MEROCK OH BAHMAZ FUR PREZIDUNTS!
Our modern day Shirley Temple, Honey Boo Boo, is in Hollywoods to play the title role in the Anna Nicole Smith biopic for Lifetime (I WISH) and she's making all the stops on the stroll from Extra to Jimmy Kimmel. On Kimmel last night, Honey Boo Boo and our modern day Mae West, Mama June, got into some politics talk and Honey Boo Boo finally endorsed a candidate. An entire nation held its breath, because it didn't want to breathe in Mama June's extra chunky neck fungus fumes. No, we all held our breath waiting to hear who won an endorsement from America' sweet heart and she said:
So scratch Barack Obama, Mitt Romney and Roseanne's names off the ballot and write the name "Merock Ohbamaz" this November!
But seriously, cancel tonight's presidential knife fight and air reruns of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo instead, because this election is over now that Honey Boo Boo has spoken. Michelle Obama can order an inaugural ball wiglet from "Shhh, It's A Wig!", the inaugural ball chef can start making a batch of sketti sauce and Honey Boo Bo can start picking songs to sing during Michelle and Barack's first dance. It's done!
And on a different note, if you need to watch a pro-Ritalin PSA today, here's Honey Boo Boo freaking out like a meth head on Tourette's on KTLA yesterday morning:
Honey Boo Boo IS the hillbilly Little Chrissy.