Thyroiditis (the 1 Anna Nicole Smith died of (and her son since thyroid status affects Cytochrome P450s ability to detoxify drugs -and the chemicals which make up foods)
etc

Oprah also has hashis but modern medicine's SOP treatment (which is POS for the majority of us hashis) caused very common heart symptoms
so she ignores her thyroid problem/autoimmune disease

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"I (almost) never look back, darling. It distracts from The Now."
= Edna 'E' Mode

Submitted by QueenVelveeta on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 4:09pm.

The mother seems normal, but Honey Boo Boo ain't right. That's not how 7 year old kids act.

Submitted by ellegaunt on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 3:57pm.

Hilarious! Thank you for the great laugh.

Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 3:54pm.

Submitted by Bizzarelife on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 4:55pm.
One of these days, several years from now, someone is going to ask me "Where were you when the world turned into a real-life version of 'Idiocracy'?" I am going to say "The day I saw and heard Honey-Boo Boo on TV.

Are you kidding me? This kid is ANNOYING...

What is so great about this? Several years ago, we would have rolled our eyes and told her to shut it. Why is this crazy little one so popular?

No, really? Can someone PLEASE explain this to me? PLEASE?

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This a million trillion billion zillion times. Can TV get any DUMBER?

Submitted by Night Owl on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 3:45pm.

My daughter is the same age as her and would get a bang out of playing with her. The child has gained even more weight since the show started, they better take the money and run while they can while she is still considered cute. In a few years she will just be looked at as an obese brat.

Submitted by soulks on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 3:54pm.

HoneyBB is looking more and more like Mama June everyday, fatter and stupider(sp?) ; if Mama and HBB were talking to a pageant judge or on CMT maybe they would have cared. 2 worlds collide

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Submitted by Rocket on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 3:27pm.

I don't hate them and I don't watch them. I WOULD rather this family get money for reality tv than the Ktrash family tho.

I would hate to be a tv reporter and have to interview a child like this.

Submitted by Bizzarelife on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 3:27pm.

Submitted by Cricket:

I could see her being entered in the prize pig contest at the 4H club fair,but that's about it. Even pigs are potty trained and don't need to run around in pull ups at 6 or 7 years old. And I'm sorry if any pigs feel insulted by the comparison to this family.
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SERIOUSLY, this is HILARIOUS. You had me laughing like crazy at this one. GOOD ONE!

Submitted by Bizzarelife on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 3:25pm.

One of these days, several years from now, someone is going to ask me "Where were you when the world turned into a real-life version of 'Idiocracy'?" I am going to say "The day I saw and heard Honey-Boo Boo on TV.

Are you kidding me? This kid is ANNOYING...

What is so great about this? Several years ago, we would have rolled our eyes and told her to shut it. Why is this crazy little one so popular?

No, really? Can someone PLEASE explain this to me? PLEASE?

Submitted by Dawn Davenport on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 3:48pm.

Bizarrelife, I think the fascination with shows like this, the Jersey Shore, Duck Dynasty, etc. is because here in the giant melting pot of America, we have all of these strange sub-cultures that most of us have never encountered IRL. Their customs and ways are interesting, especially when exaggerated thru the lens of "reality" TV.

And some of us just have a demented sense of humor!

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l love a Dickey with floating balls!!

"R.A. Dickey for 2012 NL Cy Young"

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 3:01pm.

Who the fuck are the ppl??? Sorz. I live in wee Ireland.

Submitted by WhitneyHagas on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 2:59pm.

Her show is vaguely entertaining although at times horrifying from the one episode I saw of it: the soon to be bear baby with the extra digit, the mud wrestling, the food auctions and etiquette lessons. There was also that one kid who looks like what Miley Cyrus would look like if she stayed her ass in Nashville, y'all.

I am disappointed though. Of the tiara wielding toddlers, I thought for sure Mackenzie would have been the break out star. That child was a sassy terror. It was fun watching her walk over her mom.

Please Jesus dont let my offspring be demons.

Submitted by babybunny on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 2:57pm.

Submitted by vsminimoose on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 2:58pm.

My cousin who is almost 10 still has to wear a diaper sometimes. On the surface you would think she just has some crazy ass strain of ADD but I think she's been diagnosed with some kind of autism. She just goes to the bathroom in her pants...she just doesn't care or understand how it's not appropriate to take a 2 in your pants at the kitchen table. Does. Not. Register. Sad.

She acts a lot like Honey Boo Boo...So there you have it. Most likely a slightly mentally handicapped kid is being laughed at on TV. Though I doubt they ever got her diagnosed before the show...no money and probably just thought she was "hyper."
Yowza.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 2:49pm.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 4:16pm.

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Wow. I'd bet that caffeine and then not being able to go to the bathroom because she's "performing" causes massive issues.

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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 3:03pm.

The BooBoos were on TV this morning and I watched. It was AWESOME.

They were deadpan and not trying to be entertaining and it gave me immense pleasure to watch the hosts founder and struggle to make it good. I think Mama June wasn't having their condescending bullshit so she stonewalled them. And the kid was tired and trying to nap on the sofa. HAHAHAHAHA.

Not a huge fan of the BooBoos but I prefer them toThe Plastics. Mama June does not play.

Submitted by cricket on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 2:47pm.

I truly don't understand people's interest in this horrible bunch of fat ugly inbreds. They are disgusting. That kid is obnoxious and unattractive as hell. How she ever got into a pageant is beyond me. I could see her being entered in the prize pig contest at the 4H club fair,but that's about it. Even pigs are potty trained and don't need to run around in pull ups at 6 or 7 years old. And I'm sorry if any pigs feel insulted by the comparison to this family.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 2:46pm.

ISMU - sad, but true. It's called go-go juice.

http://articles.nydailynews.com/2012-02-08/news/31039438_1_sugary-drinks...

Makes me grit my teeth just thinking about how much caffeine is in that stuff.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 2:43pm.

MEROCK OHBAMAZ is the name the Flintstones would give to a fictional prehistoric figure, like Stony Curtis, Ann-Margrock, or Gary Granite.

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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 2:40pm.

Submitted by Sectnet on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 3:52pm.
I swear this kid is wearing a diaper still. No joke. Take a good look at the pic where she is being lifted by The Human Thumb and some other lackey. That is some kind of diaper!
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It's a pull up, which in fact is a form of diaper.

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 2:39pm.

Submitted by BoredSlore on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 3:55pm.

Lol, my green lovah and I forgive you.

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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.

Submitted by chinlee3 on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 2:39pm.

You go you plain li'l ole hillbilly girl. Get your 15, better you than the ktrash klan.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 2:38pm.

Submitted by Dawn Davenport on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 4:01pm.
*hugs you* Finally, a kindred soul! I love them

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 2:34pm.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 3:44pm.

Probably has something to do with that Mountain Dew/Red Bull concoction her mom doles out like candy.

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What the hell????? It could very well be that kid has given herself a hypotonic bladder by having way too much caffeine and holding her pee too long. It can really weaken the bladder muscle and cause leakage and everything.

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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.

Submitted by sillykat on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 2:33pm.

I just watched some of the video, and I have to say, that child has the most natural, realistic response to those two dumb shit hosts. I mean, their stupid voices and assine questions?? Only a fame whore would engage in their stupid fucking banter. At least she reacts like a normal kid, not like some little fucked-up Hollywood child. She's obnoxious, no doubt, but authentically so.