Would You Hit It?

October 15, 2012 / Posted by:

Either Jude Law is smuggling a cremini mushroom in his swim trunks or his peen head is pressed up against his shorts and is giving the cameras some FACE. If I tilt my head to the side, I think I can see it saying “prune” to the cameras.

Here’s Jude Law making a “Get in mah belly!” pose (or maybe he’s making a “Say hello to my little friend” pose) while doing vacation stuff in the South of France over the weekend. Yes, Jude Law is a million worlds away from looking like the girl-faced Twinkie from Wilde, but this is what happens when dozens of birthdays go by. The beef comes on and hair starts growing out of your asshole. So with that being said, I so would. How can you say no to a piece who’s got a mutton chop beard, a puzzle piece hairline and a hairy tit stache?

And if you’re ever riding on Jude Law and can’t take your eyeballs off of his chichis swaying to and fro, the hairy arrow on his body will remind you that his eyes are up there.

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